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fuck a bank account. i had a nix card in high school

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fuck me

she's wearing white pants and a thong today

MUST

NOT

FAP

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some of these hood rats get preggers when you breathe on them

shit happens..

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^^

yeah, black dudes can get away with abercrombie, even

well, i don't try to though

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she also has the flyest bootay shakin strut i've ever seen

and always gives me this little smirk like 'i'd let you, but...'

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Do it one time on the hood cuhhhhhhhhhhh.

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we like family in this office

i'll just continue to enjoy the sexual tension on a daily basis

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bona you gots to hit. work the daddy angle. take a lunch breack to build with pops on mandela and aparthied politics. then when shorty sees that your down for the cause, you in that motherfucker.

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she already know i b down wit da cause b/c i work in same office as her and her pops

l THlNK U B FEEDlN ME BAD ADVlCE 4 LULZ PURPOSES

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hey man, don't go gettin all perverted on us

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This might sound odd, but you could always try flirting with her.

a bunch of guys that spend their free time speaking in fashion on forums having trouble with girls irl, that would never happen. (6)

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just chillin'

havin' a lil cereals party in my trailer

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4 DA RECORD

i am not asking for advice

it's clear to me that i could hit it

i can't (in the sense of won't allow myself to) and won't, for the reasons already discussed

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i just had a smoke (tobacco) with this dude who had like eight golds and a tattoo on his forearm that said 9th WARD

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i think i'm only gonna post TPB printscreens on here anymore.

everything is oh sooo precious

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yo this double super secret hood

check it

so i'm out to lunch with all the black women in my office (except for one), and the aforementioned dashiki wearing dude

his daughter was there

hostess is pretty hot

so i'm like should i ask for her number

table erupts in laughter

i say sounds like a challenge

so i pick my spot

one of my coworkers goes up to her and gets her to stamp her frequent customer card

at this point i notice she's not white, as i first thought, but a dark haired creole

all good

so i say can i have a card

she says u need to ask your server

i say ok let's make a deal

how about you put your number on this piece of paper

she says i have a boyfriend

i turn on the bona swag and say that's not what i asked

she laughs

then the daughter walks up behind me and says

boy you better be worryin about our kids first

the look on the hostess' face (and mine, i'm told) was priceless

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around the corner from my house. this dude is not homeless, he lives in a small basement apt and collects cans and shit. btw it 89 degrees outside when this picture was taken :D

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wow. I can't tell if that's a shit stain. Or a whole in his pants and I'm looking at his balls.

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what kinda pants are those?

the hole is weird, almost looks to me like it was burnt but there's no black.

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didn't ask about the brand list but it looks like he farted in them since 1965. hole was huge, showed full ass crack and half of both cheeks. he moved when i was taking the picture so it didn't come out well.

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craze night in newark,nj last night.

got drunk off steel reserve.

bought a big mac at mcdonalds

went across the street and bought fries from checkers.

which is pretty ghetto in itself.

but then i randomly asked one of the checkers employees if they had any bags.

kept asking me if i was a cop. finally got the weed and smoked at umdnj.

HOOD THANGS

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not that hood but it gets pretty wild if you go closer to the cemetery there. checkers fries are awesome and most of the locations are hood.

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so i text a bunch of people to see what's good tonight, including my rapper friend (YES HES BLACK LOL)

his replies, in sequence:

- idk whats up what going on tonite

- idk dude my lil cuz just got hit up i mite chill an pass by the hospital an see if he good

- i hope he live

BOTTOM OF DA MAP NEW ORLEANS LOUISIANA WE LUV 2 PACK GATS

:(

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