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YO I GOTTA BE BRUTALLY AND NO HOLDS BARRED HONEST……………WHO THE FUCK REALLY LIKES ANY OF THESE OTHER RAP MU’FUCKAS? YOU REALLY LISTEN TO FAT JOE? YOU REALLY LISTEN TO CASSIDY? SHEEK LOOCH? MAX-B? JIM JONES? CAM? BLACK EYED PEAS? LUPE FIASCO? TALIB KWALIB? RED CAFE? JOE BUDDENS? UNCLE MURDER? FROM THE EAST COAST TO THE WEST COAST AND ALL IN-BETWEEN, IT’s TOO MUCH BULLSHIT TO NAME IT ALL, I MEAN THE LIST GOES ON AND ON AND LETS BE FOR REAL HERE, ALL THAT SHIT SUCK TO THE MAXIMUM POINT OF SUCKING. I FEEL BAD ABOUT PUTTIN CERTAIN NAMES OUT THERE CAUSE SOME OF THESE DUDES IS ACTUALLY COOL PEOPLE BUT WHO THE FUCK! TOLD THESE PEOPLE THEY WERE GOOD AT MAKING RAP MUSIC.

From Prodigy's blog

Jesus Christ. Whoever had the idea of giving rappers a blog is genius. This fuckery is golden. This dude even types in all caps. gangsta!

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HAHAHAHA...I remember the old HNIC message board he had on his website (don't even remember how I stumbled on that...) but it was just like that. CAPS LOCK and half-English rants about random shit like healthy diets and Jay-Z.

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This is another classic post from his blog.

"Trends I Set Since '92"

TRENDS PRODIGY HAS SET SINCE 1992 AND STILL IS SETTING IN 2008 AND BEYOND:

#1 TATTOO'S ON MY CHEST, ARMS AND HAND SINCE I WAS 12 YEARS OLD

#2 RAPPING WORDS THAT DONT ALWAYS RHYME

#3 PUTTING WORDS TOGETHER THAT DONT RHYME AND MAKING THEM RHYME "big guns down in santa barbray, my crew do it the mobb way every day, crime pay who wanna gun play thrill me. niggas kill me grillin me you wanna look peep the 9 milly now undress you know the drilly. niggas suspect weak links pose threat, i have yet to met challenger who go against my set"

#4 CUSTOM MADE JEWELERY INSTEAD OF THE POPULAR MOLDS.

#5 HOW I FOLD MY BANDANA

#6 CUSTOM MADE FOOTBALL JERSEYS WIT HENNESSY and E&J ON EM'

#7 CREATING AND MAKING SLANG POPULAR LIKE ,,,,,, KIKO, CUZZO, VULTURES, BOGIES, HENNY ROCK, NOTTY HEAD, HEAD SPIN (head), BACK SPIN (pussy)

#8 MADE DRINKIN HENNESSY, E&J, LIME BACARDI, 151 POPULAR (nothin to be proud of)

#9 SAMPLING MUSIC FROM THE MOVIE SCARFACE,,,,,NOBODY DID IT BEFORE ME..NOT THE MUSIC

#10 SAMPLING MAFIA MUSIC -"crime connections" MOBB DEEP feat. CORMEGA,,,,L.E.S. BIT MY SHIT WHEN HAV LEFT MY MAFIA CD'S IN A NAS SESSION. THEN YOU HEAR SHIT LIKE "affermitive action"

#11 FIRST RAPPER WIT TATS ON MY FINGERS AND MY WHOLE NECK DONE

#12 PROTOOLS,,,,STARTED USING IT IN 98

#13 MURDA MUSIC,,EVERYBODY USES MY BLOOD SPLASH NOW

#14 WE MADE DOING SONGS FOR CHICKS COOL FOR STREET NIGGAS

#15 EVERYBODY WANNA USE THE WORD INFAMOUS NOW......THERES ONLY ONE INFAMOUS ON THE PLANET AND THATS THE INFAMOUS MOBB DEEP. WHOEVER ELL'S IS TRULY PLAYING THEYSELF. COME BETTER. I DONT SEE YOU CALLIN YA SELF NOTORIOUS,,,SO DONT USE OUR SHIT...YOU LOOK AND SOUND STUPID.

#16 ALOT OF PEOPLE ARE CALLIN THEY SELF A MOBB WIT 2 B'S,,,,,YOU ARE A EXTRA DICK RIDER. I CREATED THE 2 B SHIT JUST SO WE COULD STAND OUT,,,PLEASE STOP IT.

