common project have, you?

[salaryman]

I bet your boy Boris knows Andrei my dealer.

Guy is so stocked they call him the healer.

My old connect was a short guy, called him Iranian

But, some J sold him out, so he went subterranean.

[dismalfuture]

julzkind you spit rhymes? yeah that's fine, I don't mind

and yeah sellin dope in Asia is a workingman's grind

they get they stacks up and then the same niggas get all jacked up

just because some yellow kids can't get they facts up

[julzkind]

Well look who showed up in the thread by chance.

Did someone order takeout or a belly dance?

Ali Baba and co. are more than welcome here,

but only if your career's sultan rhyme engineer.

aye yo salaryman

here to give you a "salam"

i deal strictly w-m-d

as if you couldnt see

that with your own eyes

or else they telling you lies

ya my daddys name is ali

n ya we do own a deli

we got that gas on lock too

come down n holla at abu

[dismalfuture]

so is it you and your fam who been raisin up gas prices?

How can I push the V12 during a fuckin oil crisis?

julz turn a blind eye, just open up the tap for me

I'm in that 760i with the matching black CEE PEES

[julzkind]

ya i spit rhymes

n ya i look fine

i got you down on that discount pump

just take your eyes off that arabian rump

im a needle in a haystack

keep watchin n take a step back

imma blow ya mind

stay on that grind

so glad to meet you, i be julzkind.

[salaryman]

Hey Julz, thanks for coming, now do me a favor.

I'll take $30 on 4 and some gum, any flavor.

When you're done pumping, go ahead hop inside.

I'll play oochie wally while we magic carpet ride.

[dismalfuture]

julz, needle? you thick like a missile

but thats alright with me u my arabian nizzle

my raps is all corny like cans of Del Monte

But what did you expect? It's all about CEE PEES

[salaryman]

Almost lunch time, so this is it for a while.

Julz, I'll leave it to Dis to teach you some style.

But I like where you've started, so stick around.

I'll be back soon enough to rhyme and confound.

[dismalfuture]

Speaking of corn, japs like it in soup

I wonder if they know how its still in your poop

oops sorry, I made a scat funny

I guess we ought to shift it back to the CEE PEES

[dismalfuture]

Salaryman, go get that bento

Asian style food like Asia Argento

noodles or rice, or buta kimchi don?

Don't forget to put your hightop CEE PEES on

[julzkind]

good times

good rhymes

i aint even got any ceepee

so i should say sorry

just wanted to throw a line or two

you know how i do

my rhymes got lame

my attention span is to blame

[dismalfuture]

khoiphan92, I thought he was banned?

man did you know I'm almost old enough to be his dad

92 memories faded, Air Raids and SpaceJam

old and forgotten like goldengloves pullin scams

[dismalfuture]

ken shinoda talk all thug, but he from the land of kangaroos

I hate to sound all smug cause, actually, I am too

I wonder where he live, is he up in Sydney?

Is he stompin koalas in some patent CEE PEES?

[dismalfuture]

Nah, ken got no CEE PEE he subete Dior Homme

Try to keep it steezy like fade2black2's mom

looking like the love child of grace jones and dolph lundgren

If want some suede CEE PEES set up about three hundred

[salaryman]

Fucking yaki-tori, that lunch was weak.

What happened to Julz? Dismissed from the threak?

She was alright for an A-rab, had a little game.

But I guess everyone gets 15 minutes of fame.

[dismalfuture]

Nick Renshaw loves that anal rape from his hero, Kanye West

cum on small titties I call that lovin on A chest

itty bitty titties don't need no committee

it'd take billions to fill a room, so I stick to dem white CEE PEES

[ken shinoda]

i E. A. T. Dogz too niggazzz...

i <3 korean rap!!!!!!

[dismalfuture]

u ate yakitori? u ate poultry on a stick?

negima dipped in yuzugoshou? or was it grilled chicken dick?

this is a divergence, let's talk about more breasts

rather than Nick Renshaw and his daddy Kanye West

[salaryman]

So who else will stop in, next for a cameo?

A beast in supreme or white kid from Ontario?

Aniki? There once was a time he was stomped in neg rape.

Then poof he was back in some Shinoda shift shape.

[dismalfuture]

ken shinoda gave big ups to canine BBQ

shit is so tender, my bitches love it too

I'm just kidding I can't be eating man's only friend

But Korean style grilling is a solid new food trend

[dismalfuture]

Kanye says "fuck you! get off my boy Nick"

"He the only boy I trust with my sorry three-inch dick"

Well, I'm sorry, I didn't know, you were only three

I feel better about myself, with my green CEE PEES

[salaryman]

Eating dog's not so bad, I tried it in China.

With enough salt on that shit, its bettter than 'gina.

But, all jokes aside, this is serious stuff.

How come Chinese girls like it so rough?

[dismalfuture]

It's cuz that shit is sideways like Lib's twin, Sandra Oh

It ain't a four by two, it's more like two by four

shallow and all wide, what kind of dicks can that shit squeeze?

I don't fucks with that, I just chill in my CEE PEEZ

[salaryman]

I guess then thats it. The box is too shallow.

Those girls are too thin, not cushion marsh-mallow.

I'll stick to the Julzkind with plenty of bounce,

A milk bag ass, 32 ounce.

[dismalfuture]

I drop rhymes bout Cali wines, like pinot grigio

it means something's grey, plus that word that I don't know

I know Italian shoes, but damn, give me some credit

I dropped 6 different tongues already in this 17 page epic

[dismalfuture]

that was post 327, cubed, it's a chevy small block 8

What happened to ken shinoda and where's his g'day mate?

[Liberation1945]

i like bacon.

i like canadian bacon.

i like turkey bacon.

i even like bacon mints.

[salaryman]

I heard he had a hustle selling porno from Tokes,

bringing steez to the victims who want to watch pokes.

The market was rich, he became a millionaire,

then it dried up, so he's practicing ebonics somewhere.

[ken shinoda]

ken shinoda talk all thug, but he from the land of kangaroos

I hate to sound all smug cause, actually, I am too

I wonder where he live, is he up in Sydney?

Is he stompin koalas in some patent CEE PEES?

Nah, ken got no CEE PEE he subete Dior Homme

Try to keep it steezy like fade2black2's mom

looking like the love child of grace jones and dolph lundgren

If want some suede CEE PEES set up about three hundred

Dismal you's a window shopper

Mad at me, I think I know why

dismalz a window shopper

In the DH store, looking at shit you can't buyzz

Mad as fuck when you see me P. I. M. P. I. N. in waywt threadz

So go headz and bounce in ur used CEE PEES u kop from the supermaketz

and keep tellin urself u bouncin....

[dismalfuture]

You tryin to ham it up? What if I was Muslim?

That shit could my feelings, hummus I be hustlin

That's aight u my homie we eat that grilled pork

But with skinny metal chopsticks, not the whiteman's fork