gettin jacked

[wEstSidE]

diz nvr happen 2 me...

but hav ne of u frute swagz got jaked 4 ur sneekz, bapez, face, lo, starter, etcC???

[chronoaug]

I was riding my bike to my friend's house in middle school, some guys were riding their bike next to me with one on the handlebars. They pulled up next to me and the guy on the handlebars jumped off and knocked me off in mid air, and then rode off with my bike. They didn't take my helmet though, so that was mad illegal for him to ride off like that. Orlando suburbs are hardcore. I still miss my dyno air with mag wheels.

[wEstSidE]

I was riding my bike to my friend's house in middle school, some guys were riding their bike next to me with one on the handlebars. They pulled up next to me and the guy on the handlebars jumped off and knocked me off in mid air, and then rode off with my bike. They didn't take my helmet though, so that was mad illegal for him to ride off like that. Orlando suburbs are hardcore. I still miss my dyno air with mag wheels.

NIGGA U GOT JAKED!!! LMFAO SMH

[cureOne]

Neva got jacked, i stay strapped so niggas know

[wEstSidE]

catch a nigga slippin wen he out in da open...N IMMA GET IM

[denimdestroyedmylife]

once, in a movie theater, into the popcorn

[diewhitegirls]

Some guy came off a bike one time and tried taking some money from me. He left his bike in a hurry, so it was sort of resting in the middle of the road. He's walking over to me, telling me to give him my shit and I'm not feeling this at all. Keep in mind I'm like 14 at the time. Fucking quick goat thinking, I say, "Hey dude, your bike's about to get hit by a car!" The dumbass turns around to go for it and I fucking take off like a madman. And I can fucking run.

[wEstSidE]

damn nigga u naaaaasty

[cureOne]

click clack mothafucka

[cureOne]

westside i have a slang question for you,

CLICK CLACK MOTHAFUCKA is like nigga you gettin your wig pushed back

but CLICKETY CLACK MOTHAFUCKA is like nigga i just won all your money wit dem dice

I feel like sometimes white people get these two things confused and think i'm going to pull out my strap when i'm really just excited about winning money

the tags on this thread are great

[Mr Waffles]

nah son aint no frute swagz round her

[wEstSidE]

1 doo try 2 jak my granpa on subway...he like 90 yr old...nigga wudnt give 2 him wallet ... got stabbed in da hand..im proud of granpa.

[wEstSidE]

westside i have a slang question for you,

CLICK CLACK MOTHAFUCKA is like nigga you gettin your wig pushed back

but CLICKETY CLACK MOTHAFUCKA is like nigga i just won all your money wit dem dice

I feel like sometimes white people get these two things confused and think i'm going to pull out my strap when i'm really just excited about winning money

nigga diz b a statement not a Q

[Mr Waffles]

this one time i was riding on ma boys handlebars and we pulled up next to this punk bitch and i pushed him off his bike in midair and rode off. fuck a helmet son

[cureOne]

it started as a question but then i forgot what i was doing

[ouss]

neva got snatched...my bro got jacked his psp (which wasnt even his), but we got it back by the evening

NIGGA U KNO WUT IT IS I GOT DEM RELATIONS

[diewhitegirls]

this one time i was riding on ma boys handlebars and we pulled up next to this punk bitch and i pushed him off his bike in midair and rode off. fuck a helmet son

Oh snap, you're gonna get retroactive banned. DDML don't play that.

*gang signs*

[Spaghettini]

never that

[stuntastic]

this one time i was riding on ma boys handlebars and we pulled up next to this punk bitch and i pushed him off his bike in midair and rode off. fuck a helmet son

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[Raskol]

westside i have a slang question for you,

CLICK CLACK MOTHAFUCKA is like nigga you gettin your wig pushed back

but CLICKETY CLACK MOTHAFUCKA is like nigga i just won all your money wit dem dice

I feel like sometimes white people get these two things confused and think i'm going to pull out my strap when i'm really just excited about winning money

the tags on this thread are great

nah, 50 used clickety clak in the first context several times....

[Guest DUM]

I had my PSP stolen once as well. But in a sneaky going into my shit way...never found out who it was.

Never been confronted by a thief.

[Guest]

Not me but my friends friend during the blackout a few years back in TO was walking back home or whatever with his skate through this park and these two big dudes come up and ask for money, he starts mouthing off, the one guy pulls out a knife and the other sorta goes around to the other side of him. The kids still got a hand on his skate so he whips it up and truck fucks the knife guy in the side of the head, the other doesnt do shit so he books it away.. Fuckin nuts though there's no way i could pull that off

[jayrock]

I like skating more than walking because you can always crack a fool with yo board

never been jacked tho

some bum tried to grab me and I kicked his knee caps in

[denimdestroyedmylife]

i think i told this story before but i was at a jay-z show some years ago and this guy (with his posse) kept trying to pick-pocket me; i kept slapping his hand away and taking a few steps to elude him, but he kept trying; worst pick-pocket ever; i had climbed a barrier to get to my seats (i had shitty general admission lawn seats) so i couldn't just give up my spot

[kauflust]

i think i told this story before but i was at a jay-z show some years ago and this guy (with his posse) kept trying to pick-pocket me; i kept slapping his hand away and taking a few steps to elude him, but he kept trying; worst pick-pocket ever; i had climbed a barrier to get to my seats (i had shitty general admission lawn seats) so i couldn't just give up my spot

actually, sounds like he just wanted to touch your bum

[Larry Bird]

not really gone over, but very recently this one dude ive known for about two years owes me $75....we were gonna splt a script, i had the money so i figured id pay the whole script...he promised the money the next day or two, split the narcotics, and off he went..

gave him a few days, no answereing his phone or text..etc...its been about 3 weeks now and i believe i need to take action.( i mean i know where the guy lives, his moms works, ect).....gave him one last chance yesterday just asking fro $60, no repley...its over.

i got friends that would be happy to assist me over and get the money.....

but should i say fuck it, its only $75?..dont really like the guy anyway.

[stuntastic]

I jacked someones "life/summer trip" savings from their house. Stupid kid called me a jackass. Call me a jackass? I call you broke as fuck now, damnit!

Never physically jacked. But a friends, friend sent me a worn shirt, instead of new. I was gonna hunt guy down, but I didnt come back to the states, intime to fly to NY. So watever.

[fg0d]

I've jacked a few people, but the circumstances were non-violent except for an occasion or two; which I dont feel like posting about.

Never been jacked, yet, I'm sure it may happen.

edit: A lot of the stuff I've done, I really regret, and I can't imagine the experience for the other person.

[wEstSidE]

I jacked someones "life/summer trip" savings from their house. Stupid kid called me a jackass. Call me a jackass? I call you broke as fuck now, damnit!

Never physically jacked. But a friends, friend sent me a worn shirt, instead of new. I was gonna hunt guy down, but I didnt come back to the states, intime to fly to NY. So watever.

that's not jacking. that's burglary

[jayrock]

some kid owed an acquaintance of mine quite a bit of drug money, and when he didn't pay up his laptop got jacked/pawned

then I laughed