#17 THIS BELONGS AT THE TOP,,,,,,,,,PRODIGY AND HAVOC. AFTER ME AND HAV NAMES WERE IN THE SOURCE UN-SIGNED HYPE COLUM, THAT WAS THE FIRST TIME OUR NAMES WERE EVER PRINTED AND OUTTA NOWHERE POP'S UP A prodijee and havik from the west coast??? THEM NIGGA BIT OUR NAMES...THERES NO WAY IN THE UNIVERSE THAT SOMEBODY ELL'S COULD PUT THOSE 2 NAMES TOGETHER BY COINCEDENCE. TOTALY IMPOSSIBLE. WE BUMPED INTO THEM NIGGAS AT JACK THE RAPPER IN ATLANTA BACK IN 93 AND WE STEPPED TO THEM. ASK D.J. PREMEIR, GURU, LIL DAP, 40GLOCC AND A GANG OF OTHER WITNESSES THAT SAW THE CONFRONTATION. THEM NIGGAS WAS SHOOK.

#18 TIMBERLAND BOOTS...THESE RACIST FUCC'S OWE US MILLIONS. THEY NEVER DO AD'S USING BLACK PEOPLE OR RAPPERS AS MUCH AS WE PROMOTED THEY SHIT.

#19 WEB SITES, I HAD INFAMOUSSTORES.COM AND WAS WRITING BLOGS BACK IN 99 LONG BEFORE IT BECAME POPULAR IN HIP HOP TO HAVE A WEB SITE.

#20 PUTTIN THE VIDEO ON THE NET BEFORE PEOPLE EVEN HEAR THE SONG ON MIX-CD'S OR RADIO. MAC 10 HANDLE WAS THE FIRST VIDEO TO HIT THE NET FIRST, AND THE FIRST TIME SOMEBODY SHOT A BIG VIDEO FOR A MIX-CD PERIOD.

#21 NO MORE JEWELERY, RIMS, OR LIFESTYLE OF THE BEAST. HOW DARE YOU QUESTION MY TREND SETTING, LOOK AT WHAT I BRING TO THE TABLE.

#22 NO MORE FLASHY, DANCY, RADIO FREINDLY , CLUB SONGS..HOW DARE YOU QUESTION MY TREND SETTING, LOOK AT WHAT I BRING TO THE TABLE.

#23 MAKING EXPOSING THE ILLUMINATI, SECRET GOVERNMENT AND HIDDEN TRUTHS THAT NEW HOT SHIT... PEOPLE DO IT, BUT NOT LIKE P. I BEEN DOIN IT SINCE 96... JUST LISTEN TO MY BEATS AND HOW I MAKE THIS SHIT SO THAT THE REAL HOOD NIGGAS CAN GET INTO IT.... THESE FAGGOT CONCIOUS RAPPERS WILL NEVER REACH THE CROWED OF KILLERS THAT I REACH....HOW DARE YOU QUESTION MY TREND SETTING, LOOK AT WHAT I BRING TO THE TABLE.

#24 I MAKE OLD WASHED UP RAPPERS WANNA GO BACK IN THE STUDIO AND DO IT ONE MORE TIME!! THESE DUSTY, RUSTY, RETIRED RAP NIGGAS GET THAT OLD FEELING BACK WHEN THEY HEAR MY MUSIC AND SEE HOW I DONT STOP... ITS HILLARIOUS TO HEAR AND SEE THEM TRY TO KEEP IT COMING LIKE ME. WE NOT THE SAME HOMEBOY!!,,,,WHATS EVEN MORE FUNNY IS THE CONCIOUS RAPPERS THAT GET HYPE CAUSE THEY HEAR MY LYRICS AND THEY BE LIKE "yes our time is here" BUT NO YA TIME IS NOT! WE NOT THE SAME HOMEBOY!! YOU NOT A REBEL SOLDIER....YOU NOT A INSURGENT.. PLEASE....GO HOME

#25 DEMEROL, MORPHINE, HEROINE RAP'S,,,,,I STARTED SAYIN ALL THIS CAUSE I WRITE RHYME WHILE IM SICK IN THE HOSPITAL ACTUALLY GETTIN THESE DRUGS... SAYIN YA SHIT IS LIKE CRACK, COKE ANS WHAT HAVE YOU I STARTED DOING THAT BACK ON D.J. CLUE MIX TAPES FIRST TIME WAS ON THE MOTHERLESS CHILD BEAT...ME AND TY-NITTY

#26 I COULD JUST KEEP GOING BUT NOW I'M TIRED... HOW DARE YOU QUESTION MY TREND SETTING, LOOK AT WHAT I BRING TO THE TABLE.

