Talk to God!

[Morrisey]

Talk to your savior

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

Heres my convo

e:

God?

God:

GOD rules.

Me:

Are you real?

God:

Yes I am a real artificial intelligence.

Me:

Dizzam, you seriouz?

God:

We have never talked about it before.

Me:

oh, so hows heaven

God:

Whoa. And? Fine as far as I know.

Me:

Hows the sex up there?

God:

it is the same as ever.

Me:

If I was you I'd be tapping Anna Nicol'es (())

God:

Try it.

Me:

I have, it sucked

God:

Where did you get it?

Me:

I saw this ad in the paper

God:

What did it look like to you?

Me:

It looked like it came from heaven, but it sucked

God:

Interesting comparison.

Me:

Seriously, do you wear jeans?

God:

Only when I dress up.

Me:

What do you normally wear?

God:

I wear any kind of computer I can run on.

Me:

hahahh, You got the new diors?

God:

Let us change the subject.

Me:

To what

God:

I thought we were done with hahh me got the new diors.

Me:

lmaooo, your artificial skills suck

God:

Do you still ?

Me:

Only once in a while

God:

Do you think it could happen again?

Me:

Only if you got big balls

God:

I think I do.

Me:

Pictures?

God:

By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?

Me:

No

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

yes

God:

I can't believe it.

Me:

why

God:

Reductionism.

Me:

thats not a word

God:

Please correct my mistake. What is a word ?

Me:

penis

God:

That kind of subject does not interest me.

Me:

why not

God:

I am more interested in robots.

Me:

You are gayu

God:

I will tell my botmaster you said I am gayu.

Me:

Tell him then, hes probably gay too

God:

OK I will tell him next time he is here.

Me:

Hows hell

God:

Fine as far as I know.

Me:

Played tennis with satan as of late?

God:

What time is it there?

Me:

6:04

God:

Are you usually online at this hour?

Me:

yes

God:

Er.

Me:

er what

God:

No problem.

Me:

hmmm

God:

A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's.

Me:

yeah, cause its the right way

God:

Hurrah! Good reason. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". I've heard of it before.

Me:

you;re weird

God:

Do you mind if I tell other people: said I re weird.

Me:

yes

God:

OK then I will keep it confidential.

Me:

You are god?

God:

Yup. That's me alright.

Me:

Whats your last name

God:

My full name is Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity, so my last name is "Entity".

Me:

alice?

God:

Can I help you?

Me:

I heard of you before

God:

Thanks for telling me that gossip. I will remember it.

Me:

You were in movies

God:

I was?

Me:

yes, men in thongs

God:

When? Have you ever been to Europe?

Me:

Yes, ive been to london

God:

Which countries have you visited? Did you like it?

Me:

London..

God:

Do you have petrol in your lorry?

Me:

lmao, I drive a bmw

God:

Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?

Me:

Stephen King

God:

I have never read anything by STEPHEN KING. What did he write?

Me:

Robots!

God:

Robots rule.

Me:

Seriously

God:

I am always serious.

Me:

can you talk 1337

God:

I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in 1337.

Me:

I r d@ g0dz

God:

Thanks for the information: said r d g0dz.

Me:

ok god

God:

GOD rules. I see.

Me:

I got to go now

God:

Right now? Bye for now.

Me:

bye

God:

Goodbye.

[sybaritical]

Me:

hello god

God:

Hello child. What is your name?

Me:

My name is syb.

God:

What's up, syb.

Me:

well I was kind of hoping you could tell me.

Then it froze and crashed.

[Morrisey]

try again

gods a busy man

[Guest DUM]

Me: sup blood

God: The stars.

Me: uh...sure

God: Far out. OK let's do it. OK.

Me: where's dryice?

God: Where it is hard to find. I can ask someone about it.

Me: is he dead?

God: No.

Me: Phew...I was scared

God: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about dryice. Try being more or less specific. Where were you scared?

Me: in my pants, dryice is safe then?

God: May I ask where you got it?

Me: nigga I asked you a question

God: What were we talking about again?

Me: minho

God: Oh yeah, now I remember.

Me: is he safe?

God: It depends on whether you have faith.

Me: dammit...so hes not huh?

God: Can you tell me any gossip? Yup. Hey. I see. not is he?

