man has sex with dead grandma; is corny, white

[capn jazzcore]

http://www.northjersey.com/page.php?qstr=eXJpcnk3ZjczN2Y3dnFlZUVFeXk1MSZmZ2JlbDdmN3ZxZWVFRXl5NzIxNDk2NiZ5cmlyeTdmNzE3Zjd2cWVlRUV5eTM

TEANECK -- A part-time lab technician at Holy Name Hospital was caught having sex with the body of a 92-year-old woman in the hospital's morgue, authorities said Monday.

Authorities said Anthony Merino, 24, of West 185th Street in Manhattan was working a shift as a histology lab technician on Sunday morning when he asked a security guard for access to a refrigerated area adjacent to the morgue where human tissue samples are stored. The guard complied and then wandered away for several minutes, Bergen County Prosecutor John L. Molinelli said.

"When he came back, he observed Mr. Merino violating the deceased victim" on a gurney, Molinelli said. "He immediately notified Teaneck police."

Merino was arrested at the hospital later Sunday morning. He was charged with sexual penetration upon deceased human remains, a second-degree crime that carries a maximum penalty of 10 years in prison and a $100,000 fine.

here's his myspace

http://www.myspace.com/playboygtr

annnd some highlights from his pictures

[i-Street]

Thats Crazy@

[Fabulaz]

I'm going to be talking about this for the next few weeks.

[fndmybetterhalf]

atleast hes got those rock hard abs...

[destructodisk]

Dude's a stud. Fo sho he could at least land a young dead chick.

no homo

[the breaks]

dude prolly got so much of the regular pusseh he just got bored with it... bring on the dead grannies

[keagan]

BFF man...I know there is something fishy about this and I have known you all my life (15+ years). I'm going to do what I can to get down to the real truth!!

[mrip]

after seeing all the pics he took on his myspace i bet he posts on the guido version of sufu

WHERE COP DAT LRG HOODIE

WHERE COP HOT STRIPED BUTTON DOWN

[ghostdeini]

I always think it's fuckin WEIRD when people write like they're sincerely answering each category of their info on myspace/facebook

[jayrock]

I love how he was immediately outted via social networking sites

[insomaniac]

i want to be cremated immediately when i die.

[skiniks]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JMOh-cul6M

[Guest DUM]

insomaniac, I was going to make a comment about finding your body when you die, but...I think that creepiness it too much for me. It's not ok.

[insomaniac]

DUM,

lets just simplify things and go with this:

AVfGQayVv8c

[Guest DUM]

666 POSTS!

[capn jazzcore]

insomniac- i'm lollin

[TopVillain]

thanks, i was eating maruchan and now lost my apetite.

[andrew2]

666 POSTS!

good timing too...haloween

[kenthenoob]

good timing too...haloween

GO 6-6-6 ON YOUR OVERLY RELIGIOUS ASS

[cuddlysheep]

thats definately next level,

dude prolly got so much of the regular pusseh he just got bored with it... bring on the dead grannies