common project have, you?

[dismalfuture]

ken don't you know I love to drop humor

All up in ya head, like a Schwarzenegger tumor

It's not a tumor! that's from Kindergarten Cop

I'm trying to bring laughs, when my lyrics drop

[ken shinoda]

Ken do you run to the big man everytime that you lose?

I was just tryin to tell stories bout shoes

Projects u don't got em, we ain't got nothin in Common

except I'm ya dad I cuz it was ya mommy I got on

Go ahead go against me I'll hurt your feelings

Stones in my cross the size of your earrings

My confidence level's high nigga can't tell

Licking my lips at your moms pussy like I'm Colonel Sanderz

[dismalfuture]

Nigga I'm sorry, are those tears? here's a Kleenex

I'm sorry, lets go to Thailand, I'll buy ya some sex

with a chick with a dick, not like Jamie Lee Curtis

my lyrics is all cheesy, Hammer don't hurt us!

[ken shinoda]

I get little niggaz mad cause I'm flossin' bad

I ain't a wrestler, but I'll put your mom the Boston crab

I talk money cause it costs to brag

Round here bitches walk around wit hair that horses had

Rap it get your face stuck on them bricks

I don't really like to exercise but I'll push up on a bitch

Y'all sweet like 99 bananas

That's why I got 99 niggaz wit 99 hammers

They all want a nigga to stop

Cause I rap slick enough to slip the ring off of yer mom

I'm just a playa that found out where the coaches know

That's why I'mma be around longer than the Oprah show

You and your man y'all both should know

That all it takes is a finger to send you where the ghosts go

Shit I been hated since the 5th grade

that's why my best friend the tray pound, a ice pick, and a switch blade

[dismalfuture]

Bitch I don't wear earrings, do you? you bat for that team?

I'm more concerned about the way I get ya mom to scream

when I fill up her guts, its like a human hot dog

Why u so slow on the rhymes, has your brain started to fog?

[dismalfuture]

Niggas with hammers? That shit sounds like u lifted

From the original purpose ya gone drifted

This was all about a way to write subtle odes

to them kicks u don't own, the white CEE PEE lows

[headcoat]

I get little niggaz mad cause I'm flossin' bad

I ain't a wrestler, but I'll put your mom the Boston crab

I talk money cause it costs to brag

Round here bitches walk around wit hair that horses had

Rap it get your face stuck on them bricks

I don't really like to exercise but I'll push up on a bitch

Y'all sweet like 99 bananas

That's why I got 99 niggaz wit 99 hammers

They all want a nigga to stop

Cause I rap slick enough to slip the ring off of yer mom

I'm just a playa that found out where the coaches know

That's why I'mma be around longer than the Oprah show

You and your man y'all both should know

That all it takes is a finger to send you where the ghosts go

Shit I been hated since the 5th grade

that's why my best friend the tray pound, a ice pick, and a switch blade

you just embarrassing yourself with this garbage, son

[salaryman]

Damn. I leave for 6 minutes to go take piss

and then come back....to this?

Some Little Bow Wow has stepped up to the plate.

Now lets sit back and watch til its g'day mate.

[dismalfuture]

S man don't lie, I know you be smokin

Monica love smokes too, in her crotch I be pokin

Montecristo box, I ain't no baron

With William J. Clinton, this fat bitch I was sharin

[ken shinoda]

They say I walk around like got an "S" on my chest

Naw, that's a semi-auto, and a vest on my chest

I try not to say nothing, the DA might want to play in court

But I'll hunt or duck a nigga down like it's sport

Front on me, I'll cut ya, gun-butt ya or bump ya

You getting money? I can't none with ya then f**k ya

I'm not the type to get knocked for D.W.I.

I'm the type that'll kill your connect when the coke price rise

Gangstas, they bump my shit then they know me

I grew up around some niggas that's not my homies

Hundred G's I stash it (what), the mack I blast it (yeah)

D's come we dump the diesel and battery acid

This flow's been mastered, the ice I flash it

Chokes me, I'll have your mama picking out your casket, bastard

I'm on the next level, right lane forget bezzle

Benz pedal to the metal, hotter than a tea kettle, god (what)

[dismalfuture]

kenny what 10 cent rapper are up on?

Why can't you spit about projects of common?

