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due to the crazy hate they got i was like hmmm maybe there really in a bad state then i checked them out etc and im like HELLL NOO there in good condition

they deserve $400 bucks

im willing to take offers

thanks

PLEASE DONT COMMENT ON THE THREAD IF YOUR NOT INTERESTED

RESPECT THE THREAD PLEASE AS I RESPECT YOURS

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what the fuck is wrong with you people?

you all went crazy saying there in such shit condition

so i took better pictures

here they are

maybe everyone has different definitions of good condition

my definition is that they are obviously not brand new, they are in used condition, but used doesnt mean ruined, used means they have been worn a number of times, yet they are in good condition, creasing is normal yet they are not creased everywhere just in the normal areas, the leather is not ripped, still shiny and nice, they still look great as you can see in the pictures

if they look good worn and they do, it means there in good condition

what else do you fucking need me to explain?

jeez if you dont want them then dont post on this thread it makes no sense

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Things happen to me on superfuture that don't exactly happen to me on stylezeitgeist. Every experience has to opportunity to entertain. Even car repair.

At about four-thirty on Friday afternoon, my car started smoking in a disconcerting way. My car was, frankly, smoking like Cheech and Chong at a Phish concert. But the smoke didn't last long... and I was relieved.

Then the "BRAKE" warning light lit up on my dash. Not the orange, "hey... check out your brakes soon" light, but the big, red, angry "Holy Shit, why are you still DRIVING this POS?!" light. The illumination of this light coincided with a noticable lack of stopping power, and I cleverly surmised that there was something wrong with my brakes.

I will back up here and give you bit of background. I was not only on superfuture, but in supermarket, the historically gay part of the forum. I know this is a shock that I'd be in such an area, and I hope you don't draw any conclusions about me just because I was in that part of the webz on a Friday afternoon!

So I carefully pulled into the nearest auto repair facility and stood outside the garage, peering in and waiting for someone to come help me. It was then that I realized I wasn't at just any old auto shop... no... this was the threexdope auto repair shop.

From the outside, and from all outward appearances, it SEEMED like a regular auto shop, but if you looked closely, you would see that some of the greasemonkeys had big, voluptious breasts and pregnant-woman hair.. It appears that on that day, they employed not one, but TWO transexual mechanics. Which is cool, because really, why change careers when you change your sex? When you are undergoing thousands of dollars in surgery and hormone treatments, the last thing you need is to change jobs, right? Damn right.

But the transgender mechanics didn't work on my car... no... threexdope himself did.

According to the repair shop's website (which I'm not linking to, because I don't want them to know I wrote about them) the shop is managed by threexdope. He's also beautiful. Seriously made me hot and bothered. His body was perfectly sculpted, and he had that whole "name on a patch on your shirt" thing going for him, and the julius pants... it was bustling, trying like hell to stay closed under the strain of his throbbing dong. Damn. And don't forget about the grease... it looked as if a makeup artist had applied it "just so" to make sure he was just that extra special bit of Hot. It was as if a little bit of porno had walked into my life.

In addition to a great body, he was also very very nice, and immediately helped me to diagnose the problem, which consisted of him putting brake fluid into my car and bending over my car in a variety of obscene positions and saying things like, "okay, pump the brake. Again. No, go like, 'pumppumppump' three times in succession. I KNOW we can find this leak! PUMP! PUMP!"

I will admit, I had dirty thoughts. Lots of them.

Anyway, it turns out that the brake line and my exhaust system had been rubbing against each other, and wore a hole in the brake line by the muffler. The smoke was because brake fluid was hitting the muffler and not, as it should be, you know... SQEEZING MY BRAKES.

I explained to threexdope that I was visitor in his fair city and needed the car back right away, and he promised it to me. He actually delivered on that promise, too, and came in under his estimate.

On Saturday, after I had my car back, I saw his WAYWT, holding hands with another guy. I KNEW it!

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fuck it

was $300 shipped

now its $400 shipped

my friends cant believe i was selling them for 300, these are in good condition

very hard to find too

thanks

here are pics of them being sported in the julius pants im selling on ebay

cool

jah bless

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QUOTED IN FULL FoR FUTURE FAP

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