Underaged Drunk Girls And Barney The Dinosaur

[mrip]

l AM POSTING IN ALL CAPS CUZ I AM DRUNK STILL

IT WAS MY FRIENDS 21ST B-DAY AND HE RENTED A FUCKIN HUMMER LIMO

WE WENT TO EAT SOME SOME FUCKIN WHACK FAMILY RESTAURANT

THEN WE WENT TO A SUHSI PLACE OR SOME SHIT TO SAKE BOMB

WUTEVER

HALF THE PEOPLE WERENT OVER 21 AND THEY DONT CARD SO WE ROLLED THROUHG

WHEN WE WERE SEATED THERE WERE FUCKIN HELLA DRUNK HS BITCHES

THEY WERE ACTIN A FOOL AND SHIT

ONE SAID THEY WERE MARC JACOBS COUSIN?

I WAS TRYIN TO TALK TO THEM BUT THE CREW I WAS ROLLIN WITH WASNT HAVIN THAT

WHERE IS OMC AND DARK ANIMAL WHEN YOU FUCKIN NEED THEM

PLEASE OMC AND DARK IF YOU EVER HIT UP LA I WILL TAKE YOU TO THIS PLAWE AND WE WILL BE SUPER SETCHY

ANYWAYS THEY GOT KICKED OUT CUZ THEY WERE SUPER ROWDY AND WE HAD TO LEAVE CUZ THEY WERE STARTING TO CARD

BITCHES WERE TRYING TO GET A CAB AND FUCKIN WHO SHOWES UP

MUDDA FUCCIN BARNEY DAT DINOSAUR

MARC JACOBS COUSIN SUPPOSEDLY?

I WAS TRYNA GET HER NUMBA SO I COULD GET A FUCKIN JOB OR SOME SHIT

BUT MY NIGGAS WERE LIKE NIGGA PLZ WUT U DOIN

AND THEIR CAB SHOWED UP RITE QUICK

FUYCKN BITCH BENT OVER AND SHOWED HER VICTORIA SECRET PINK DIFFUSION PIECE OF SHIT PANTIES AT ONE POINT

MY CREW IN THE BACK SOMEWHERE

BITCH ALL THE WAY IN THE BACK IN BLACK WAS SMOKIN

ANOTHER PIC

BITCHES WERE CORNY AS FUCK

ONE WAS WEARIN A SHEMAGH

found a pic of the place we ate it

it was wuteva

[mrip]

I WAS FUCKIN TRIPPIN BALLS WHEN BARNEY SHOWED UP

ANYWAYS WE TRIED TO GO SOMEWHERE ELSE AND ENDED UP A STRlP CLUB

SOMEONE DIDNT HAVE AN ID

SO WE HAD TO LEAVE RITE QUICK

JUST GOT DRUNK IN THE LIMO

NIGGA SHIET

THOSE GURLS WAS WHERE THE PARTY WAS AT

[mrip]

ALL THE PICS WERE FROM MY PIECE OF SHIT PHONE

I NEED TO LUG AROUND A DSLR AND PRETEND IM FROM SOME FUCKIN MAGAZINE AND TAKE BITCHES PICTURES

STILL PlSSED I COULDNT ROLL WITH THOSE HOES

[mrip]

ANYWAYS HERE ARE SOME OTHER PlCS FROM MY PHONE

FUCKIN KANYE BEASTS LININ UP FOR THE TAKASHI MURAKAMI EXCHIBIT AT THE LAMOCA

SUFU MEET UP

SOME FUCKIN LOL ASS TOOTH PASTE AT MY FRIENDS BATH ROOM

LOL NIGGA

[mrip]

PLEASE MRlP NEEDS A JOB

I AM TIRED OF RESELLING AND SHIT

I WANT A HYPE JOB AT SOME CLUTHlNG STORE

I HAVE SUFU STREET CRED

IF YOUR STORE IS COOL I WILL LIKELY PUT MONEY BACK INTO IT AND HYPE IT UP

[mrip]

lF ANYONE CARES I WAS WEARING

A TAN CHRISTIAN DIOR BUTTON UP

BLACK NUMBER NINE JEANS

BLACK WITH TAN SOLE ZIG ZAGS

AND A THRIFT COAT

AND I USED A FUCKING SUPREME BOTTLE OPENER TO OPEN UP SOME DRANKS

FEEL MEH

HOW STREET CAN YOU GET

[mrip]

ALSO MRlP IS NOT 21

HE IS A YOUNG FUCK AND HATES HIS LIFE ALREADY

[backinthetrees]

Hi MRIP. i am very interested in you and your body hair. please send your samples to me, i will PM my address to you now.

[Charlie Delta]

Moar phone blog posts from you!

They are good!

Cotton Approved!

[Guest youkinorn]

bitchin 9 10

[homi29]

step yo game up yoooo

put dat preme maglite to good use up in some corny girls twat u heard

[herpsky]

how do you post in all caps

[maydenchina]

nice i shoulda seen this last night while i was fuckedu po too

[sycamore no more]

man why you got zig zag shoes on when you up in the club you hot and aint supposed to have no shoes on

[mike lowrey]

ooooooh sounds like thats where the party at

man I spent new years in your toyota with an asian boy on my lap, where the fuck was barney then

sticky'd for epicness

[DüM]

mrip's drunk posting beats will_i_am's, sleazie's and mine. by a lot. you win.

[Serge]

mrip needs his own blog

[wesc]

mrip's drunk bloggins provide hilarity in my studying endeavors. blog it. i'll bookmark/subscribe... ROFLCOPTER.

[selective beef]

i enjoy your drunkin txt messages

[lithiumsys]

I enjoy this thread very much. 5 stars.

[goldengloves]

Tell your damn friends to stop cock blockin'.

[Ahlvahroe]

where is this? it looks familiar and the fact i cant place it is bugging the shit out of me.

[mrip]

milpitas

some crappy chinese food place

so bad it sent rira into convulsions

[r_mutt]

damn hanging out with ucla dorm people must suck. they probably like to hang out in westwood or some shit.

[nf one]

cot damn this shit was a good read. somehow whenever im drunk the only thread i can ever find is waywt and once the 'who here is drunk' one.

[pavlova cakesworth]

mrip go get a blog

[mellowbonsai]

superfuture is mrip's blog

[masuerte]

THlS lS NOW UR BLOG THREAD.... please get drunk and desperately life-sad more often. BTW STlKY DlS SHET NAO?!

[azn8oi]

this muddafucca.

I was just up in UCLA the night before and muddafucca didn't get drunk at all. Me while drunk is not no mrip drunk though. BLAOW

[JackPhotography]

haha mrip you one funny ass sucka

arent you going to school? why don't you intern somewhere