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Here's my theory, if and when a redhead is beautifull, then she is all out, no hold barred, drop dead gorgeous, to die for beautifull basicly.

If not the above, the she's ugly...

It's harsh, I know, but sometimes the thruth hurts...

It's interesting that this theory is universal. I've been saying this to my friends, who of course agree, for years. Kudos, Mr. Duck.

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When I was younger I always thought, "Dang if I were white, I'd totally like to be a redhead. I never understood the "red headed step-child" thing; are you guys jealous of the totally awesome blazen locks or summet?

PS--That kid in the pic oozes cool.

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when i was younger, i was so psyched to see chicks red pubes. then, i realized chicks shouldn't have pubes red or otherwise.

ive seen bright red pubes on a girl with brown hair. natural on both counts. it was kinda hot. she also had an amazing pussy and made crazy noises when we fucked. she also gave me 100$ so i could buy my contest sams, and once rolled around a hotel bed naked with my denimz.

i miss her red pubes.

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ive seen bright red pubes on a girl with brown hair. natural on both counts. it was kinda hot. she also had an amazing pussy and made crazy noises when we fucked. she also gave me 100$ so i could buy my contest sams, and once rolled around a hotel bed naked with my denimz.

i miss her red pubes.

had a similar situation w/ this really hot fair skinned chick. light hair, reddish pubes. amazing box. she'd come really hard too, it was sexy as all hell. didn't get any money out of her for jeans though, you got a one up on me.

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red headed guys get no pussy. fact. etched in stone. ask any woman.

this be wrong... red headed guys do get pussy, just not very often. When they find a girl who digs red heads if ya naawa i mean then i think it could be worth being a red head...hmmm maybe not, but this one or several nights of pure filth apparently all worth it, just these girls never come around that often. true story..

btw im not a fantapants.

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Jack was a pretty good friend of mine in middle school. His house usually smelled like cat litter but he always had hot pockets and the biggest TV, so we played Final Fantasy VII over there all the time.

We never told Jack, but since his Mom looked exactly like Julianne Moore we naturally all beat off thinking of her naked.

In the summer, on Jack's birthday he had everyone over to his house for a party. Jack's mom wore this tiny blue polka dot bikini that made her tits look like candy. Jack and the other parents couldn't understand why all the boys refused to use the slip and slide, but we all knew its because we were afraid of skewering our tiny erect penises in the sliding process.

Most of the kids stayed over at his house that night. While everyone was in the basement playing video games I went upstairs to use the bathroom. I could hear Jack's Mom taking a shower on the 2nd floor. I knew I'd have no excuse to go up there but I didn't care. I crept up the stairs and snuck toward the door. I opened it just a crack, and my eyes bulged as I watched Jack's Mom in the mirror. I was hypnotized and couldn't move as I crouched there watching her wash her hair and then her body.

I couldn't breath after Jack's Dad kicked me in the ribs when he found me, but I managed to outrun his fat ass down the stairs anyway.

Jack and I couldn't hang out much after that, no more hot pockets for salaryman.

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