This ain't a school assignment just use ya brain

excuse us for a moment cuz ya mom askin for train

[Liberation1945]

i drop bombs

you could say i drop science

or maybe thats just knowledge

but dont get it confused im a snake yup im solid

niggas wanna test then step up to the plate

this aint nothin to me man im simply gettin paid

[ken shinoda]

Im stanky rich

Ima die tryna spend this shit

Southside's up in in this bitch

Yeah i smell like the vault

i used to sell dope

i did play the block

now i play on boats

in the south of France

baby, St. Tropez

Get a tan? im already black

Rich? I'm already that

gangsta, get a gat

hit a head in a hat

call that a riddle rap

shit, fuck the chitter chat

I'm the baker, i bake the bread

the barber, i cut ya head

the marksman, i spray the lead

"I blood clot, chop ya leg"

do not fuck with the kid

i get biz wit the cigg

i come where you live

ya dig?

*gonna go for a meeting. later 10centz hahahahahaha

[dismalfuture]

gettin paid what, like 8 dollars an hour?

Nigga u think that gives u some sorta power?

Them bills all came from my wallet

last night when I was writing checks, and yeah ya mom saw it

[Liberation1945]

you funny my dude worried bout what im makin

get off my nuts and keep an eye on your girl cause takin

everything you got nigga

writin checks nigga how you figga?

dont lie to them doggie you know you dirt poor

dont lie to them doggie we know why your ass is sore

[dismalfuture]

Ken S? Running away, cuz A KING built this house?

I'm giving it to ya, like I'm in ya mom's mouth

bustin all juicy with quick and sharp rhymes

And you call me weak names, u say I'm a dime?

[dismalfuture]

Ten out of ten is how you should say it

lyrics all sexy like a dreadlocked Bo Derek

U know who ya daddy cuz lyrics I got these

And all I got to thank is a pair of Achilles

[dismalfuture]

Lib45, is this like some sort of mystery?

an owner who is blind and a doggie who can see?

Nah, don't fuck with this, you're already dead

don't forget the goodnight when i'm in mommy's bed

[Liberation1945]

nigga you tryin hard but i really aint trippin

get off my nuts nigga freals though i really dont know what you sippin

nigga you corny usin mommy jokes

im just chillin smokin enjoy spliff tokes

[salaryman]

An early depature, but no big surprise,

Having used up his rhymes, prolly needs new supplies.

Bo Derek in dreadlocks, haha, fucking show-biz.

Looked like a white Serena, Williams, that is.

That look was hollywood gold,

But I'd still smash and smash now matter how old.

[dismalfuture]

man you already know who is best

My brain has destroyed every test

Ya missed and got some air and I killed ya instead

Hate to tell ya dude, but nigga, u dead

[dismalfuture]

Ken Shinoda says he got a meeting, but he dressed in 05

Yeah dead Dior styles, in the boardroom, will he arrive?

Maybe he just really a salesman

of wack ass lyrics TKC R.I.S.surection

[dismalfuture]

Man Serena Williams look like a gorilla

I know black beauty and that shit ain't in her

she just a racket swangin primate with some shoes on her feet

And let me remind you COMMON PROJECT repeat

[salaryman]

She's no looker, I'll give you that.

But give a bitch a racket and its instant combat.

That cro-mag jaw is designed to devour little Russians.

but about that cock she's slangin, are there no discussions?

[dismalfuture]

Who cares about tennis when you got Sharapova

Firm little ass and white teeth I cream ova

She ain't good with a racket I'll admit that

but that doesn't really matter when she's eating my bat

[dismalfuture]

Advantage: Agassi, you remember that dude?

Or John McEnroe with that bad attitude?

when ya drop lyrics all smart you can keep ya voice down

Even get away with CEE PEES in brown

[salaryman]

Sharapova's got an ass like the homecoming queen.

But I still think Kournikova is the favored cuisine.

Sweaty little body all tan and salacious.

Too bad she fell off and married that 'Glacias.

[salaryman]

Agassi bagged Brooke Shields before she turned Susan,

but Sampras had skills and was rarely seen losing.

McEnroe the asshole was good TV ,

But I'd rather watch Sharapova squeal like a banshee.

[dismalfuture]

Man, I'm old, I still got a stiffy for Steffi

Graf was her name, all blonde like a Leffe

She stompin on that court in some Court Challenge II's

And I watch from the from the grandstands in court CEE PEES, my fire shoes

[dismalfuture]

Fuck, I said 'from the' twice, wine in my noggin

where is K. Shinoda? I do best when I'm doggin

on undeveloped writers of silent uta

Fill his mom guts up, I call her my buta