OMC regail us with tales of soft titties at the barney's sale

[cureOne]

"alright, time for sleepies.

barneys report tomorrowwwwwwwwwwwwww."

It's like 11 on the east coast, tell us stories about soft titties on ny fashionistas at the barneys sale. Hook up your boys in the trash before you go posting in the supershopper thread son.

[onemancult]

if i tried to explain the beauty of so many women, all in various states of undress, all hurriedly tugging things on and moving in ways that make all the right things jiggle and jump, i'd only destroy the natural grace that exists when a perky C titty does not fit into an XS top.

overall recap, though...

topless - 5

bra - 17

panties - 7

naked ass - 1

(she was wearing the stringiest string thong in the universe, and i saw her

asshole when she bent over to pull her pants up, and it was soft ballet pink)

[cureOne]

oh god.....

[headcoat]

Did you see any cocks there?

[lil brown brother]

howd this thread turn so gay so fast?

[Larry Bird]

^^^^^^

headcoat.

barneys women.....ahhhh..wish i was there.

[onemancult]

no cocks. they don't let men try on pants!

its so sexist, but i have not a problem with it...

[wEstSidE]

naked ass - 1

(she was wearing the stringiest string thong in the universe, and i saw her

asshole when she bent over to pull her pants up, and it was soft ballet pink)

shawty bleachin it...

[onemancult]

west, let's do some suthern post-crunk snapratchet choon about bleachin yr bum, yeah?

wipe me down!

[Charlie Delta]

..... she bent over to pull her pants up, and it was soft ballet pink

Ever considered becoming a writer?

[sleazie ninja number 47]

Ever considered becoming a writer?

i think he alrady is livin' dah dream...

westcyde had me choken on some frosted flakes with the bleachin' comment.

[darkanimal]

omc how was the demographics of them muchachas?

skinny lanky flat chested model wannabees?

Conde Naste cougar types?

hipster girls?

bbw?

corny white chicks?

trashy tourists?

trophy wives?

sexy nerdy librarian look?

single moms?

girl next door?

do tell

[digital_denim]

This is one of the greatest piece of sales reporting i have ever read.

Barney's San Francisco soon.

[Charlie Delta]

.......

sexy nerdy librarian look?

......

girl next door?

....

zing!

ZING!!!!

[onemancult]

omc how was the demographics of them muchachas?

Conde Naste cougar types?

hipster girls?

trophy wives?

sexy nerdy librarian look?

girl next door?

all those, plus:

penniless stylists

penniless fashionistas

penniless office sluts

there is something about being penniless, that hunger in a woman's eyes,

that makes them so alluring. "i haven't eaten in two days, but i really

need this skirt..."

[wEstSidE]

i want 2 c gurl fight over shooz...dat wud make dayz...

[junglejane]

i'm ascared of going to big sales now. don't want no mysterious man in the midst of bcbg racks straining to peek at my bajingo area.

[wEstSidE]

im in ur salez rax...peepin ur vaj...

[cheep]

in the midst of bcbg racks straining to peek at my bajingo area.

just the image of that made my fly button atari grow

[Servo2000]

just the image of that made my fly button atari grow

Wait, wEstSiDE in the sales rax?

[wEstSidE]

Wait, wEstSiDE in the sales rax?

no my zebra camo keep 2 well hidden 4 him 2 c...

[goldengloves]

im in ur salez rax...peepin ur vaj...

Fuck, this thread is great. lol

[ironXcrayon]

[notesee]

I'm going to sale, with a camera in hand.

[wEstSidE]

u missed the desperate 1z...i'm pretty sure if u went wen omc did u coulda dun sum girlz gone wild shit if u had sum paper or lanvin...

[so-so]

My new life goal is a barneys sale, pull up a lawn chair and crack open a beer.

Of course, since they are all pennyless I have money and for girls desiring something they can't afford, I offer to pay the difference, only to have it returned with ... favors.

[onemancult]

1. i write. it makes me some money, some times.

2. yeah, i went right when this shit opened... women were insane, like,

i gotta buy this shit before my boss notices i'm not at my desk insane.

3. new life goal is become one of the security people at barneys warehouse

sale and just stand there and ogle all i want without a care.

[thomas_highstreet]

7la_7P7H8Wg

[mizanation]

if i tried to explain the beauty of so many women, all in various states of undress, all hurriedly tugging things on and moving in ways that make all the right things jiggle and jump, i'd only destroy the natural grace that exists when a perky C titty does not fit into an XS top.

overall recap, though...

topless - 5

bra - 17

panties - 7

naked ass - 1

(she was wearing the stringiest string thong in the universe, and i saw her

asshole when she bent over to pull her pants up, and it was soft ballet pink)

glad you're here, omc.

[mizanation]

i'm ascared of going to big sales now. don't want no mysterious man in the midst of bcbg racks straining to peek at my bajingo area.

that was a really hawt post. thanks.