The asian Squat

[Handlethevibe]

So for thanksgiving I went to Atlantic City. Wow. Asians left and right, big surprise, actually it was kind of depressing. Anyways, I was out in front of one of the casinos and saw like 5 asians huddled together smoking and in the asian squat position. How the fuck do they do it? I'm half asian, well half Filipino, actually most people don't even consider filipino asian, whatever. Anyways, I can't do the asian squat for shit. Maybe it's because I used to skate and have really bad knees, but I just don't understand how they can be in that position for hours on end. It's so fucking uncomfortable. Any full blooded asians care to offer some insight?

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And here's pictures of girls squatting. I couldn't find any asian girls squatting, well if I did they were peeing, but yeah.

[phen3N]

i was shopping at zara today and i saw 2 asian guys having a conversation in this squatting position. my question is not how they do it, but why?

also, post said pics of peeing asian girls

[evisu 2000]

i can rock that shit but it's like the equivalent of teabagging yourself.

[mis]

Thats more asian gangster pose-ish

[billy dee williams]

whats with the little filipino backstory

edit: i cant squat. not because i dont know how to, but its a pain in the ass after awhile, quite literally since theres a can of dip in my pocket

[whitney]

i'm 100% asian (i think) and squatting is second nature. yes. i squat. i don't know why. but sometimes i feel tired and i don't wanna stand but i don't wanna sit my ass on the dirrty floor so i squat to keep my ass up off the floor.

[goldengloves]

Is there an equivalent to squatting for other ethnicities?

[owl]

asia = "squat" bathrooms

[owl]

[hellogoodbye]

asian-squatting whilst smoking is badass lah.

[Guest scruf]

i'm 100% asian (i think) and squatting is second nature. yes. i squat. i don't know why. but sometimes i feel tired and i don't wanna stand but i don't wanna sit my ass on the dirrty floor so i squat to keep my ass up off the floor.

she speaks truth.

[Handlethevibe]

I remember those bitches back when I lived in Japan. I never actually shit in it ever though.

[Gouf]

nigguh i sit my ass on tha ground. aint no way 2 look respectable if u aint bothern 2 stand str8.

dats lyk sayn i mite as well just take a knee wen i dont feel lyk standn cuz i dont mind lookn lyk a lazy fuk in publik

[mis]

i'm 100% asian (i think) and squatting is second nature. yes. i squat. i don't know why. but sometimes i feel tired and i don't wanna stand but i don't wanna sit my ass on the dirrty floor so i squat to keep my ass up off the floor.

More proof is required

[jayrock]

nigguh i sit my ass on tha ground. aint no way 2 look respectable if u aint bothern 2 stand str8.

dats lyk sayn i mite as well just take a knee wen i dont feel lyk standn cuz i dont mind lookn lyk a lazy fuk in publik

thats how u get the AIDS

[Gouf]

naw nigah dat aint how u get dat shyt.

i aint guna tel u da trtuh bout dat shyt cuz i aint no snitch nigguh

but nigah squatin iz how u get da SARS

[GiZMO]

I squat, mostly because I think the whole Asian gangster smoking-squat is cool, but I am horirble at it cuz i got fat thighs, weak legs, and a gut. I find it easier to squat when your feet have something to elevate against, not so much flat.

Once I was leaving a tea place and these Asian women also left the store. I stood around and they all squat and were just chilling talking to eachother. That authenticated their true-Asianness.

[notesee]

When I was in China when I was 13, I couldn't deal with the squat toilets.

I had to shit so bad .. but I couldn't do the squat. Ran into another building with different toilets.

[Gouf]

nigaz do shyt lik dat. its calld da highskewl circle.

u jus stnd in a circle n shoot da breeze n smk n whatnot wether itz n a hallway or da sidewlk or da midl of da street. if sum wun cum u jus lok at dem like dey mite get der ass whoopd n dey polytly go round u

[Vitamian]

Squatting has to be the ugliest position anyone can assume.

[NESK]

the asian squat has to be earned. i can sleep in it when necessary. i dont even do chairs anymore. its just more comfortble. my homeboy who is in the military is jealous of my asian squatting abilities becauce kneelng kills his reaction time in drills/combat. i estimate this is why the yellow will one day rule the world. math and squatting are the darwinian elements that will decide the fate of man. ya heard?

[Pandemonium]

the asian squat has to be earned. i can sleep in it when necessary. i dont even do chairs anymore. its just more comfortble. my homeboy who is in the military is jealous of my asian squatting abilities becauce kneelng kills his reaction time in drills/combat. i estimate this is why the yellow will one day rule the world. math and squatting are the darwinian elements that will decide the fate of man. ya heard?

oh but we still have inferior penises.

[NESK]

no, im half white, i beat that gene. sorry, holmes.

[Tyler Durden]

you guys call it the asian squat?!?! its the fob squat. get it right.

[NESK]

fob implies anywhere that requires a boat to emmigrate from. ethiopians cant do this squat, but thats because thier legs will snap, not because of balance issues. its asain only.

[Tyler Durden]

right....im asian living in orange county and you telling me that fobs arent asian people with annoying accents and the AZN bullshit. right.........

[NESK]

i think fob incapsulates more tha JUST that, though. i definately agree that the people your calling fobs are fobs. but alot of other people can be fobbish as well, with or without the squatting skills.

[Tyler Durden]

.....i call them aliens.

[NESK]

this is a sqautting thread, not an immigration argument. if you cant do the squat, ya already lost.

[Tyler Durden]

if ur asian and cant squat. you should be excommunicated from the asian race.