fuck dentists

[Guest DUM]

I'm pretty sure I have an abscess on my gums, it got bigger so I made an appointment. probably need a root canal but hopefully not.

I think mike lowery had a good dental horror story. tell me more so I can sike myself out even worse. So far I haven't had anything too terrible other than the time they pulled 5 teeth at once, then 2 a couple weeks later. chewing was not fun.

[Guest DUM]

It hurts if I press on it or something, it's above my front left incisor pretty high up close to my nose, so it hurts more with movement of my nose/lip. It's feels the same as the rest of my gums, maybe a little softer. No discoloration or pain in the tooth, yet.

[chronoaug]

Post erased. You lose

What the fuck did you do to have 5 teeth pulled? They put fake ones in or something?

[Guest DUM]

I was getting braces and they just hadn't fallen out yet (baby teeth), so they pulled them and let the adult teeth grown in before putting the braces on.

[timber]

I love dentists. I've only had one cavity, and it was great! I can probably keep my wisdom teeth, which is fantastic!

They still give me prizes.

But here's a horror story. Once a dentist dropped his little silver scraper down somebody's throat.

[will_i_am]

i woke up during my wisdem teeth

i was spitting blodd.

i was like serpierco

bunchafucking crooked cops .

[multicolor]

I had the same symptoms as you

Had to get a root canal.

very surprisingly, it didn't really hurt. Perhaps less than getting a cavity fixed does.... Apparently the tooth had "died" by then, so I assumed that that was why it wasn't nearly as painful as I think root canals usually are.

[Guest DUM]

yeah my wisdom teeth are going to need to come out. I dislike dentists more than doctors. they both want to poke me with sharp objects but it freaks me out more in my mouth. I had braces for a long time, they even gave me headgear, which I 'lost' and I was supposed to be wearing a retainer for a long time after braces but after your break so many of them they stop caring.

[will_i_am]

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[Guest DUM]

I think people associate root canal pain to the pain that makes them go to the dentist rather than the procedure, people have told me it's not bad. I'm fine with most dental stuff except that shot of anesthetic. I'm a bitch with needles in certain places.

[Guest DUM]

I floss daily (no dipset). Brush twice a day. My teeth just hate me.

[Analog]

I had what you're describing. Dentist just made a small incision to let the fluid out, then cleaned it and told me to get the fuck out. Just as I got to the door I said, "yo mamma!" and gave him the finger. Then I ran.

[Guest DUM]

yeah it's possible they'll just drain it and give me antibiotics. that's what im hoping.

[multicolor]

I think people associate root canal pain to the pain that makes them go to the dentist rather than the procedure

that makes more sense

the pain before the procedure was awful for me

[Guest DUM]

man, they put the gel on last when I got a filling, but that bitch did not even wait a second for it to work before giving me the injection.

[GiZMO]

I believe red was pretty pissed with dentists. My brother had like four pairs of incisors so he's like a fking vampire shark hybrid.

[GiZMO]

I think people associate root canal pain to the pain that makes them go to the dentist rather than the procedure, people have told me it's not bad. I'm fine with most dental stuff except that shot of anesthetic. I'm a bitch with needles in certain places.

DUDE bitches poked me like three times ones. "Oops" they said the first time. When I was younger I would run around the office screaming til they calmed me down with promises of plastic toys of Mr. Tooth and dinosaur posters.

[samsikle]

i fucking hate dentists. i have all five of the dentist office numbers that they could possibly call me on stored on my cell, so when they call i know not to pick up. i have fillings for days and days and daaaaays.

[destructodisk]

I floss daily (no dipset). Brush twice a day. My teeth just hate me.

nigga u drink nothin butr coke what tha fuck you thin gon happen

[Double D]

I just woke up and my gum above where my last wisdom tooth is coming through is swollen as hell, think I've been chewing on it in the night...

Trouble is now it's swollen I can't fucking stop chewing on it.

[Darkadious]

i've never really flossed in my life until recently; often i wouldn't brush as much as i should (2~3 a day?) but the dentists always said i had great teeth.

it's fucking dope

[Tyler Durden]

bumping this.

[ak]

instead of hating dentists hate your retarded genetics

[mrjuby]

I was getting braces and they just hadn't fallen out yet (baby teeth), so they pulled them and let the adult teeth grown in before putting the braces on.

they had to do that to me too. they did four at once. i also had to get surgery to get a tooth exposed so that they can slowly pull it down.

DUM how bad were your teeth that you needed headgear? pics?

i had a pretty bad underbite. if i didn't get braces, i'd end up like bubba from forest gump (sans lips).

one time a dentist tried to make a mold of my upper teeth. this was after going to a buffet. i think she put too much water in the mix so the stuff kept running down my throat. i puked all over the seat and the floor. i was in the next room sitting, covered in my lunch while i watched the dentist clean up the mess.

[rome1]

dentists are ok...mmm I guess. They fix yo teef up and make um look pretty, but I can't stand the overall smell of all the stuff that they use in the office.

[ghostdeini]

dentists are cool people in my book... they can give you good pharms

[Guest DUM]

I'd have to dig around the house for pics of back then, but basically my two front teeth grew out on some beaver shit. I never sucked my thumb or anything else they said could've caused it...just got fucked over by jesus.

what exactly does nitrous oxide do? I think maybe they should just gas me everytime I go.

[poly800rock]

dentists are cool people in my book... they can give you good pharms

dentists take your money. They're rich. they prescribe percs. end story.

DUM, don't hate.

[ExileOnMainSt]

what exactly does nitrous oxide do? I think maybe they should just gas me everytime I go.

You get completely bombed off nitrious oxide, its the best thing to have before the shot you cant even feel it. I think they charge you for it. Its like smoking a ton of weed, until they start to mix it with the oxygen, then you just feel groggy.

[jeepster]

dentists take your money. They're rich. they prescribe percs. end story.

DUM, don't hate.

dentists have the highest suicide rate of any medical profession.