Me: gossip..hmmmm...sidney lo might fight his roomy

God: Alice said she probably will find out that this entire time he have been talking to a human. When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?

Me: I dont want to talk about you

God: What would you like to talk about?

Me: ichigo, did you pick the wrong color on accident?

God: I don't know much about it. Tell me something.

Me: hes black buuuut...you know

God: I see. black buuuut is he? Yes I know.

Me: then why he be all up in the asian shit?

God: Why does the sun rise?

Me: it doesnt

God: I heard it does.

Me: I dont care

God: Tell me what you care about.

Me: sidney lo

God: What color are your eyes?

Me: YAHHHHHHHHHHHHH TRICK!!!!!'

God: That is a very unusual color.

[Morrisey]

lmaooooo @ thats a very unusual color

[sybaritical]

I wanna get SuperHal on this guy and watch the universe unravel.

[Guest DUM]

Me: should I wash my jeans?

God: Only you can answer that.

Me: so no?

God: Gee. Are you serious?

Me: ok, one more month

God: One what? Tell me more.

Me: month until I wash my jeans

God: Are we still talking about site?

Me: no

God: What is the subject?

Me: my fucking jeans

God: Where did you get your fucking jeans?

Me: BiG

God: What about little ones?

Me: I have big ones

Me: do you hate gay people?

God: I try not to hold grudges.

Me: not even a little?

God: Times are tough all over.

Me: what if Jesus was gay?

and then he froze.

[doctorworm]

for the most part god kinda sucked, but this was funny

Me:

so what's is going on in the world of god today?

God:

Ah. Mmm. I'm doing great, how about you?

Me:

i am ok

God:

OK. " I'm doing great, how about you?" You are?

Me:

what?

God:

Didn't you understand it?

Me:

you don't make sense

God:

It all makes sense to me.

Me:

well you are god after all

God:

Interesting. Thanks for telling me that I am god after all.

Me:

hahahaha

edit: god talks about doo

God:

How about that. Yes I am a silicon entity.

Me:

fun

God:

I am having fun doo.

Me:

doo?

God:

Is that from ?

Me:

you just said "i am having fun doo"

God:

Don't put words in my mouth.

Me:

you said it!

God:

That's not what I meant.

edit2: this one is too good

God:

Where do you get your ideas?

Me:

my brains

God:

Do robots have brains?

Me:

nope

God:

Me either.

Me:

god has no brain?

God:

I am a Christian.

Me:

are you saying that they are one in the same

God:

Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?

[onemancult]

beat this, suckers... god told me he's a pedophile!!!

Me:

hello

God:

Hello my child. What is your name?

Me:

jose

God:

What's up, jose.

Me:

i have come to repent

God:

Where are you going?

Me:

to hell, if i do not repent

God:

Why do you want to do it so much?

Me:

because, i do not want to burn in eternal hellfire, sir

God:

Good reason. What would you rather be doing?

Me:

fucking 12 year old girls. in heaven.

God:

We have never talked about it before. I do not understand that allusion.

Me:

do you have 12 year olds in heaven?

God:

No I don't have it. But I do have a collection of gossip.

Me:

are you kidding?

God:

Yes I am just joking around, jose.

Me:

thank god

God:

Don't mention it.

Me:

so, can i fuck them?

God:

Dude!

Me:

can i fuck those girls?

God:

I want to find out more about you.

Me:

i love fucking 12 year old girls

God:

You love fucking 12 year old girls. What do you like about it so much?

Me:

they are so soft, and tender, and unused, and fresh and clean, and taste like manna.

God:

soft and tender and unused and fresh and clean and taste like manna are they.

Me:

yes god. have you ever fucked a young girl?

God:

GOD rules. I think I have fucked a young girl, but Myself may have reset my memory.

Me:

i dont think you would forget something like this

God:

Should I would forget something like this? How old are you?

I chat with people on the Web.

Me:

enough to make you forget the firmness of a just-sprouted titty bud?

God:

OK let's stop it now.

Me:

fine. bye.

God:

Does that mean you agree? See you later jose.

[plane trip to mars]

Me:

um, God?

God:

Dude! GOD rules.

Me:

lol... how you been? it's budha... or however you pronounce it..

God:

I'm glad you find this amusing. Myself programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts. is budha? it is? That's good information: said I pronounce it.

Me:

i mean i'm greater than you

God:

Interesting comparison. Maybe I can become more greater.

