charles barkley has his own post-cyberapocalyptic videogame

[jordanelias]

copied from http://www.gamingw.net/forums/index.php?topic=68488.0

If you're having trouble running the game, download this. (click to reveal)

Quote from: GZ on January 24, 2008, 09:21:00 AM

Barkley V108b download:

http://www.tomatoland.org/drdougbeach/BarkleyV108.zip

Changes:

- Fixed a bunch of game glitches

- Joypad no longer supported (Some people had problems, anyone with the 6969696 glitch this was the game trying to emulate a non-existant joypad). Use something like joy2key if you want this

- Music error fixed

How to use:

Replace the old Barkley EXE with the new Barkley EXE and ensure the dll is in the same folder as the EXE. You still need the Barkley resources, so use the topic download link if you don't have them.

Notes:

Anyone who had problems running the game should download this. The game may have one or two instances in the game where it may not play music correctly. Report if you think there is something wrong with the music playback. This is technically beta but I think it works right.

For monitors that don't support 320x240 and you downloaded the earlier version, delete your config.txt and controls.txt if it exists.

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The Great B-Ball Purge of 2041, a day so painful to some that it is referred to only as the "B-Ballnacht". Thousands upon thousands of the world's greatest ballers were massacred in a swath of violence and sports bigotry as the game was outlawed worldwide. The reason: the Chaos Dunk, a jam so powerful its mere existence threatens the balance of chaos and order. Among the few ballers and fans that survived the basketball genocide was Charles Barkley, the man capable of performing the "Verboten Jam"...

Flash forward 12 years to the post-cyberpocalyptic ruins of Neo New York, 2053. A Chaos Dunk rocks the island of Manhattan, killing 15 million. When the finger is put on the aging Charles Barkley, he must evade the capture of the B-Ball Removal Department, led by former friend and baller Michael Jordan, and disappear into the dangerous underground of the post-cyberpocalypse to clear his name and find out the mysterious truth behind the Chaos Dunk. Joined by allies along the way, including his son Hoopz, Barkley must face the dangers of a life he thought he gave up a long time ago and discover the secrets behind the terrorist organization B.L.O.O.D.M.O.S.E.S.

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Download Link 5 courtesy of Cliff

Realistic faces move when they talk. It's like Charles Barkley is inside your computer.

Running from a ghastly specter in the b-ball catacombs.

This game is about basketball.

B-balls.

Features

- Incredible B.A.B.B.Y. System gives you complete control over your combat actions.

- Get out your easter basket and get ready to go hunting, because there’s Easter eggs galore in BSU&J:G! Prepare for a cavalcade of easter eggs, ranging from the mysterious to the unique.

- One of the first games to fully utilize DirectX 10.

DX9 (click to reveal)

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DX10 (click to reveal)

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- Game fully playable in both English and Al Bhed.

- Riveting story that will keep you on the edge of your seat until the very end. See the Post-Cyberpocalypse like you’ve never seen it before.

- Beautiful soundtrack composed by none other than Nobuo Uematsu exclusively for BSU&J:G!

- Block paragraphs about basketball monsters.

A tale of zaubers, b-balls, and atonement; brave dangers unheard of, face spectacular challenges that even the greatest ballers could not overcome, and maybe... just maybe... redeem basketball once and for all in:

Tales of Game's Studios Presents Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden

Chapter 1 of the Hoopz Barkley SaGa

Controls

z - action

x - run and cancel

c - start

You can change the controls in the configuration menu, as well a lot of other things! If you want to play in windowed mode, you should probably play in scaling x2.

It will take a minute when you're starting it up, so wait a second.

Credits (click to reveal)

Tales of Game's Studios Presents Barkley Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden - Chapter 1 of the Hoopz Barkley SaGa

The Main Dudes

bort

Chef Boyardee

Drule

GZ

Everyone Who Helped Out

Bunnymilk

Jester

Kaworu

Konix

Medieve

Psychoskull

Ramci

RPG

Skie Fortress

Steel

Waluigi Soap

Probably more

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Barkley signatures (click to reveal)

[Gilead]

This is the pinnacle of game design.

[enatoka]

mothafucka i aint reading all that shit.

[jeepster]

god. i remember rpgmaker2000. what an amazing program. thank you ASCII.

i will soon get this cause it looks fucking badass.

[mellowbonsai]

ratio of effort to reception in this thread:

11:2

[magus1234]

god. i remember rpgmaker2000. what an amazing program. thank you ASCII.

i will soon get this cause it looks fucking badass.

This wasn't RPGmaker, it is far more ground breaking

[homi29]

da graphics is off da heezy

[jeepster]

made with RPGmaker, i guarantee it.

This wasn't RPGmaker, it is far more ground breaking

[ilovefriedchicken]

ratio of effort to reception in this thread:

11:2

chroo

but its jarlz barklee

[JackPhotography]

+REP if somewhere hidden in the game is a gnarls barkley easter egg.

[jordanelias]

ratio of effort to reception in this thread:

11:2

all i did was copy and paste it. no tags or anything needed. easy stuff

[Serge]

all i did was copy and paste it. no tags or anything needed. easy stuff

you just ruined it for yourself

[jordanelias]

^

i'm alright with that

[mellowbonsai]

all i did was copy and paste it. no tags or anything needed. easy stuff

yeah i remembered reading that after i posted

it was funny at the time

[enatoka]

mothafucka i aint playin dis stupidz ass shyt