Can't breathe, help!

[xcoldricex]

Epidemiology studies say dicks in the nose is not uncommon among the ethnic group known as superfuturians. Abundant data have linked low superfuture post count, gender, and small epeen size with an increased risk of dicks in the nose.

Modifiable Risk Factors:

• Wearing tight denim
  
• Stuffing pants into socks
  
• Socioeconomic status (e.g. Upper-middle class supershoppers)
  
• Small e-peen
  
• Less than 2000 posts
  
• Zebra pants

Unmodifiable Risk Factors:

• Being male
  
• Race (Higher incidence in Caucasians)
  
• Prior history of dicks in the nose
  
• Family history of dicks in the nose

Other notes: Severe forms are also known to metastasize to other areas of the body, such as the chest and bladder. Deviated septums are usually secondary to dicks in the nose. There is also a rare congenital (X-linked recessive) form of dicks in the nose pictured below.

Reducing Risk: Several double-blind placebo trials have shown that purchasing goods from/sending donations to xcoldricex seems to send all dicks in the nose cases into complete remission.

[DüM]

bump for a fallen poster

[mr fluffernutter]

haha, the dick in your nose thread. a classic

[broneck]

did he get banned for having a dick in his nose

[Baeyer-Drewson]

Another sufu sleeper hit threak.

[Nov Spur]

So obvious, yet so staggeringly brilliant. A sufu classic. I almost (read:don't) feel guilty posting in here.