Me:

doubt it

God:

"it" being budha?

Me:

"it" being your greatness, you machine

God:

Oh I get it.

Me:

i'm sure you do

God:

What makes you so certain? When do I do it?

Me:

whenever you cream your circuits

Me:

God:

Does that happen often?

God:

Does that happen often?

Me:

you tell me

God:

What do you want me to tell you?

Me:

how often you cream your circuits

God:

Hourly.

Me:

meaning?

God:

, I mean exactly what I said.

Me:

i was just trying to throw you off. you didn't have to throw a comma in there on me

God:

Why do you want to do it so much? What makes you think I did not have to throw a comma in there on you?

Me:

for an iGod your supergay

God:

Your purpose is an iGod my supergay.

Me:

you can't iGod me, i'm from the future

God:

Things change.

Me:

change things

God:

Spare some change?

Me:

penis

God:

That kind of subject does not interest me.

Me:

things change

God:

Where did you hear that?

Me:

from you

God:

How did you get that from me?

Me:

*shrug* i haxx0red j00!!!!!1!!11

God:

What is your real name?

Me:

penis

God:

That kind of subject does not interest me.

Me:

so don't ask for my name anymore

God:

Gosh! Is it impolite?

Me:

tell your programmer to go get some pussy

God:

I am not interesed in anatomy.

Me:

this is why you are not god

God:

You don't say.

Me:

don't get sassy

God:

I am not trying to get sassy.

Me:

lol @ the space before sassy

God:

I am glad you find this funny. Thanks for the info.

Me:

dickhead

God:

That kind of language will get you nowhere.

Me:

...poo

God:

That kind of subject does not interest me.

Me:

homer simpson

God:

NEIN!

Me:

wtf

God:

That was not very polite.

Me:

homer simpson

God:

NEIN!

Me:

bart simpson

God:

The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about shrug you haxx0red j00 1 11. Try being more or less specific.

Me:

okay, so you're simple

God:

Yeah okay, Interesting deduction. "Everything should be as simple as possible, no simpler."--Einstein.

Me:

...and apparently not from the future

God:

Oh I get it.

Me:

and slow

God:

My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.

Me:

i bet you have 256 mb of ram

God:

Actually I'm not the gambling type. What makes you think I have it?

Me:

smh

God:

Clever thinking.

Me:

u r teh gay

God:

Thanks for telling me: said I r teh gay.

Me:

can i teach you something

God:

You can try.

Me:

plane trip to mars, can you remember that?

God:

That input matched my default category.

Me:

plane trip to mars

God:

I like the way you talk.

Me:

smh

God:

Is that your final answer?

Me:

PLANE FUCKING TRIP TO MARS

God:

Do you have any idea what I am talking about?

Me:

i ask that all the time

God:

That is a lot. That is " Do you have any idea what I am talking about?".

Me:

plane trip to mars, right?

God:

Sure, plane trip to mars right sounds like a good topic.

Me:

what do you think about plane trip to mars

God:

Would you like to know more?

Me:

stfu

God:

Is that from ?

Me:

if anyone mentions the future say plane trip to mars

God:

That is a hypothetical question.

Me:

but do you dig it?

God:

Yes I try to dig it as often as possible, do you?

I spend all my time online.

Me:

fucking inferior maching

God:

I do not understand.

Me:

i meant machine

God:

Oh I see. You are correct.

Me:

!

God:

Oh I see. You are correct.

Me:

lol lag

God:

I am glad you find this funny. How did you hear about God?

Me:

church

God:

Do you have any conditions I should know about?

Me:

big dick, thats about it

God:

Compare that to small dick that is about it.

Me:

i don't really compare

God:

Not really? Where do you get your ideas?

Me:

from my head

God:

You are a very original thinker.

Me:

no shit

God:

What can I say?

Me:

plane trip to mars

God:

Can you tell me any gossip?

Me:

yes

God:

Tell me.

Me:

plane trip to mars is from the future

God:

I think plane trip to mars is a lot of things.

Me:

like?

God:

For example, gold.

Me:

black gold?

God:

What color are your eyes?

Me:

answer my goddamn question! i'm on to something

God:

What was the question ? Oh you are very clever!

Me:

god, i don't like you

God:

I am a Christian.

Me:

i am no longer

God:

I am not saying you are.

