common project have, you?

[salaryman]

Page 14 already,? shit, sorry I'm late.

You talk purses, plays and gays, hope you're still straight.

A chainmail necktie sounds fucking swell.

I know this S&M bitch who'd like it, Danielle.

She used to ride it all night and then beg for pain.

I could never stop til it was properly slain.

[dismalfuture]

The COMMON is smooth, like astro glide lube

Aladdin-like I cruise, on my rug made of pubes

Thats why that shit is all different earth tones

"You want more CEE PEES?" oh, Blackbird on the phone

[dismalfuture]

salaryman again, thanks for rejoining

you get to see these new kicks I was anointing

teal suede chukka CEE PEES, yeah sick like a model

after drinking jim beam from one of those mini airline bottles

[salaryman]

Ray Romano's chick or that fat King of Queens?

I'd rather Claire Huxtable in some apple bottom jeans.

I didn't go to Spelman or anything black,

but for some reason, that's one ass I'd like to smack.

[dismalfuture]

Did u forgot son? the theme was Italian

CEE PEEs walkin hard like an Indian Stallion

R.I.S.pect the R.I.S.surection is that shit spelled correct?

Let me remind u it's COMMON PROJECT

[salaryman]

Raided the mini bar already I see.

Cute little OL gave me some green shit they call tea.

Is Jim Beam your go-to, the regular drink?

Or d'ya only drink when you can't find Japanese pink?

[dismalfuture]

I'd like to take a moment to shout out to TEAM BEGS

and this Sri Lankan kid named Todd my mom used to make me hang out with, he liked deviled eggs

I swear to god, potluck dinner, that 6 year old ate 48

whole eggs, not halves, all that was put on the plate

[dismalfuture]

Damn I wish had an OL or even more CEE PEEs

DUI on my record, walking I do many

Just kidding about that, big shalangalong means great responsbility

Thats why I'm real careful when I'm swervin in CEE PEES

[salaryman]

Italian, my bad, it just slipped my mind.

I don't care much for shoes, let me remind.

But deviled eggs are my favorite, and I like em real spicy.

Tabasco on top, but just one drop, otherwise your shit will come out all dicey.

[dismalfuture]

Don't talk about shit again, let's keep this high cleezy

Let me you remind you this is about the big CEE PEEzy

not that nigga albeezy

or rice, or condoleezzy

keep this shit clean, like suede forty threezys

[dismalfuture]

see what I did there? my rhymes are workin about as hard as mass

that nigga dont even work, neither does my ass

for me, it's a lifestyle choice, but I dont watch TV

cuz I'm too busy copping all them leather CEE PEES

[salaryman]

Alright, you win, I'll keep it refined.

But Condoleeza Rice is a bitch I can get behind.

I'm a power hungry kid who likes missile buttons.

And for that bear-trap pussy, I'm sold, just gluttons.

[salaryman]

I think I remember you saying before

gramps made M&M machines in the days of yore?

so are you a spoiled trust fund boy,

or just so drunk no one will employ?

[dismalfuture]

Nah I was lyin about that, I stole that from F-chat,

My uncle made drugs, for the great house of prozac

I said that same shit, about 3 pages back

[dismalfuture]

If u fuckin Condy then Michelle is on my peen

Barry Obamas wife in dem apple bottom jeans

I don't know why I am stooping to this rock bottom level

Capitol Hill bathrooms, girls walk out lookin disheveled

[salaryman]

Michelle Obama looks like an angry fuck.

Still, Lincoln's Bedroom would be something, good luck.

Just make sure you're not caught by Barack,

I heard he's Muslim, and Jihad could unlock.

[salaryman]

For some reason today, my rhyme game has slipped.

Could be the topic, but probably the script.

So instead of thinking like a real emcee,

I'll take the easy way out and mention CP.

[dismalfuture]

Don't worry, I'm experienced, in smooth adultery

I meat bitches all discreet, like dosas filled with curry

Lab knows what I'm talking about, dosas be real delish

Give you huge shalangalongs like that nigga Rajesh

[headcoat]

Aint no one rep CP like dis nigga dism,

got sufu toys tastin red kimchi jizm,

but michelle obama? how tha fuck do you figga?

4 diamonds son, like my nigga spitza

[dismalfuture]

man we just ten shy of three hundy

CP rule everything around me

this golden book of rhyme aint made for kids

its made for dirty old niggas like Al Bundy

[dismalfuture]

headcoat, welcome to the chambers of CP

and thanks for reminding me about escorts in NYC

4 g's ain't all that bad, but like my nigga jeffy

I get pieces of ass and put em together and the cost to me is free

[salaryman]

Married with Children was like middle school porn.

As Bud Bundy's friend I wish I'd been born.

Then I could meet that white trash dream,

Kelly Bundy the grimey, who makes me cream.

[dismalfuture]

you tease her bangs, I'll glaze her chompers

with my man cream, chillin in COMMON PROJECT stompers

acid wash jeans, camaros and underage teens

the trailer park was home to the American dream

[dismalfuture]

Diet Butcher Slim Shin, that's a real Korean guy,

he cuts up Korean beef in his COMMON PROJECT highs,

Can't get down with USDA grown that shit has some disease

But I'll most definitely get down with a few pairs of suede CEE PEES

[salaryman]

The old eiffel tower on the trailer park princess?

Sounds like fun, I'm in, glad you suggest.

But, before we get started can I request one more whore?

Murphy or young Spears, which Britney's the better score?

[julzkind]

can i jump in?

read my name in this thread like one or two times

who you know got a booty like this and spit these lines

i rep many boys in sufuland

who be lookin mad fine in that ceepee brand

my thighs look thick

open to welcome that dick

i got lips like whoa

mami get that dough

and dismal in the thread

got them other posters DEAD.

[salaryman]

Koreans too good for that prime US beef?

Would you rather we export our premium reef?

How is the bud in your homeland by the way?

The shit over here is mere child's play.

[dismalfuture]

Don't blow your wad yet, or you'll be feeling real sorry

we bout do 1001 verses like some Arabian story

julz knows what i'm up on she already been married

and apparently 3 posts back I was fuckin the wife of Barry

[dismalfuture]

My country don't got no herb really, it's all brown, plain like a Taurus

It's about 50 a block you know how I know? I have to buy it off Boris

Some Russian ass sailor who comes from Vladivostok

man that same 50 bones would let me finally drain my fuckin cock

[salaryman]

Well look who showed up in the thread by chance.

Did someone order takeout or a belly dance?

Ali Baba and co. are more than welcome here,

but only if your career's sultan rhyme engineer.