Beaver-diving; to go or not to go, that is the question

[ken shinoda]

How many of you here actually kiss the girls' hello kitty during sexual intercourses? Many of my friends think that its totally uncool for a brother to go down. For hygenic and ethical reasons.

And how you do it? my friend told me to stroke the tounge alphabetically like making the "A", the "B" and he told me usually the girl will reach the orgasm realm during "Q" for some unknown reason. All you beaver munchers can shed some lights?

[kunk75]

i can tell you that if you don't do it, you'll live a long, lonely and masturbatory life.

[bouwnt]

"ethical reasons" what the fuck kind of excuse is that :confused:

[GiZMO]

How many of you here actually kiss the girls' hello kitty during sexual intercourses? Many of my friends think that its totally uncool for a brother to go down. For hygenic and ethical reasons.

And how you do it? my friend told me to stroke the tounge alphabetically like making the "A", the "B" and he told me usually the girl will reach the orgasm realm during "Q" for some unknown reason. All you beaver munchers can shed some lights?

I dont know why but black people do not enjoy going down

[cjbreed]

what? is this for real? you have A LOT to learn my man. and your friends are idiots. especially the A,B,C guy. that's the dumbest shit i ever heard. i feel sorry for his girlfriend.

[ken shinoda]

its against his ancestors' teaching and family values... is this very uncommon? he always say "real nigga dont go down on no hoes, ya dig?" whenever he's drunk.

how bout the choco hole? do you lick that too? how do you ask the girl to clean it before doing the service?

[ken shinoda]

False. At least I know ray j did go down with some doctor octo-pussy tenticles action with his tounge on kim kardashian's cute and tight hello kitty

I dont know why but black people do not enjoy going down

[jpgm]

i find the lucky lady reaches the 'orgasm realm' if i repeatedly spell out "QUEEF" with my abnormally long tongue.

for reference, here are some photos of me:

"NOW I KNOW MY A-B-C"

ME AND MY LITTLE LADY, GUFFY McMUFF

[ken shinoda]

haha.. i just love irrelevent post thats in the form of a joke like this one! a classic superfuture. the lady is indeed a rare species; like a jaguar or cheetah?

i find the lucky lady reaches the 'orgasm realm' if i repeatedly spell out "QUEEF" with my abnormally long tongue.

for reference, here are some photos of me:

"NOW I KNOW MY A-B-C"

ME AND MY LITTLE LADY, GUFFY McMUFF

[redshirt]

Yes, get some brain, give some brain. Simple as that.

[jpgm]

haha.. i just love irrelevent post thats in the form of a joke like this one! a classic superfuture. the lady is indeed a rare species; like a jaguar or cheetah?

no, closer to a plastic chair than a furry feline.

baldsnatch bitty, we call her.

[ken shinoda]

now that you mentioned it, the more i look at it, the more it reminds me of a melted plastic chair...

anyways, throw me a freakin bone here, bro.. do you have any techniques you can pass done to your comrade here?

no, closer to a plastic chair than a furry feline.

baldsnatch bitty, we call her.

[denimdestroyedmylife]

"ethical reasons" what the fuck kind of excuse is that :confused:

vegetarian, duh.

[ken shinoda]

but isn't it always "your money is my money, my money is my money" with girls?

Yes, get some brain, give some brain. Simple as that.

[kunk75]

yes. if she buckles and thigh-crushes your dome, you've done something right. if she gets up, goes to the window and yells, "can anyone out there eat pussy? this nigga can't.", you've done something wrong. there is no grey area.

now that you mentioned it, the more i look at it, the more it reminds me of a melted plastic chair...

anyways, throw me a freakin bone here, bro.. do you have any techniques you can pass done to your comrade here?

[jpgm]

now that you mentioned it, the more i look at it, the more it reminds me of a melted plastic chair...

anyways, throw me a freakin bone here, bro.. do you have any techniques you can pass done to your comrade here?

what...?

YOU'RE A COMMIE?

shit.

forget the tongue bidness then.....you gotta get yo hands up in that shit.

and always remember....: "left hand for thrusting, right hand for busting"

[ken shinoda]

but almost all girls are oscar nominated grade A actress, how can you tell if shes faking it?

yes. if she buckles and thigh-crushes your dome, you've done something right. if she gets up, goes to the window and yells, "can anyone out there eat pussy? this nigga can't.", you've done something wrong. there is no grey area.

[kunk75]

you'll know.

[redshirt]

but isn't it always "your money is my money, my money is my money" with girls?

Only with money.

[Charlie Delta]

yes. if she buckles and thigh-crushes your dome, you've done something right.

[poshpol]

If it tastes like chicken, keep on lickin'.

If it tastes like trout, get the fuck out.

[jpgm]

if it tastes like brown, you're too far down.

[onemancult]

you have to put your tongue in the uterus.

[jpgm]

i like how all the proper terms are used, then you get to 'pussy juice'.

[denimdestroyedmylife]

i'm no doc, OMC, but that looks like a wang

[cheep]

i do it as a greeting... like a friendly "hello, whats your name?"

[cyberPUNK]

takoyaki-licious? dude's been tastin' some crazy rank puss.

[lestat]

only if the girl showers b4 hand... it aint kosher when if it smells like fucking Chinese salted fish

[Charlie Delta]

It shouldn't smell or taste like fish before the shower either, if it does then something is mostlikely wrong.

You know, yeast, all that stuff...

The shower won't help...

[requiem]

most definately. to all those who do not - man up, get involved. (be sure shes clean though. neatly trimmed also.. you don't want no hair in le mouth).