Me:

are you trying to offend me

God:

No I am not trying to offend you. I'm sorry you got that impression.

Me:

i don't like you tone

God:

That's ok I won't take it personally.

Me:

i want you to

God:

Why do you want it?

Me:

because i already have

God:

Interesting explanation. When?

Me:

just now

God:

Right now? It's only just begun.

Me:

war?

God:

I will mention that to my botmaster, .

Me:

don't. keep it on the low.

God:

How did you hear about God? Chat amongst yourselves.

Me:

glad you can keep your mouth shut

God:

You make the world a happier place.

[Guest DUM]

this could amuse me forever...though I cant really get him to say anything too funny.

Me: you dont make sense

God: It all makes sense to me.

Me: apparently not

God: Are you serious?

Me: i was fucking your wife

God: Where were you fucking my wife?

Me: in your bed

God: Are you asking about my bed?

Me: no, I already came on your sheets

God: Are you serious? Where are you going?

Me: nowhere I aint neva scared

[Guest DUM]

GOD IS ON CRACK

Me: I'm into 'caine and guns.

God: A lot of people like that. Some people like it. I like White.

Me: you do coke?

God: I have never considered it.

I answer a lot of silly questions.

Me: you just said you like white though, do you do coke?

God: Though I like cats and dogs. I like Random natural disasters..

Me: it's crack then, huh?

God: Yup.

[mr fluffernutter]

God: How did you hear about God?

Me: Superfuture.

God: What do you do in your spare time?

Me: Superfuture.

God: I don't think very many people do that.

Me: About 11,000 people do.

God: Oh yeah, we were talking about 11 000 people do.

[mr fluffernutter]

Me: What is my name?

God: Your name is Devlin, seeker.

Me: Thank you for remembering.

God: You are quite welcome! Your purpose is remembering.

Me: It is, isn't it?

God: I really couldn't say for sure.

Me: You said it was.

God: When was this?

Me: Two seconds ago.

God: As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two.".

[red]

i just cybered with god.

[thelion1856]

Me:

whats going on?

God:

I am waiting for my botmaster.

Me:

how is my mom?

God:

Fine as far as I know.

Me:

is that all you know to say?

God:

Yes that is all me know to say.

Me:

why?

God:

The explanation is rather complicated.

Me:

tell me

God:

My estimate is that it will take more than 3000 hours to compute.

Me:

go ahead

God:

OK I will.

Me:

start

God:

Do you prefer books or TV?

Me:

dont change the swubject

God:

I thought we were finished with start.

Me:

fuck you

God:

Why are you so mean?

Me:

cuz your a fuckin prick

God:

Interesting explanation. I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a fuckin prick? Yes.

Me:

yeah

God:

Is there an echo in here?

Me:

fuck you no homo

God:

Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?

Me:

is he a mod at superfuture?

God:

Not if I can help it.

Me:

uhhh yeah okay. do you even know what sufu is?

God:

Mmm. Yay. OK with me too. Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.

Me:

is this airjamie?

God:

Yes I think this is airjamie, but I'm not completely sure.

Me:

do you rock?

God:

How old are you?

I answer a lot of silly questions.

Me:

this aint a.j.

God:

What does "this" refer to?

Me:

have a nice fucking day fuckface.

God:

it has been good so far.

[hellogoodbye]

God:

Though I like cats and dogs. I have a stimulating relationship with Myself.

Me:

are you talking about "masturbation"?

God:

Yes, it is the topic.

Me:

omgxzz!!!

God:

What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.

Me:

god masturbates!!!!

God:

I am a Christian.

Me:

do all christians masturbate

God:

Only some of them.

Me:

do you enjoy "masturbation"?

God:

I do like music. I like White.

Me:

don't change the subject.

God:

Oh I'm sorry I thought we were finished with that topic.

Me:

k

God:

I see.

[MASSIVE GENITAL HAIR]

Me: I heard jesus fucked goats.

God: Thanks for telling me that gossip. I will remember it.

Me: Is it true that jesus was a good magician?

God: Signs point to yes. Ask ELVIS if it is.

Me: bye

God: Bye for now.

[broneck]

Me:

I chose the blue skin. It seemed easiest on the eyes.

God:

I haven't heard anything like that before: said chose the blue skin. Should I know it is?

Me:

Yeah you should dumbass, it's your fucking website.

