What Are You Talking About On Aim Today?

[broneck]

clopek - sufu is not working for me

leonard leroy - me neither

leonard leroy - we have each other though

leonard leroy - for just this moment

leonard leroy - while the lights are out

leonard leroy - no wait it works again

[evisu 2000]

lazer bastard funny how back in the day you could tell another man you'd eat his ass up and you didn't even need to say nohomo

2000. wtf is that about?

[DüM]

Clopek: wtf you shitty afro having ass mafucka

DUM: IN MY PANTS

Clopek: o gross

DUM: that is gross right

DUM: I TRIM

DUM: NO JOKE

Clopek: i dont

Clopek: at all

Clopek: dolly can deal with that shit in her teeth

DUM: hahahaha

[m_2]

jessicatypes: sort of..

its shorter at the top and it gets longer towards the bottom

which is how my hair always was

i just got more of it

me: ohh, you got a weave

jessicatypes: noo

i made it shorter

at the top

me: business in the front , party in the back? !!!

jess you gots a mullet?!

jessicatypes: and shorter everywhere

noo!!

lol

i just needed to loose some hair lol

like thinning your hair a bit?

jessicatypes: thats how i describe it

me: you describe getting a haircut as thinning your hair?

me: nig, i call that balding!

jessicatypes: oh forget it!

[evisu 2000]

bloooooood

JESUS MURPHY LOL

bloooooood LOL

\:

[Sayword]

I just had the most random, uninteresting convo with keagan.

AIM sucks.

[Lab]

lab: sup leroy

leonard leroy: (fb message: leonard has signed out. message not received.)

x521235351 times.

[Sayword]

I messaged him too

[fadingblue]

frute: yo grow your hair

me: its kinda long right now

me: but i dont think i want to again

frute: y so cute

me: i had it long for a while

frute: oh ok

me: i may do it later idk

frute: are you gonna go to art school?

and then he signed off, i still dont know if there was a correlation between long hair and art school

[Lab]

redacted.

10char

[fadingblue]

i replaced his name with a synonym

[Leonard Leroy]

jesus even when i don't talk i get put in this thread.

[Lab]

like wtf u just ditch me.

i never done dat to u

[Leonard Leroy]

what's your screen name. I don't think i haven't answered an IM .... I don't think so... at least

[mrip]

*context, me and azn8oi are talking about a gold diggin azn girls, i brought up this girl i knew in hs who is gonna marry a nasty white guy. nigga is loaded and they went on vacation together to many far places*

mrip (1:32:59 AM): she is average

mrip (1:33:02 AM): she can do so much better

mrip (1:33:04 AM): than this nigga

azn8oi (1:33:17 AM): lol

azn8oi (1:33:19 AM): well

azn8oi (1:33:24 AM): at least she can say that she went to aruba..

azn8oi (1:33:34 AM): oh and she got that PINK dick

mrip (1:33:46 AM): LOL

mrip (1:33:47 AM): HAHA

azn8oi (1:33:50 AM): hiiiiiiiiiiii, my name is fujiko

azn8oi (1:33:52 AM): i FROM JAPAN

azn8oi (1:33:54 AM): *OOOOOOOOH*

azn8oi (1:34:00 AM): kinda an inside joke between me and winq

azn8oi (1:34:03 AM): for the last 6 years

azn8oi (1:34:15 AM): you know fujiko the ugly ass stank jap porn star right?

azn8oi (1:34:17 AM): in american porns

mrip (1:34:19 AM): YUP

mrip (1:34:21 AM): I WAS THINKING THAT

mrip (1:34:24 AM): WHEN YOU SAID THAT

mrip (1:34:24 AM): LOL

mrip (1:34:27 AM): SO I GOT THE JOKE

azn8oi (1:34:32 AM): no

azn8oi (1:34:34 AM): literally

azn8oi (1:34:36 AM): there's a porn

azn8oi (1:34:37 AM): that OPENS

azn8oi (1:34:39 AM): with her saying

azn8oi (1:34:40 AM): hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

mrip (1:34:42 AM): I THINK IVE SEEN IT

azn8oi (1:34:44 AM): my name's FUJIKO

azn8oi (1:34:45 AM): i FROM JAPAN

mrip (1:34:52 AM): I SWEAR I THINK IVE SEEN IT

azn8oi (1:34:52 AM): and then the white guy rubs her tit or something

azn8oi (1:34:54 AM): and she goes

azn8oi (1:34:56 AM): *OOOOOOOOH

azn8oi (1:34:59 AM): hahahhahahaa

mrip (1:35:02 AM): IM CRACKING UP

azn8oi (1:35:23 AM): ARE THESE TITS REAL?

