talk smart: use words you learned in college in this thread

[denimdestroyedmylife]

paging all those fond of sesquipedalian verbiage!

bonus points if you don't know what you are saying!

points will be deducted for propagating colonialistic dageurrotypes, prosthelitizing erroneous falsehoods of the pernicious persuasion, and manumitting masturbatory milquetoastian malapropisms!

proceed, gentlemen!

[corned beef]

what the fuck is juice?

[denimdestroyedmylife]

ask not what it is, but how far you are willing to go to procure it.

[niubi]

Ergo Vis-a-vis Concordantly

[denimdestroyedmylife]

in lieu of your a-priori tutological assertion, i posit that post-pre-suicidal phenomenological scatoclysms are in fact, null, void and adenoidal.

[jeepster]

zomg

tots

irl

imho

jklalz

lulz, lolz, lolzors and its variants

kbye

ttyl

gtfo

stfu

o rly?

ya rly

and general lol-speak

[junglejane]

your centripetal words are so viscous that they are like cavitation to my ears

[denimdestroyedmylife]

^ TAKE lT BACK!

[mrip]

robocop dem jawns

[denimdestroyedmylife]

zomg

tots

irl

imho

jklalz

lulz, lolz, lolzors and its variants

kbye

ttyl

gtfo

stfu

o rly?

ya rly

and general lol-speak

you must be one of those college drop-crotch.

robocop dem jawns

you are in violation of categorical imperative numero uno 3xl.

[mr fluffernutter]

you're so viscous

you hit me with a flower

you do it every our

oh baby you're so viscous

[ProfMonnitoff]

NlGGA IF U FUK W/ ME UR QUIXOTIC

MY RIMS DEY SPINNIN LYK A WINDMILL NIGGA DONT FUK W/ US

[broneck]

canada's sartorial canon is becoming quixotic mostly due to the appropriation of american pop ideologies, as exemplified by robert geller's hegemonic domination of northern fashion types.

(LOL RIGHT?)

[kunk75]

I had a decidedly peripatetic approach to relationships before getting married.

[denimdestroyedmylife]

throw your thesauri skyward

and make them undulate as if you cared not about the consequences

[kunk75]

Why do people obsequiously laud robert geller? it's just clothes.

[denimdestroyedmylife]

the population fixates on the gellarian as a form of public protest against the subterranean maneuverings of the antideluvian troglodyte tendencies of yo mama

[broneck]

syphilis .

[kunk75]

you must admit, though, that his approach is fairly perfunctory, despite the overall photochromic feel of his shows. Perhaps the odious nature is a provocation of the typically vivid tones employed in s/s shows?

[denimdestroyedmylife]

Au contraire, in light of the recent mithraic revivalism of post-misogynistic carpet munching, many luminaries insist that the phallic formulation of cogitative coitus interruptus does not redoubt, or renege upon, the trompe l'oeil tour de force of the soul.

[kunk75]

may i retort?

[denimdestroyedmylife]

proceed, if you don't mind a lambasting in return for your exhortations.

[gas prices kill]

Intelligence is ubiquitous in this thread.

[red]

i can feel my brain growing.

edit: nvm. false alarm.

[kunk75]

mendacity and improbity run rampant through recent purchases? where are the pics?

[denimdestroyedmylife]

the sheer tenacity of the plethora of curmudgeons in said thread have denigrated its former gulliverian status to mere lillipution proportions..

.

[landho]

On the surface, Superfuture itself seems to me to offer a parallel view of society itself; those with jawns are praised, and those without are marginalized. This is the typical belonging-exclusion dichotomy that we see mirrored in the everyday. But of course real life isn't so simple--the view Superfuture offers is parallax, not parallel. Superfuture, while appearing to be a straightforward representation of society, offers not a parallel analogy but instead a metonymic one, one in which overpriced trinkets and pseudodermal clothing are associated with status, both social and economic, intelligence, and, surprisingly, taste. The reality of the situation is that there are a few who possess seemingly precognitive powers with regard to adapting next-level trends, but sadly, the majority are content to indulge in an onanistic celebration of shibboleth brands and designers. The obverse to this, of course, is that some brands and designers are Gileadites and some are Ephraimites, so to speak. All of this borders on the foolhardy; at the end of the day, what looks good looks good, regardless of the WAYWT caucus. The world that Superfuture evinces is not real life; it does not asymptote toward real life; it doesn't even approximate real life. It is a Bizarro world, a niche, in which many of the posters, in a desperate attempt to win "reputation" and the acceptance of their compeers, are willing to turn their life into a Potemkin village; what is revealed in the lens of the camera, in the series of self-laudatory anecdotes, one may safely wager, oftentimes lacks the veracity of the actual. Some may use their posting history to act as a (in some cases, therapeutic) sort of bildungsroman, but the majority, in a perhaps desperate attempt to placate whatever insecuriities they may already otherwise internalized, offer narratives that have clearly been embellished or, in some cases, falsified. Given the strides made in the technological manipulation of representation, even a photograph or a series of photographs can no longer serve as evidence of anything. Endless exegeses don't matter; endless photostreams don't matter; in the end, we find ourselves reliving the Copernican revolution all over again, in which our entire world, our entire universe is being decentered, and we come to the realization that only existence matters. But Superfuture itself is not a bad thing; as long as one is cognizant of the fact that Superfuture is Superfuture and nothing more than that, then, and only then I would argue, can one fully partake in the Superfuture experience.

[alterion]

manumitting masturbatory milquetoastian malapropisms!

I refuse to believe you only started masturbation in college -5 points

[ProfMonnitoff]

landho ima neg rep u if u actually wrote all that

fukin wall of text wtf man

[cjbreed]

the sheer tenacity of the plethora of curmudgeons in said thread have denigrated its former gulliverian status to mere lillipution proportions...

tsk tsk: lilliputian is the correct spelling

but you used milquetoast, which is awesome, so no points deducted

oh and one of the most misused and overused terms from college? Cartesian