Pictures that make you uncomfortable

[RRL Stine]

That shit will have you trippin' BALLS.

[tac0tron]

http://chickswithstevebuscemeyes.tumblr.com/

[playdisonlyatnight]

Recap of my dream from last night:

I am walking through an unfamiliar part of the city late at night (think Eyes Wide Shut) accompanied by a dream friend, a hilarious black guy (e.g. Skeeter from Doug).

Skeeter and I run into my real life ex-girlfriend, who I start to passionately kiss in the middle of the street. Soon after we move to an abandoned stoop and remove each others clothes. We start to have slow, passionate sex as if we are the last two people on Earth (while Skeeter videotapes the whole thing on a camcorder).

I am in heaven as the love making continues. As I touch her and move down her body (deciding to go down on her) she advises me on how to touch her (which I appreciate). Once I reach her vagina, I start to softly pet and rub her clit, then move in head first and start to lick and suck it (with eyes closed).

She continues to give counsel which at this point is annoying the shit ouf it me. I stop and look up, tell her to STFU because I know what I'm doing. Then I realize there's a piece of food or something in my mouth. I look down and see there is a white stone where her clit should be. A giant tonsil stone. I start to spit up and gag and I pull my hand out of her, which is by now covered in small tonsil stones. I gag and spit up, screaming aloud, and meanwhile she is angrily putting her clothes back on and Skeeter has fled the scene.

[edmond]

[Bislane]

Recap of my dream from last night:

I am walking through an unfamiliar part of the city late at night (think Eyes Wide Shut) accompanied by a dream friend, a hilarious black guy (e.g. Skeeter from Doug).

Skeeter and I run into my real life ex-girlfriend, who I start to passionately kiss in the middle of the street. Soon after we move to an abandoned stoop and remove each others clothes. We start to have slow, passionate sex as if we are the last two people on Earth (while Skeeter videotapes the whole thing on a camcorder).

I am in heaven as the love making continues. As I touch her and move down her body (deciding to go down on her) she advises me on how to touch her (which I appreciate). Once I reach her vagina, I start to softly pet and rub her clit, then move in head first and start to lick and suck it (with eyes closed).

She continues to give counsel which at this point is annoying the shit ouf it me. I stop and look up, tell her to STFU because I know what I'm doing. Then I realize there's a piece of food or something in my mouth. I look down and see there is a white stone where her clit should be. A giant tonsil stone. I start to spit up and gag and I pull my hand out of her, which is by now covered in small tonsil stones. I gag and spit up, screaming aloud, and meanwhile she is angrily putting her clothes back on and Skeeter has fled the scene.

wow what a vivid picture (5) but what is a tonsil stone exactly?

[FranklinCosgrove]

*sigh*

Go to 1.15 and 3.30 for instant satisfaction.

uELOO4wskto

[stuntastic]

guhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[16steps]

from now on, this pic shall be requoted on every page

i dont even know what to say. really.

[Bislane]

that video...I'm paranoid as shit because when I eat certain sugary items I get this weird reaction in the same exact place they were mining that shit !

[playdisonlyatnight]

get a q tip and start diggin.

[OkayOkay]

Zubin - On that tip:

pic related, it's my ex from highschool

[edmond]

wait whats that coming off her?

[playdisonlyatnight]

magnetic are u takin tha piss

we're talking about her throat here

demonito knows.

[edmond]

no wait really seriously?

[playdisonlyatnight]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tonsillolith

enjoy

[FranklinCosgrove]

KyVzOFxAgUQ

[Layne]

[Magsåvningsreserven]

magnetic are u takin tha piss

we're talking about her throat here

demonito knows.

i need a break from internetting, i thought you guys were on about the ear wax removal video, so automatically associated the q-tip comments with ears.

[FranklinCosgrove]

You're leaving? Need me to hold onto your rep?

[Magsåvningsreserven]

sure, SUFU PLEASE TRANSFER MY REP TO FRANKIE

signed,

Magnus Magenta Magnetic.

[FranklinCosgrove]

Kewl. With our combined star power I promise to neg everyone in the video game thread who talks about CoD, Socom, Ghost Recon, etc.

[Cheweh]

OteMcbZ13L8

[halberdklown]

^what was wrong with that?

[echoepidemic]

the prime minister of canada being a fucking creep

[duck sauce]

[borkborkbork]

^what was wrong with that?

"a different lover is not a sin"

-- born this way

"your beliefs, your values, our values, are the real canadian values. [crowd cheers] and you know my position, you know the position of the conservative party of canada. when elected prime minister at the next election, whenever that may be, we’ll bring in legislation that will define marriage as a union of one man and one woman."

-- stephen harper

[broneck]

FUCK

[16steps]

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[broneck]

Note the wedding ring wedged under his flesh

[FranklinCosgrove]

Got this in the mail yesterday. Innovative Gynecologic Robotic Care? With those two? Uhhhh. Click for detail.