azn8oi (1:35:25 AM): YEP

azn8oi (1:35:28 AM): DO THEY COME THIS BIG IN JAPAN?

azn8oi (1:35:31 AM): ONLY IN THE SOUTH JAPAN

mrip (1:35:34 AM): IM DYING

azn8oi (1:35:51 AM): yeah

azn8oi (1:35:52 AM): basically

azn8oi (1:36:04 AM): in that same porn

azn8oi (1:36:05 AM): she says

azn8oi (1:36:10 AM): "I LIKE THE PINK DICK"

mrip (1:36:36 AM): lawl i dont remember that

[geekbonchic]

Girl's right top incisor is busted.

[Lab]

Lab (12:33:33 AM): i want bw to do a line on dinasours

Lab (12:33:40 AM): i am in a dinasour fuckin mood right now

Lab (12:33:48 AM): i want trex arms and shit but in mango colors

msfasil (12:34:46 AM): they did do a line on dinosaurs

msfasil (12:34:50 AM): there was a dinosaur hoodie

msfasil (12:34:52 AM): it was a big deal

Lab (12:35:09 AM): ...

Lab (12:35:11 AM): what

[e0d9n0b5]

there is the dinosaur liederhosen tee for sale in the supermarket too, actually

[Lab]

that tee kinda sucks tho

[evisu 2000]

lazer bastard fuck a can opener!!

lazer bastard everything should be pop top

lazer bastard motherfuckers

******* if you were kunk you could just punch it

******* or stare at it

******* til it peels itself backward

[Charlie Delta]

...

ordo: canada just won a gold medal!

beat some swedish bastard in showjumping

me: oh wow

I mean WOW!!! Showjumping eh?

ordo: ya ya - no sarcasms

me: no? not allowed?

ordo: nope u know me - i am against such things

me: oh ok WOW! Showjumping!

My Favorite!

ordo: GOLD MEDAL!!!!!

and thats enough from u it is the first time ever for canada to get such a medal

me: the first time huh? And for Showjumping even! WOWOW!!!

ordo: ya ya

Sent at 5:56 PM on Thursday

me: I don't even know what showjumping is, does it involve water? a matt, a pole?

WHAT?!?

ordo: a horse

bastard

me: ah ok well could've been gymnastics or jumping into a pool aswell no?

So, what did you do to earn this gold medal?

ordo: jump over things on a horse i think

the guy looks so happy

Sent at 6:00 PM on Thursday

ordo: canada has the same amount of medals as the netherlands now

me: 1?

ordo: 15!

me: good for us

I'm proud!

ordo: and two of yours were in equestrian events as well so don't be so high and mighty

me: my sister has a horse

ordo: SEE?!?!

all of u guys even have your own horses! we don't have horses! u guys have a huge advantage

me: so you just rent them for the olympics or what?

ordo: ya

Sent at 6:04 PM on Thursday

....

[whitney]

Arex says: (9:34:40 PM)

can you just gimme a price!

Arex says: (9:34:43 PM)

shipped

Arex says: (9:34:48 PM)

w/e it is, i'll take it

Arex says: (9:34:50 PM)

lol

whitney says: (9:35:02 PM)

*roll eyes*

whitney says: (9:35:04 PM)

0

Arex says: (9:35:19 PM)

why you so nice to me!? makes me feel so lousy!!!

whitney says: (9:36:02 PM)

>=(

whitney says: (9:36:09 PM)

i do things because i want to

whitney says: (9:36:20 PM)

i have no expectations

whitney says: (9:36:21 PM)

except

whitney says: (9:36:29 PM)

for people* not to expect anything of me

Arex says: (9:36:34 PM)

