who is Cotton Duck?

[sybaritical]

Cotton Duck Fact #13,465:

On Christmas Morning, before you wake, Cotton Duck sneaks into your homes, switches out the presents that you really wanted and replaces them with something that makes you think "Oh, this is nice, but its not really what I wanted..."

This is true.

Then he sends all your best presents to JJ in a big cardboard box so he can ensconce himself even deeper into her cool book.

We know what's going on, Duck.

[cabl3]

Cotton Duck Fact #669:

Cotton Duck invented cotton duck fabric.

[BAGUETTE]

He is a baby

[denimdestroyedmylife]

He likes the beach.

[jeepster]

Jeep,

what you gotta make me look bad for???

This is true.

Then he sends all your best presents to JJ in a big cardboard box so he can ensconce himself even deeper into her cool book.

We know what's going on, Duck.

case and point

Cotton Duck Fact #458:

Cotton Duck does not sleep. Instead, he absorbs energy through kinetic interactions with the world around him, so he must constantly be in a state of motion. This involves mass consumption of In-n-Out to counter balance the wear on his mind.

[Wesley Pipes]

Samuel, I am your father.

[dunkin deeznuts]

whoa..its like looking 30 years into the future.....

[jimmyc]

[Akira]

Cotton Duck could bring world peace through his +reps

[panicnation]

i've always wondered what it would be like to be hit by cotton's peen.

[likewtfyo]

i've always wondered what it would be like to be hit by cotton's peen.

do you, really?????

[Akira]

i've always wondered what it would be like to be hit by cotton's peen.

It would open a rift into the 4th dimension

[panicnation]

It would open a rift into the 4th dimension

will require kodiak's peen to stitch it back.

[FJO]

Samuel, I am your father.

Quoted for truthness, although I know for a fact that this is Cotton Duck Sr and not Samuel's father.

[cabl3]

Cotton Duck Fact #3458

Cotton Duck sneezes with his eyes open.

[Tyro1]

I'm still confused if CD really has a brother?

[khoiphan92]

Cotton Duck Fact #3458

Cotton Duck sneezes with his eyes open.

how is that even possible? i heard only chuck norris can.

[cabl3]

Cotton Duck actually learned from Chuck Norris.

I was near Chuck's ranch the other day though.

For everyone's knowledge, he has a ranch in Navasota, TX where the locals allegedly say they frequently see him at the local walmart.

It made me feel warm inside.

[Vampyrvargfesten]

He needs to return to the front page.

[TTM]

It would open a rift into the 4th dimension

it would open a rifle store in the 4th dimension

[ordo]

I understand he had some issues with his airship and has been forced to drive a car like the rest of us.

[sybaritical]

Cotton Duck actually learned from Chuck Norris.

I was near Chuck's ranch the other day though.

For everyone's knowledge, he has a ranch in Navasota, TX where the locals allegedly say they frequently see him at the local walmart buying ammo.

It made me feel warm inside.

Fixed .

[Francis Begbie]

gentleman looks like Artie Bucco.

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