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I LOVE #1-3 and 5 and 6. This dude is fuckin' hilarious.

Honestly he'd better watch his little back though. Sheek will fuck that kid up...Joe would definitely get him jumped. Shit almost EVERYONE on his list would fuck him up...I'd even put money on Talib and MAYBE Lupe.

He's got a point though.

Sad shit is, when he goes on these online tirades...he actually brings up some decent/interesting thoughts...sometimes it's shit you don't expect from

the guy who cannot speak a sentence without sounding entirely illiterate (or the guy who was filming the America's Nightmare DVD...who just couldn't stop flashing guns in front of the camera). He's obviously not dumb...at least not Jim Jones/Rick Ross dumb.

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no more flashy dashy radio club songs? says the g-unit rapper.

prodigy and his trend commandments! how come i have never stumbled upon his jewel of a website. i'm bookmarking that shit!!!

and yes, while he does have some valid points i'm totally shocked he didn't end it with I'M THE BEST RAPPER ALIVEEEEEE! i've been listening to mobb (note the double b-should there be a copyright symbol as well?) deep since the early 90s, and their time/style (early to mid 90s east coast..and yes, their time..not any time past 98) in hip hop was probably my favorite period thus far HOWEVER do you see nas, jay-z, ghostface, etc throwing little online temper tantrums? buck up camper! altho i wish he had internet access in his cell right now...now that would be interesting.

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Guest chemi

ghostface actually did have a moment of asshurtedness on youtube regarding his first week sales for his newest album.

pretty surprising, but then again it's ghost.

:confused:

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Prodigy is that dude. I think he right about the internet thing. Also, the rhyming about dope (brown, not white).

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no more flashy dashy radio club songs? says the g-unit rapper.

prodigy and his trend commandments! how come i have never stumbled upon his jewel of a website. i'm bookmarking that shit!!!

and yes, while he does have some valid points i'm totally shocked he didn't end it with I'M THE BEST RAPPER ALIVEEEEEE! i've been listening to mobb (note the double b-should there be a copyright symbol as well?) deep since the early 90s, and their time/style (early to mid 90s east coast..and yes, their time..not any time past 98) in hip hop was probably my favorite period thus far HOWEVER do you see nas, jay-z, ghostface, etc throwing little online temper tantrums? buck up camper! altho i wish he had internet access in his cell right now...now that would be interesting.

Can't forget Nas' numerous meltdowns on Hot 97 (the older he got)...the most memorable one being around '02 when he went on to say that Nelly, Cam, and Nore's current albums were trash compared to his...and that he's the only one who's making an effort cause "rap is garbage at the moment"..."if you wanna hear a real album...listen to mine" was a great quote from that afternoon. He was also shittin' on little Pee and Jay-Z some more if I remember correctly.

That meltdown started the Dipset rivalry...with Cam getting on Funkmaster Flex's show the following evening and basically airing Nas out on the air...plus they played the diss over "Hate Me Now" merged with "Show You How To Do THis" and "I Really Mean It"...it was pretty huge at that time with two vicious freestyles and some new Just Blaze track backing them in a seemingly 10-minute long diss.

Jim Jones was also there (back when he was funny) and thus originally coined the term "Kufi Smacker." They called him African Cab Driver for the most part...and mentioned how everyone warned them that he was a snake...Nature being one of the first to call Cam up and be like "I told ya so."

The meltdown also had Nore making funny remarks about how he'd knock Nas out in a fight cause Nas never won a fist fight in his life. Ultimately, this got Nas clocked in the head by a flowerpot...catapulted across the room by Nore at some later event.

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That was like a year ago, and was only news cause Saigon ran away

did you even see the video? saigon was inside the club for quite a while before running, and he ran because there were like 30 guys with Prodigy and saigon was there alone with some bodyguard.

30 vs 2? i would run too. those bitch asses did nothing to saigon while he was inside though ahahah

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Seriousley, when was the last time this guy was even relevant?

Last year when he released a fantastic mixtape.

Annnd then again recently when he released a great album.

He's a shithead, but don't question his relevancy, look at what he brings to the table.

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