LOL

whitney says: (9:36:35 PM)

i do what i want

whitney says: (9:36:38 PM)

and if i son't

whitney says: (9:36:40 PM)

don't

whitney says: (9:36:41 PM)

i don't

whitney says: (9:36:45 PM)

so dn't worry

Arex says: (9:36:55 PM)

aiyahhhhhhhh

Arex says: (9:37:04 PM)

ok la leng loi

whitney says: (9:37:09 PM)

HAH

whitney says: (9:37:18 PM)

don't flatter me ;p

Arex says: (9:37:25 PM)

hahahaha

whitney says: (9:37:25 PM)

gimme an address

Arex says: (9:37:28 PM)

too bad its done

whitney says: (9:37:30 PM)

and u can visit me

whitney says: (9:37:33 PM)

also

whitney says: (9:37:36 PM)

treat me to eat

whitney says: (9:37:41 PM)

something that isn't sugary

whitney says: (9:37:45 PM)

but hits the spot

Arex says: (9:37:51 PM)

...............

Arex says: (9:37:59 PM)

yeah of course, you need to bring me there tho

Arex says: (9:38:02 PM)

i'll pay for din din

whitney says: (9:38:07 PM)

hah

Arex says: (9:38:11 PM)

btw, chinese food in buffalo SUCKS ASS

whitney says: (9:38:15 PM)

yah

whitney says: (9:38:16 PM)

Arex says: (9:38:18 PM)

ITS NOT REAL CHINESE FOOD

whitney says: (9:38:21 PM)

but i cna't send u hot food

whitney says: (9:38:24 PM)

-___________-

Arex says: (9:38:25 PM)

WHO THE FUCK IS GENERAL TSO!?

Arex says: (9:38:36 PM)

SINGAPORE CHICKEN DOES NOT EXIST IN SINGAPORE

whitney says: (9:38:52 PM)

HAH

whitney says: (9:38:58 PM)

SINFGAPORE HAS NO CHICKEN

whitney says: (9:38:58 PM)

lah

Arex says: (9:39:00 PM)

WHAT IS MOO SHU!?

whitney says: (9:39:01 PM)

my goodness

whitney says: (9:39:07 PM)

i needddddddd to see you in person

Arex says: (9:39:07 PM)

it drives me mad

whitney says: (9:39:11 PM)

mooshu

Arex says: (9:39:12 PM)

yeah i know

whitney says: (9:39:13 PM)

jsdljsldjsdljds

whitney says: (9:39:15 PM)

LMAO

whitney says: (9:39:20 PM)

that was corny of me

Arex says: (9:39:22 PM)

you can see mai webcams

whitney says: (9:39:25 PM)

i really don't LMAO in real life

whitney says: (9:39:27 PM)

i just

whitney says: (9:39:29 PM)

chuckle

whitney says: (9:39:30 PM)

or smile

whitney says: (9:39:31 PM)

heh

whitney says: (9:39:32 PM)

wait

Arex says: (9:39:35 PM)

haha, most people dont

whitney says: (9:39:36 PM)

whut web cam

whitney says: (9:39:38 PM)

yah

[Lab]

mrip: do people at your school think you are wild jungle gym homo

Lab: yes

Lab: ...or they think im a terrorist

[landho]

zr0e:

me: I would rock that

zr0e: orly

me: Maybe too EFFETE 4 U THO

zr0e: yeah i had that

ponderance

is there such a thing as a ponderance

me: Yeshhh

U need something moar like this

zr0e: o yea

i remember these

me: REAL SCARVES

FOR REAL MEN

HOLLA

zr0e: haha

overpriced

me: a fraction of the price of the scarves you were rooking at

I mean looking at

zr0e: the one i just showed you

is dbl that

(price)

and not cotton

me: YES A FRACTION

zr0e: u understand!

me: THESE ARE WOOL DOG

zr0e: wool

jeeez

so scratchyyyyy

me: I NEVER HEARD OF A COTTON SCARF

A real man

has leather for skin

so Armor Class 8

zr0e: haha

what's the thing called

me: DO U UNDERSTAND

zr0e: armor class

chance to hit 0

me: WOOL CANNOT PENETRATE AC8 FOOL!

