SUPERwoman

[thedaniway]

So, I'm not really sure how well this thread will do-considering the lack of female participation on the sufu board-BUT this thread is for questions that you sufu men have about treating women right. A lot of you sufu guys just don't get it... so just ask...

And as for the sufu ladies... post how you would like to be treated or how you've been treated well. Or how shitty you've been treated and would like it to change.

[Charlie Delta]

Do I get it right?

In essence the thread is for this yes?

[cyberPUNK]

is it ok to jizz on a girl's chest on the first date?

[thedaniway]

is it ok to jizz on a girl's chest on the first date?

only if you're willing to clean it up for her afterwards. or at least spoon her... no napping.

[cheep]

should i go down before i beat it up like rodney king?

[dismalfuture]

Aw, are you and jeff e-fighting? We care so much dani.

[lestat]

how can i get a girl to let me jizz all over her face like a porno?

[bouwnt]

when a2m is now the norm, asking other girls what their opinions are is obsolete.

now a2oGM... that's what i want to talk about

[dismalfuture]

what, pray tell, is a2oGM?

[HBlack]

because i dont want to find the help knucks bang ladies thread

is there really any way to gracefully end a handjob? shit's inconvenient

[hellogoodbye]

run away with me daniway

i'l scrub your knees every day dani EVERY FUCKING DAY

[bouwnt]

what, pray tell, is a2oGM?

an00s to OTHER girl's mouf

[dismalfuture]

Then why is 'other' not capitalized? If it were me, I'd be stressing the 'OTHER' part of the equation everytime I talked about it. a2OGm - better

[bouwnt]

it's lowercase because i usually have to mumble it when suggesting.

[Liberation1945]

okay, she asked me to be rough so i kicked her in the face...was i wrong? or was i oh so right?

if you think about it, the bitch asked for it...

[wesc]

how do you convince a girl to do the anal?

and...

whats the best way to ask a bitch if sex is an option that night on your first date ?

[Lab]

I have this "why are you talking to me" look on my face whenever a CWG tries small talk

I really don't hate them. I just got that look on my face. And it's only CWG.

I dunno.

I wish they would stop touching me though. ESPECIALLY WHEN IM EATING.

FUCK

i dunno why CWG touch me a lot/while im eating. VERY distracting/rude

[inaya]

white people are always really touchy, it's so rude.

[DüM]

BlTCH NEVER COOK MY COKE

WHY?

NEVER TRUST A WHORE WITH YOUR CHILD

[Leonard Leroy]

yo i punch my mom in the mouth when she tries to talk to me while eating, fucking annoying jesus christ. i don't talk to you when you're eating

shit i don't talk to you at all. stop crying, what the fuck stop crying what do you mean you feel like i'm not part of the family, this is blood seniorita, bloooood, we blood don't bitch out man

only one way out of the familia, puta, and that's in a body bag

[Lab]

BlTCH NEVER COOK MY COKE

WHY?

NEVER TRUST A WHORE WITH YOUR CHILD

KEYS IN THE FLOOR MISTRESS IN DIOR

BITCH TELL ME SHE LOVE ME BUT I KNOW SHE A WHORE

[DüM]

SO KILL THE COMPARISON

l'M ON SOUTH BEACH SIPPON ON SERAPHIM

: x

[Lab]

lolololol

FUCK THE BUREAU RATHER B SPENDIN IN EUROZ

AND GET FED GRAPES, FUCK HOES IN PLURALS

[Liberation1945]

i like cheese so i put it on my food

hey man this is mine get your own dude!

[ExileOnMainSt]

Females, go 'head, act surprised

ya'll like sex more than guys

pop the question, they get silly

you got your period? "umm, not really"

whats that mean to be polite?

"It's the last day and it's real light"

yeah right, you leak leaky

call me next week, I'm not that freaky

some girls come for a dance

see that fat ass all in a stance

all I do is a touch or a glance

you won't have Killa Cam bust in his pants

[cheep]

mi love di woman touch her pum pum mek mi heat it up

give her di cockie, like a boxer mi gwan beat it up

no lickie lickie, she say she na waan mi fi eat it up

she waan mi yout so she ask mi fi come breed her up

she mi empress pon mi left mi haffi seat her up

cook mi food, wash mi clothes, an mi house she haffi keep it up

baby dem get hungry her titties a gwaan feed em up

she call mi her king so you know mi haffi lead her up

you know mi love mi woman so mi neer gonna slap her up

but diss king selassie an you know mi haffi smack her up

no sucky sucky, di pum pum strictly she haffi back it up

woman love fi fuck so mi never haffi jack it up

this could have also gone in superfreestyle, but it applies here

[gfunkdocta]

no woman, no cry

[bouwnt]

confucious say boy with no corny white girl comes in handy

[insomaniac]

is it ok to jizz on a girl's chest on the first date?

the real question here is, "is it a date, or a fuck?"

girls are natural born over analyzers. we will be observing everything from how the date was set up, to how the dinner was paid, all the way to where you two will be seated at the bar. we're like sherlock homes of dating. we look for clues to figure out if you really do like us or not.

so when it comes to a degrading sexual behaviors like jizzing on a girl's body, it sends out a very confusing message.

i advise you. don't use the phrase 'jizz on one's body part', and the word 'date' in the same sentence. it will be far less complicated when it is worded, "is it ok to jizz on a girl's chest on the first fuck?'

let's save everyone a heartache. girls have more important things to worry about than over analyzing mixed messages such as this one.

[the_state]

so when it comes to a degrading sexual behaviors like jizzing on a girl's body, it sends out a very confusing message

wait this is degrading?