the pickup artist

[fadingblue]

i was just watching that show right now on VH1 and goooooodddddddddddddddd its dumb. The supposed "players" look like the biggest douches ever and it annoys me.

I cant stop watching it though. Its way too funny and ridiculous enough that it makes for great entertainment.

people who have seen it, express your feelings abou this show, now!

[n0torious]

The teacher looks like a gay pirate. His ponytail and hair tossing crack me up.

[RockTheVote]

All 3 of them are retards! The ponytail w/ a fucking goggle on his head? WTF? Isn't that like a late 90' early 00''s hip-hop shit? Maybe he is a pilot..

Mexican-Indian looking dude who line his hair split in the middle w/ big belt buckle + D-bag leather jacket from Wilson's in the mall.. What a joke..

Blonde/bleach w/ dye black stripes on the side. he looks so old and whack..

the show is retarded.. i couldn't keep my eye out of it though

[wEstSidE]

sooo tacky ahhahahahahahah

cant wait 4 a dude to cum on wiv a stonewash/acid wash denim tux.

[jayrock]

Mystery comes off as a total douche, but his method does have some valid points. The M3 model and negs are very effective.

[sleazie ninja number 47]

fwiw, I enjoyed reading the Game. And the mysterymethod message board has way more entertaining stories than superconfessions or superjackoff or whatevs. But agreed, they look so gay, but isnt that the point? YOU TOO CAN PICK UP WOMENZ.

[billy dee williams]

its good if you just want a clubslut or a ho for a night or two, but if youre actually looking for long-term, look elsewhere

[homi29]

Met them the other day. Interesting people. Has anyone on here actually read The Mystery Method?

yeah, its an interesting read. Read it after the game, seems pretty crazy how time they've dedicated to systematically getting women..

that being said, the above poster mentioned about scoring in clubs as opposed to elsewhere. At the end of the day men confident in clubs generally are more confident to meet women at work or elsewhere. The two aren't as divergent as one would think

[reka5matik]

All 3 of them are retards! The ponytail w/ a fucking goggle on his head? WTF? Isn't that like a late 90' early 00''s hip-hop shit? Maybe he is a pilot..

Mexican-Indian looking dude who line his hair split in the middle w/ big belt buckle + D-bag leather jacket from Wilson's in the mall.. What a joke..

Blonde/bleach w/ dye black stripes on the side. he looks so old and whack..

the show is retarded.. i couldn't keep my eye out of it though

Thats the whole point, they're supposed to look "unique" or "gay" because it shows that they can get any female they want and they don't have to be very good looking. Its all about "Peacocking," wearing something or having a style that will make the ladies intrigued or interested. Weather it be wearing a dope pair of Dior 19cm denim or space goggles, it's all about having a style that will set you apart from the other douche's.

[Mr Waffles]

i usually just pop the collar of my bright shirt.

[headcoat]

I just sarged every person in this thread via PM with my advanced kino and neg techniques. Here's hoping I receive many IOI's through my successful NLP mastery.

[fortune]

so even though he got cut, spoon lives 4 houses from me. never spoken to him but i see him all the time. didn't realize he was that socially akward though all he does now is rides this red moped around at like 1 am...lol

[homi29]

LOL SPOON

he should be gettin that myspace pussy by now

[fadingblue]

. Its all about "Peacocking," wearing something or having a style that will make the ladies intrigued or interested. Weather it be wearing a dope pair of Dior 19cm denim or space goggles, it's all about having a style that will set you apart from the other douche's.

thats what my friend tells me, that apparently i get girls because my hair is "interesting" and i wear skinny jeans haha

[lllllllllllllll]

lol @ the blondie with blue in his hair

[fortune]

lol @ the blondie with blue in his hair

seriously, who's fucking idea was that? "lets put smurf blood in his hair. but not too much. just enough that it looks like he went thru his hair with 2 fingers after eating a few too many blue gobstoppers."

[CTfunk]

Some have already been caught using the same openers as the show...

[ouss]

haha hilarious

http://www.leveragedsellout.com/2007/09/the-banker-method/

[Guest Mayhem]

^"But then they came to a resolution and walked up to two girls and said something or another. They got shot down, returned to the bar, and, seemingly unphased, decided they’d keep “plowing” together and that soon, they’d fully grasp the “Mystery Method.” The guys then did 4 shots each, began touching each other’s hair and faces while practicing “kino escalation,” and I came to understand that the “Mystery Method” must be something created to facilitate homosexuality"

[lindt]

haha hilarious

http://www.leveragedsellout.com/2007/09/the-banker-method/

I think the comments are funnier than the article. LOL

[ouss]

After that, my Black Card does all the work.

Sometimes, the bartender ho who charges me is overwhelmed with embarassment that she just charged me and comps everything — even if it means paying for my tab with her tip money — after which she hands me an invoice that says “$0.00 — Comped — Our pleasure” with her number scribbled underneath in a wobbly, uncontrolled hand.

When the bartender ho still doesn’t get it (or when the bartender is a hipster male — some bar owners just don’t get it), the Black Card levitates out of the bill holder, swipes itself into the computer, bitch-slaps the bartender twice, applies a nominal tip (nominal is 25% for a king like me), and then goes right back into my T&A ticket pocket.

this is next level

[ouss]

actually there's other funny articles on the site

[wEstSidE]

ouss: that site is pretty good...y'all shud reed other articlez/

[Vitamian]

Anybody who calls themself Mystery should not only be jailed but routinely ridiculed.

They're all hideous, hideously dressed and pathetic.

[ouss]

my favorite one:

http://www.leveragedsellout.com/2004/11/mds/