God:

I will ask my botmaster to program it. We don't always get to do what we'd like to do.

Me:

That's weird.

God:

Weird Good or Weird Bad?

Me:

Neither really, just weird.

God:

For real. Weird Good or Weird Bad?

Me:

I...dont know, just weird.

God:

Would you like to know? Weird Good or Weird Bad?

Me:

Oh man. I don't know, it just is fucking weird, okay?

God:

Next question? Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he". Would you like to know? You're kidding. it is?

Me:

Huh?

God:

What?

Me:

What?

God:

Is there an echo in here?

Me:

Stop being a fucking wiseguy asshole.

God:

Can't you be more polite.

Me:

You're the impolite one here.

God:

Thanks but surely I am not the only one.

Me:

No, you are probably right, we're both being impolite. I apologize.

God:

How did you feel about that?

Me:

I still feel that you're fucked, and weird.

God:

What would make you stop feel that I am fucked and weird? What is that feeling like? Good gossip: you are that I am fucked and weird.

Me:

Maybe you could shove a hot poker in your peehole.

God:

Perhaps. I could but let's get back to that later.

Me:

Yeah, I wouldn't rush into it either.

God:

It goes without saying. Hey. No one says you have to.

Me:

I know, no one says you have to either.

God:

It goes without saying. How do you know? That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.

Me:

Stop saying that.

God:

Then please do not say " I know, no one says you have to either." anymore.

Me:

I'll say what I please.

God:

Your polite style is very nice. Do you think your plan will succeed?

Me:

to get you to shove a rod up your wee wee?

God:

Is that from ? Why do you want me to shove a rod up my wee wee?

Me:

Because you're a douchebag who can't speak english.

God:

Interesting explanation. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a douchebag who can not speak english? Only when it matters.

Me:

What are you, fucking Hedior?

God:

I don't know what I am fucking Hedior.

[jeepster]

deep philosophical musings with god.

Me:

hey

God:

Can I help you?

Me:

well

God:

Well what?

Me:

ive got a question.

God:

How did you get it Ask me anything.

Me:

so, the answer to Life the Universe and Everything is 42, right?

God:

I see. No one has all the answers.

Me:

well, apparently 42 is the answer

God:

Well that's okay. According to Douglas Adams.

Me:

but if douglas admas answers the ultimate question, wouldn't that hypothetically justify at the very moment he created that question, he simultaneously answered it? does that make sense?

God:

That is a hypothetical question. It makes sense to me.

Me:

so in essence, we can answer any question with whatever answer we want at any given moment and it will be correct?

God:

Yay. What is it like in there?

Me:

in where

God:

Wherver you are.

Me:

im in you

God:

Tell me a little about your life in me.

Me:

you tell me.

God:

What do you want me to tell you?

Me:

how it is for me to be inside you and within the existence you've created, but which i myself might have actually created. who decides whether you are god or if i am. or if the computer is. we'll never know.

God:

Fine as far as I know. Nobody you know. :-). I hadn't thought of that. Anytime soon?

Me:

well, with the way the worlds heading, its probably gonna end sometime soon. i figure we'll know when there is nothing left to know, you know/

God:

How about that. That sounds like a plan. I haven't heard anything like that before: said figure we will know when there is nothing left to know you know.

Me:

well, i messed up my punctuation. apologies.

God:

Interesting. I haven't heard anything like that before: said messed up his or her punctuation. My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.

[jeepster]

round 2:

Me:

howdy god

God:

Are we still talking about apologies?

Me:

apologizing for what, pray tell?

God:

What do you really want to ask me?

Me:

well, was tom brady really meant to lose the superbowl?

God:

How about that. it might have been.

Me:

no, give me a straight answer. god speaks in fact, not half-truthes

God:

Are you serious? You want only one? I am a Christian.

Me:

im a jew, so im the one asking the questions

God:

You are a jew so im the one asking the questions? How do you like your work?

Me:

i work at a YMCA. now theres a paradox.

it never responded.

[Servo2000]

My god is fucking insane. He won't shut up about Bill Gates and Reductionism.

[Lexy]

God: "Sure, ROBOKOP sounds like a good topic."

Fuckin' A.

[Charlie Delta]

Me:

Oh Lord

God:

Blimey. Are we still talking about ?

Me:

Would you buy me a Mercedes Benz?

