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Handlethevibe

Handlethevibe

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Alright. So I've been watching that show Lockup on NBC or one of those other news channels, and I've been wondering, if I were to be sent to a maximum security prison, what gang would I be able to join? I'm not mexican, black, or white. Where would I go? I hate short hair so I couldn't be a white supremacist. I guess I could pass for mexican, but my spanish is subpar and I can only say shit in present tense, so that's a no go. I definitely can't join crips/bloods. Are there any multi-racial gangs? Asian gangs? What about us dudes who are two different races? Mulattos, half asian/white? Where do we go? There's also homosexual dudes, but I don't roll that way. Maybe I could start my own gang?

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basically my plan, if i ever went to jail, was to come across as that skinny white guy that no one fucks with. how to accomplish? find the toughest most hispanic looking gangster on your block, and bite his fucking adams apple out as soon as he looks at you. then just grin with bloody teeth as they drag you off to solitary.

NO ONE will fuck with you ever. who was that guy in con air?

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basically my plan, if i ever went to jail, was to come across as that skinny white guy that no one fucks with. how to accomplish? find the toughest most hispanic looking gangster on your block, and bite his fucking adams apple out as soon as he looks at you. then just grin with bloody teeth as they drag you off to solitary.

NO ONE will fuck with you ever. who was that guy in con air?

Dude in lockup they had a guy just like that. He was extremely skinny sufu body type white ninja with big black framed glasses. He'd fight like 10 guards at once and just body dudes. It was crazy.

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lmao.... a friend of mine... faced with a beat down by a half dozen guys (though guys... though not hardened criminals) said

"Alright. I'm gonna lose this one, and wind up badly hurt, in the hospital, or dead. I don't really give a fuck. But I'll warn you, I'm going for your eyes, every fucking last one." They decided to let it rest.

Had it been serious criminals... it might have come across more as "I'm gonna fuck you up, you better just shoot me"

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lestat

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you guys do math and work in banks

you dont go to jail

I'm guessing you didn't watch Shawshank Redemption?

just fuck with people... in the shower, use your towel and snap them in the ass, if they don't drop the soap, smack it outta their hand...

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