The asian Squat

[NESK]

at least we're on the same page, here.

[Pandemonium]

excommunicated from the asian race?

does that mean i get a longer and thicker penis, attractive aesthetics, perhaps blue eyes and access to women of all descents?

if so, i'll tell you now.

i'm no good at squatting for more than 15 seconds.

[breams]

I can do the squat, but I don't like to. For young people doing it, I always think they're trying to look like badasses, and for the older people, I always think of the type of guys doing it as the same guys that wear a pair of trousers with thong sandals. If my legs are that tired, I can find something to lean on rather than sitting on the ground, or squatting.

[sushijerk]

Man a lot of asians squat because they're laborers and they have no chairs to sit on out in the countryside where the ground isn't clean. Then it became a habit.

Most city girls won't be caught squating nowadays. But if you goto the outdoor markets where all the salesgirls are from poor regions/farms.....everyone is squating when they're on break. The best is during lunch time when everyone is eating bentos while in the taking a dump position.

I used to be able to squat all day when I was a kid but then I moved to America and now I can only manage like 3 minutes.

[Fabulaz]

Squatting, smoking, and spitting are the essence of being Chinese.

[headcoat]

[Appleseed]

I have mastered the squat. I am not asian.

[Knugget]

I always thought your feet have to be completely flat on the floor...or at least that's how I do my squats.

[sybaritical]

I have mastered the squat.

I am not asian.

[NESK]

Squatting, smoking, and spitting are the essence of being Chinese.

this is the only culture i absorbed fom my fathers side. my grandmother is very proud of my squatting abilities, however. but she says i smoke like a 3rd grader.

[todesengel]

it's not just asians, a lot of eastern europeans do it too.

[Handlethevibe]

it's not just asians, a lot of eastern europeans do it too.

No they don't.

[aziz]

the squat is somthing every asian should know how to do

[dunkin deeznuts]

Squatting, smoking, and spitting are the essence of being Chinese.

dont forget the "snot rocket!!" and since coming to the US, we have assimilated very well into the sprint for the free subaway seat..NYC peeps know what I'm talking about....need to sit at all costs....even if its only for one stop........

[wEstSidE]

u need 2 put ur hands in front of ur legz 2 ballance

[BBC]

nigaz do shyt lik dat. its calld da highskewl circle.

u jus stnd in a circle n shoot da breeze n smk n whatnot wether itz n a hallway or da sidewlk or da midl of da street. if sum wun cum u jus lok at dem like dey mite get der ass whoopd n dey polytly go round u

Is this English? Did you finish elementary school?

dont forget the "snot rocket!!"

Nah it's called a bush hanky in Australia and your not Australian if you can't do it.

[TEN CRACK COMMANDMENTZ]

^shatap ijit

[BBC]

I couldn't find any asian girls squatting, well if I did they were peeing, but yeah.

Where to cop?

[Eason]

A lot of people can't do it b/c their achilles tendon is too short/tight. Sometimes you can do it after stretching, or if you're like me you're just born with a short tendon and there's nothing you can do short of surgery. You could have raised orthodics, but that's cheatin.

[chrisj]

waffack! u cant squat, u cant do shit

[sean_]

i rock the asian squat so hard im probably just going to move to china

my friends all think im crazy, and none of my asian friends even fuck with it

squatting and smoking is so key

[BTT]

honestly.

its pretty comfortable. sometimes I just dont want to sit on hella nasty floors and theres no where to sit, so I just do it. probably could do it for a good 20-40 minutes before my legs feel like shit. and you gotta do it until your ass is less than an inch off the floor, cuz i know hella whities that can't sit down all the way and say they can "asian squat" that shit.

[travisio]

Is there an equivalent to squatting for other ethnicities?

hap pose

[willy cheesesteak]

i only see non-english speaking straight from china dudes do it. that and the aforementioned spitting, smoking and snot rockets, coupled with obnoxiously loud talking and over-excessive arms folding. not to mention the picking nose, clipping finger/toenails in public.

[meader]

I have always been sitting like that, and I am not asian at all. I am half swedish and half finnish.

[dino might]

who said it was an uncomfortable position?

i work in a restaurant and when i squat down to get something off the ground or what not after standing/walking for hrs on end its incredibly comfortable, long as youre wearing the right pants. waiters often do the same thing when they take orders beside a table you know. takes all the weight off your leg muscles

[NESK]

id probably get fired is i took in order while squatting. but do it during breifings and everyone looks a me with contempt. crackers get jealous of the squat technique.

[owl]

snot rocket!

"hoktu"

subway and the streets of NYC.

[breams]

Is there an equivalent to squatting for other ethnicities?

[lllllllllllllll]

in korea it's called the kimchi squat koz the ajumma's sit like that whilst making batches and batches of kimchi

sorry if this has already been mentioned