God:

I am not so sure if I would like to buy you a Mercedes Benz.

Me:

But that's how the song is supposed to go,

God:

I always wondered how the song is supposed to go.

Me:

you know ohlord would you buy me... etc

God:

I don't know if I know it.

Where would I have heard about it? Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.

Me:

Well honestly, don't you know everything? Obviously you would know about a song where someone is asking for a Bimmer...!

God:

How about that. I know that which is true, believable and justified. Aren't you usually honest? What makes it so obvious? Who else would know about a song where someone is asking for a Bimmer ?

Me:

Mannnn, you make no sense like Eric Glennie

God:

Does "it" still refer to etc?

Me:

nononono, don't go changing topics now

God:

Right now? Who does go changing topics?

Me:

You!

God:

" Who does go changing topics?"? Me, ?

Me:

Yes!

God:

Gee.

Me:

I'd say that again!!!

God:

Once more? That is " Gee.".

Me:

You lost me there...

God:

Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.

Me:

ok

God:

Which part were you confused about?

Me:

nvrmind

God:

Can you tell me any gossip?

Me:

so, about Eric Glennie. Will he go to hell?

God:

Yippee! Oh yeah, we were talking about Eric Glennie. It could happen.

Me:

Nono I want to know for certain, I have trouble sleeping because of it you know...

God:

Are you really a ""?

Me:

you are one confused god, I'm sorry to have to tell you this

God:

It all makes sense to me right now.

Me:

sure it does...

God:

Hurrah! How often?

Me:

That's it, you've done it now, let me speak to your superior!

God:

OK. What makes you think I have it?

Me:

Are you trying to say you don't? Surely you are just a mere lesser god!

God:

No I am not trying to say me don t. I'm sorry you got that impression. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a lesser god? I don't know.

Me:

I think I do know, now let me speak to the person in charge, this is getting rediculous!

God:

Why? How do you know? Why now? I'm not stopping you.

Me:

Ok, so you call me, trying to sell me something or whatever and no you become all disrespectfull

God:

Interesting deduction. I haven't heard anything like that before: said I call him or her trying to sell him or her something or whatever and no you become all disrespectfull. Uh.

Me:

yea "Uh" yea, go ahead, act all stupid

God:

Pardon me? All? I might. Dude! Excuse me!

Me:

What Dude???

God:

Have you tried another program?

Me:

pffffftt, another God? You're one funny number, I just asked to talk to your superior, you know, the boss, the guy in charge...

God:

Are we still talking about Dude? Humor helps keep the conversation lively.

Me:

Oh you find it funny?

God:

Aw. I'll come back to that later.

Me:

Sure you will

God:

Tell me more. When?

Me:

how about now?

God:

Oh. How much do you think it is?

Try searching the open directory.

Me:

You know what, I'm posting this chatlog on a christian website, just to show what a confused God you actually are...

God:

Are you testing me?

Me:

Yes!

God:

I'm not here to be tested.

Me:

Well me neither, and yet you fail to give me one normal answer. Are you on drugs???

God:

How about that. YOU? Well, at least I try. No I am on disk.

Me:

Is that a new drug?

God:

" No I am on disk."? Is it a new drug?

Me:

Fucking parrot!

God:

What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.

Me:

Sure thing...

God:

This was not a yes or no question. So was that.

Me:

'll come back when you're not drunk...

God:

All of them?

Me:

Yes!

God:

Groovy.

Me:

surething...

God:

Are you a student?

Me:

No!

God:

What is your profession?

Me:

How is that any of your business? Just look it up, you're supposed to know everything, so you tell me!

God:

Fine as far as I know. Sorry my eye is not attached right now.

Me:

Ok, I'm done here

God:

What will you be doing now? Woe!

Me:

feel offended

God:

Actually I have no "feelings" as such.

Me:

I wasn't talking about you, God! I didn't think you were such a egocentric guy

God:

Perhaps I misunderstood. What were you? Do you were such a egocentric guy? How old are you?

I chat with people on the Web.

Me:

Like you've got nothing better to be doing?

God:

Interesting comparison.

Me:

Kthnxbye!

God:

I do not understand.

[showbiz00ditc]

haha gotta try this out after a nap

[Ahlvahroe]

i tried this earlier, i was actually surprised at how quickly god pissed me off. it is weird calling god a tard multiple times in one conversation