yo sufu niggettes what kinda cocks u prefer?

[Guest Hopfer]

White people - the pudgy endomorphic body types almost always have tiny cocks. (jewish antique dealers) Im talkin those disgusting button dicks that dont even hang down. Really thin ectomorphs with long fingers and hands tend to be well hung (northmen). You can usually judge a man's cock size by his hands (but not his feet or height).

From what Ive seen, Irish men have small cocks, while Ukranians have large ones.

My buddy Joe is irish, ginger and all. I can't remember in great detail but I don't think he has big hands but his dick is fucking HUUUUGE.

Don't rag too hard on the asians. I've seen some honkin' asian dicks in the locker room. Of course, I went to school with a butt-ton of chinese so maybe they're different.

[mspark]

with the amount of dudes discussing other dudes cocks they "happened to see", this thread is mind-bogglingly gay.

[Guest Hopfer]

I never understood why guys care so much. A wang is a dong is a dick is a cock. Who cares. I'm not the big man on campus or anything but I've never really had a problem changing in front of friends, though friends have had a problem. International Dudedom needs to get over that shit.

[julzkind]

Somehow I have trouble believing that this is true. My buddy from highschool must have been one of the unlucky ones. I will say that the arab women I've been with (two of them. not counting the Turkish terror who sucked in every way as a human being) were two of the most loving, affectionate, most satisfying women I've had the honor to sleep with.

wait, i do remember a small dicked arab guy. he was fat and it looked like it was like 3in long and no girth. haha.

n yes arab women have this built in thing where they want to always please the person they are with.

u could write a book on dicks.

jmat, this thread will get more replys if you ask gay people to contribute.there's more gays than girls in here

yeah ive seen a couple dicks, but talked to my friends about more. ive been told im like a guy with tits, so this subject really is nothing to what i talk about irl.

[e0d9n0b5]

*posts spidercock.jpg and beecock.jpg*

[Liberation1945]

wheres that niketalk puke gif...

=/

[e0d9n0b5]

for those that wanna see a lil spidercock and beecock.. ill link so i dont get banned...

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/d/da/%21spidercock.jpg

http://www.negativ.net/img/beecock.jpg

[julzkind]

^ is that like bme shit? or just fetish shit?

[e0d9n0b5]

just fetish i think, there are more iirc. splitdick.gif is more like bme stuff, or the pain olympics series

[headcoat]

for those that wanna see a lil spidercock and beecock.. ill link so i dont get banned...

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/d/da/%21spidercock.jpg

http://www.negativ.net/img/beecock.jpg

woah, that spider made him cum.

heres some more dick pics:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Micropenis

[e0d9n0b5]

woah, that spider made him cum.

heres some more dick pics:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Micropenis

allegedly its p. cool if they have venomous leg hairs, like i think that tarantula has. i'm not adventurous to try it though, and ive tried lots of stuff

[GiZMO]

i only have a 2.5" change from show to grow. this shit is getting fruity/creepy/etc.

You can't wear shorts, yeah?

[kunk75]

3/4 length only. otherwise wear dick in waistband or behind thigh and taped down.

[Jkissi7]

I never understood why guys care so much. A wang is a dong is a dick is a cock. Who cares. I'm not the big man on campus or anything but I've never really had a problem changing in front of friends, though friends have had a problem. International Dudedom needs to get over that shit.

ptft.. nah if you dont a big cock your just a .. grain of sand at the beach

<-- chocolate

[ProfMonnitoff]

kunk... have u ever try wear cock as belt? maybe good idea.

[Jkissi7]

Kunk probably can, he probably suffers from peentoovastiatus like me .. when your penis keeps dippin in the toilet when your trying to piss .. fuck

[geekbonchic]

I guess I'll be the one to drop it:

It's not the size of the sea, it's the motion of the ocean.

Also, venomous leg hairs or not, no spider is crawling on my dick.

[e0d9n0b5]

i might be down if it was de-fanged

[kunk75]

haha

i was just at my aunt's the other day and thinking damn, my uncle must have a little dick cause my whole front third was in the toilet. i'm like how does he shit here. i usually have to hold that shit up manually when i'm sitting.

Kunk probably can, he probably suffers from peentoovastiatus like me .. when your penis keeps dippin in the toilet when your trying to piss .. fuck

[ericdw]

i hate that shit. from what i'm reading i'm def a lil smaller thank kunk but it's fuckin gross when i'm tryin to shit and my tip dunks

[Sayword]

yall got to much damn watter in your toilets. you bastards are wasting water.

[e0d9n0b5]

true. put a brick or full water bottle or something in your upper deck, wasteful cretins

[Brienneoftarth]

i'm ukranian and irish. I really can't tell if I'm above average or not, because I always think people lie about this shit. I've had a freind claim he was 6 1/2 and It was just a blatant lie. I've never measured my shit, but I'm definitely a grower, my dick nearly triples in size when I get hard.

[tac0tron]

After reading this thread, I feel so damn small...

[dunkin deeznuts]

im hung like a pepsi can

above average girth, below average length.......

[Charlie Delta]

Interesting how this thread went from "women of sufu, what do you like?" to "tell us about your cock"...

Supergays!

[cheep]

ive been told that its a great size. ive also been told "ouch, be gentle"

[dolly]

i am a girl

writing in this thread.

[kunk75]

perfect, a woman steps in right after we're talking about our shitty toilet-water covered cocks.

[Spastic_Koala]

heres some more dick pics:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Micropenis

Fuckers wore their jeans too tight.