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how do you like your remains? i want to be drop-spun and woven into a garment. barring that, i'd like to be put into a burlap sack (no embalming please) and dumped into a shallow grave in a wooded area, preferably near a stream. naked. with a twenty dollar gold piece on my watch-chain. and an apple in the mouth.

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my final wishes would be the viking funeral. unless im mistaken, its when they float your body to the sea, while lighting the ship your body is on, on fire.

the ceremony just seems so intense that it would be a fitting tribute in my opinion.

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I want to be made into a pair of Dunks. Only 1 pair, super exclusive, to be handed down to my family and never un DS'ed (theres a pun in there somewhere).

Día De La Muerte De ktothe

Its sad because I'm serious.

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I would like to be stuffed and placed in the entrance hall of my eldest child's ample residence and set with an austere expression on my face to provide stern reproach to my posterity lest they try to pull any indiscretions that would sully the family's good name.

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