zr0e: or something

me: THAC0

zr0e: THACO

YES

THACO METAL

me: NO A 0

zr0e: YES

me: THAC-0-

zr0e: THAC0

me: YES

zr0e: brb chatting about thaco

me: THAT'S RIGHT

NO

CHAT ABOUT thac0

zr0e: ITS LIKE A TACO

WITH AN EX TRA LETTER

me: YES

OK

zr0e: isnt 8 kinda shitty

nevermind

me: ?????

zr0e: i mean

for armor class

me: In 2e rulez

you start with 10

as a normal

non-agile human being

Yeah, leather armor is kind shitty

esp when compared with

chain mail

plate mail

magic armor

dragon skin

etc.

zr0e: how do i get ac0

me: but for the purposes of defending vs. wool scarves

ac8 is fine

for you

zr0e: i need dragon skin?

for ac0?

me: ac0 will probably require plate mail +2 and a shield.

[azn8oi]

azn8oi: did you steal weed from winq

azn8oi: lol

mrip: he gave it to me

mrip: he was like

mrip: you want this kunk75 sized piece of weed

mrip: and i was like sure

mrip: stashed dat in my pocket

azn8oi: lol

[Lab]

winq (2:37:25 AM): would it be less hurt

winq (2:37:29 AM): if i sold you my navy

winq (2:37:31 AM): and i bought the black

Lab (2:37:33 AM): no

winq (2:37:57 AM): cause i am in hurt sometime

Lab (2:37:57 AM): then i would b even sadder

Lab (2:38:05 AM): i want black

winq (2:38:06 AM): without blak bless coat

Lab (2:38:07 AM):

winq (2:38:12 AM): I WANT BLACK SO BAD TOO MANG

winq (2:38:14 AM): ARHG

winq (2:38:19 AM): THIS WHOLE FUCKIN TIME ALL I WNATED WUZ BLAK

winq (2:38:22 AM): AND EVEYRTIME THEY SHIP ME BLUE

Lab (2:38:24 AM): i live in like fuqqin like place where like fuqqin no one live

winq (2:38:24 AM): MOTHERUFCKER

winq (2:38:27 AM): THIS MAK ME HELL BLUE

Lab (2:38:28 AM): and like like only time i am happy

Lab (2:38:33 AM): is when like i kopp something

Lab (2:38:37 AM): and for 5 seconds i like my life

Lab (2:38:43 AM): and then i realize i have to study for 6 hours

Lab (2:39:39 AM): for a class i dont want to take a major i didnt even choose to go to school for another 8 more painstaking miserable 25 credit hour semesters to become something i dont even want to be

Lab (2:39:51 AM): buying black bless coat would give me 5 seconds of happiness

winq (2:39:55 AM): lol

[landho]

me: There is some dude who lives in NY

who wrote us and was like

"Hey, was working on a ***** documentary myself! Maybe we could share tech"

haven't responded to him yet

zr0e: i dont think u wanna

share tech

in such a maanner

ship me some of the footage so i can see

me: Oh, obv we're not sharing anything

not even narrative

not even ideas

ARE YOU CAHOOTS WITH HIM

zr0e: yeah

me: A SPY

zr0e: dude

are u reading

me: TRYING TO GET OUR FOOTAGE

zr0e: r u pulling a flores on me

im saying dont share

u crazy loon

me: yes

v clever

but having us ship you footage

SO YOU DO THE BIG HANDOFF

STABBING ME IN TH EBACK!

zr0e: ah

i told u

i'd sign whatever docs

if u need me to

personal consumption only!

me: (===)__> |

zr0e: i dunno what that is

some sort of

me: THAT IS SOME ASCII FACSIMILE

zr0e: schoolbus

me: OF ME BEING STABBED IN THE BACK

zr0e: without wheels

me: the thing on the left is some sort of knife

zr0e: oh

me: and the line on the right is my back

zr0e: well

yes

i knew that

me: Oh, OK

[geekbonchic]

In reference to...

me: You need to stop posting these pictures in threads other than the bestiality thread.

me: It is ruining my EYEBALLS.

lol its kerni: you dont know that the dog is fucking her

lol its kerni: he is just chillin

[landho]

marmalarma: db says he needs some socks and underwear and he will ship you paypal money if you can buy them for him

me: OK what kind of underwear?

marmalarma: boxers i would imagine

thats what hes been wearing lately

me: nod

I mean brands?

marmalarma: no clue he just walked away

me: Treats me just like he treats you

except I'm not on salary

Can't believe you're DB's errand boy now.

