And my girlfriend still doesn't know what i'm doing all the time online

[chronoaug]

Lord knows why she's still with me

If you google image search 1000 this image is the first that pops up

1000 posts and hundreds of dollars later. I am officially a loser.

Also, apparently there is a website called "1000 facials". Just letting you guys know.

[owl]

googled "one thousand" this pops up.

never give up chrono!!

[aziz]

HAHAHAHA thank god I dont have a gf....

But its the fucking summer. I'll be posting less when school starts

[notesee]

Dan Dare says 2,000+ is what's up.

[poly800rock]

Dan Dare says 2,000+ is what's up.

6000 is what's up. Diddy keeps erasing his posts. He was like 6 away a few days ago.

[notesee]

Shiit. Who will hit 20,000 first?

The race is on.

[Thorns]

My gf thinks i'm always watching porn... she'd probably more annoyed to learn I'm mostly posting here.

[MiniW]

haha one time i was lazily browsing sufu and left it on my screen and it happened to show an image of gay porn (thx sidney, i think it was he that posted it) and a few days later my gf casually asked if I ever thought about men. It was the fuckin most funniest/embrassing shit ever

[Francis Begbie]

Eh, I'd say getting caught looking at gay porn is less embarrasing then getting caught browsing this site.

[keagan]

definitely.

[airportlobbytx]

I don't see much of a difference, actually, except that the former is more forthright and honest.

You say "potayto;" I say "potahto."

[Servo2000]

I was recently informed that most everyone I know thinks I'm gay. I don't think I'm even going to bother correcting them.

on a side note, congratulations on whatever it is you've accomplished here, chrono

[keagan]

correct them. That shit will haunt you for the rest of your life, i've seen it happen.

[Guest DUM]

Just call them over to your house to hang out, tell them you're doing something at the moment and to come right in. Meanwhile, you're getting head (maybe from a hooker if you cant get a chick to suck you in such short notice).Make sure she's completely naked, no doubts. They open the door and you go "OOPS SORRY GUYS IM HAVING HETEROSEX! I'll be out in a minute."

edit: maybe it's better to just call them fags for looking at your penis.

[Servo2000]

Just call them over to your house to hang out, tell them you're doing something at the moment and to come right in. Meanwhile, you're getting head (maybe from a hooker if you cant get a chick to suck you in such short notice).Make sure she's completely naked, no doubts. They open the door and you go "OOPS SORRY GUYS IM HAVING HETEROSEX! I'll be out in a minute."

edit: maybe it's better to just call them fags for looking at your penis.

This basically happened to me a few days ago. Hopefully the word makes its way back to San Diego. Although, again, I certainly wouldn't mind doing it again if the situation calls for it.

Definitely going to go with the fag-bashing card. I like the way you think, Dum.

[Servo2000]

OH SHlT BETTER IDEA

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[chronoaug]

I don't think you could ever go wrong following adrew wk's advice.

[MiniW]

why did Party Hard suck so bad the first 15 times I saw the video on MTV and suddenly became the best thing ever when I saw it for the 16th time after coming home from a night of heavy drinking?

only serious replies please

[chronoaug]

One of the mysteries of life. Any time my friend pulls up in his car next to me at a light or when i'm standing outside, he always asks from his car if i know what time it is, then he starts blasting "it's time to party" before i can respond.

[watchman]

the same reason my friends never liked trance until they heard it while rolling.