SUPERwoman

[thedaniway]

as funny as all of this is, i just wanted to let you guys know you ruin everything!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Leonard Leroy]

wait this is degrading?

ya seriously, should we keep it to the mouth or any other cavity

[dismalfuture]

so when are you jeffy breaking up? and who will be first to jizz on your teeth?

[the_state]

ya seriously, should we keep it to the mouth or any other cavity

freals. anything neck up is degrading. stomach? chest? shit. i mean. really? 4/5 times my girl asks for it there so it doesn't get nasty.

[evisu 2000]

there was somethin about jeffyvain she couldn't stand

somethin that could've made his ass a real man

somethin she wanted, but she never was pushy

the motherfucker never ate her pussy

[dismalfuture]

What conclusions would a girl draw from me pushing the girls back down so it makes a nice 45 degree cumslide along her backbone?

[midnight]

Whats the best way to tell a bitch her pussy STANK?

[Liberation1945]

^^ never thought of it that way, i just like when the back is curved and legs spread cause it can make a girl with no as seem like she has somethin...

[dismalfuture]

there was somethin about jeffyvain she couldn't stand

somethin that could've made his ass a real man

somethin she wanted, but she never was pushy

the motherfucker never ate her pussy

jeffy eat pussy? is he the cannibal corpse?

cuz that nigga's a bitch and dani look like a horse

Ape never kill ape and jeffy don't lick slits

Cuz ape fellating ape is some cannibal shit

[dismalfuture]

^^ never thought of it that way, i just like when the back is curved and legs spread cause it can make a girl with no as seem like she has somethin...

word word, I have long ass arms IMO but I still feel like I can't get a good two-hand hold on the titties from the back unless I hunch down, that is my only real complaint in life.

[skiniks]

dismal i've never wished i could rep someone so badly.

[DüM]

two hands?

one on tit, one on her shoulder. you can lean towards the tit arm and you don't have to bend over too much.

[dismalfuture]

I want to use the titties as handles, sort of. I figure if you're gonna hold on to something while things are in motion, I'd choose to hold on to a titty if I could.

[Liberation1945]

hmm...i personally like my hands to be choking her or pulling at her hair...tits...bags of sand...

[Leonard Leroy]

i take ass cheeks,

dani, its your topic, what is your preference

[bernt]

hmm...i personally like my hands to be choking her or pulling at her hair...tits...bags of sand...

I'm down with this shit.

[dismalfuture]

ass cheeks? so it's like a two handed push off? but how does it bounce back? her face off the headboard? You need something to pull on my du. I'm telling you, you can hold onto the sides, the waist, a shoulder, but if only my arms were a foot longer, that woule be perfect. I could stay straight up for maximum thrusting and still hold the boobies.

[Liberation1945]

dani your bf is no more of a man than the pig in leo's avatar...how could he be such a pig? cmere, lets go to the corner...i wanna talk to you...here...have a drink...itll make you feel better...ill make you feel better...cmon lets get outta here...wanna come over? i have more drinks at my place...lets go...ill take care of you...

[Leonard Leroy]

well, hips then. Wait i need a visual of the positioning here.

[Charlie Delta]

two hands?

one on tit, one on her shoulder. you can lean towards the tit arm and you don't have to bend over too much.

Do this> try to reach down for manual "extra attention">

balance lost>

whooooooops> whole structure topples over....

aaaaand smooth transition...

[ROYALEFATALE]

BlTCH NEVER COOK MY COKE

WHY?

NEVER TRUST A WHORE WITH YOUR CHILD

awwwwwwwww shit

LIKE YOU INTERNETAZ SHARIN' MY FILES

[bouwnt]

Whats the best way to tell a bitch her pussy STANK?

"babby, i want to eat your vashine, but GODDAMMM that smell could gag a maggot on a gut wagon"

[junglejane]

is it okay for a girl to jizz on a guy's chest on the first date?

[dismalfuture]

no. I don't like squirters that much. I probably wouldn't call them back.

[dismalfuture]

i also make the girl sleep on the wet spot.

[Sayword]

is it okay for a girl to jizz on a guy's chest on the first date?

That would turn me on so hard.

[tac0tron]

Women don't really like being jizzed on huh... or do they?

[operationjake]

here's a question: do girls ACTUALLY appreciate random acts of kindness?

i bought my last girlfriend flowers outta the blue one weekend and she broke up with me the following tuesday because she was digging some dude more than me (she could have at least waited a week... haha). i was not sad or mad but just utterly bewildered. the girl was cwazy but i tried to be really nice to her... i saw exactly how that ended up. haha.

[marie]

I prefer random acts of kindness over constant.

Some are more appreciative than others obviously, you just had a rough first go.

[broneck]

the real question he's asking is "can buying flowers stop my girlfriend from leaving me for someone with a bigger penis" and the answer to that question is rarely yes.