Being an errand boy itself is humiliating enough

but being DB's errand boy, a dude who pees in a jug!

That's too much.

marmalarma: yeah its sick

he tried to get me to empty his jug

and i told him i had to draw the line somewhere

me: Would probably rephrase the job title if I were you

Ha!

You're like Igor

rebelling against his master

marmalarma: yahahahaha

me: yahahaha!

can't believe he really pees into a jug

so ridic

marmalarma: yeah its sick

me: even my other friends who play 12 tables at once

marmalarma: hes like an animal

me: and play like giganto stakes

don't do that

yeah

that much was made clear when he cut off the strap of his pants that fell into the jug of pee

did you like how I called him immediately after I got off the phone with you

just to rub it in?

marmalarma: ya obv

it was insane

me: lol!

marmalarma: i even offered to play for him but he is too scared that ill lose like 20$ while hes peeing that he refuses

and still slams the jug

me: LOLOL

Like he thinks you're an incompetent boob

I love it

I told him that there wasn't a court in the land that wouldn't declare him filthy

marmalarma: lol

so true

me: that the jury had already handed out the sentence of maximum filth

and he started getting crazy defensive lol! so I shanghaied it out of there

marmalarma: he slept naked last night cause he didnt have clean boxers

me: LOL

You tell me whether that is the action of a clean man.

marmalarma: like doesnt even ask me to do laundry

me: I will tell you this

marmalarma: since thats my job

me: Animals sleep naked, too.

marmalarma: instead just sleeps naked

me: Lol!

JKSBDSBD'

[landho]

marmalarma: so

i walk downstairs

and there is a jug sitting on the counter with a post-it note on it

reading "db's new pot to pee in"

me: wait

WHAT

IS IT IN HIS MOM'S HANDWRITING?

marmalarma: hes such an animal his parents dont even treat him like a man!!!!

yah

me: SHDBAD;LMNABAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

marmalarma: theyve just come to accept that their son is a savage

who cant control his bodily functions

me: I mentioned to EA how it's kind of funny if you step back and are at a distance....

it's funny to think of you staying for an extended period with DB

who is almost 30

and lives with his parents

marmalarma: yeah lol

me: I mean, that's not really the truth

but if you just look at the facts, haha

marmalarma: yeah

when he told me to come down and stay with him

i was like uhhhh im gonna feel pretty weird being ur gopher while living with ur parents

he just disregarded it

and i do indeed feel weird

me: hahaha!

JKGBADJKBAD

I related the story about DB

to my assistant manager

"Your friend DB is a constant source of amusement."

haha!

marmalarma: lol!

cant wait to tell db his tales are spreading

hes gonna have a fit

me: Yes

just like he did

when TM posted the pic of DB's "fake erection"

marmalarma: like the other day

i said lans story of u wearing the same boxers for 4 days must be true

cause i witnessed him wear the same ones for 3 days

since ive been here

and he tried to call me a liar

me: haha!

marmalarma: until i cited every example when i saw him in his boxers

me: SLKGBN

marmalarma: and he just goes "oh yeah....i guess....but thats only cause i wore them to bed....i didnt wear them during the day"

me: God, you should be the one making a video diary

"Life with DB"

marmalarma: lol so true

me: Maybe we can get a segment in there next time I see you

Would be so good

marmalarma: yea for sure

me: btw

NICE EXCUSE DB

ONLY WEAR THEM TO BED

marmalarma: yeah lol

me: Sounds believable!

marmalarma: as if that makes it better

me: HAHA

marmalarma: the fact that youd rather free ball it then do laundry

me: Like someone would ever just slip off his boxers in the morning and run commando during the day

only to put them back on at night

marmalarma: yea makes literal no sense

me: I feel like we're part of Law & Order

marmalarma: haha

were just a couple of gumshoes uncovering the FILTH in our world today

me: haha!

God, so sick.

I also love the fact that DB just disregarded your staying with his parents

and your concerns about that haha

marmalarma: yeah obv