Team DMZ

[Analog]

As a lowly minion you must refer to me as oh-bah.

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[madeinkorea23]

Japanese peeps have such cooler names. Kim, Park and Lee are just so boring.

i think park is the coolest last name on earth.

[dizzhizz]

Before I call you opah, I must learn to cut fruit in a single peel.

[dizzhizz]

i think park is the coolest last name on earth.

Park is as bland as your house mixing skills. Sorry for the rant but I must call Analog opah for being a lowly minion.

[sleazie ninja number 47]

ana I'm a gentleman of leisure.

dizz You've officially been promoted. Didnt I tell you that you would move up the ranks quickly? You are now the official Anma Liaison. You must continue to call analog oppah.

the n00b whatever the fawk his name is shall remain minion #2, as whoever will become minion #1 has big shoes to fill. (this could be you one day MiK, but your spinning is quite shit, and you better pour my soju "doo-sohn kkah-joo-goh")

[Analog]

madeinkorea23 : how did you manage to bypass Minion status?

sleazie : independently wealthy from you kiosks no doubt.

dizz : you still have to call me oh-bah. haha just kidding. good job we're proud of you. choo-kah!!

[Tarmac]

analog I agree. We need a yuhjah to give our organization some cred in the heterosexual community. We will brainstorm, I am not opposed to a caucasian.

Tarmac is indeed a peep, but then again he could be lying, as I thought he was french, but he's not.

I'm korean but not as Tustin/Rancho Palos Cordoba Heights Acura TL korean as some of you dior homo fuccers. Dunkin Deeznuts might vouch for me if he's not busy kicking ass at the dojo. hmm lets see what I can offer as proof. How bout my dad is 7-dan rated in GO (he has the certificate with the seal of baduk-god), I just mailed him a couple of back issues of "바둑" magazine from the local K-bookstore.

But feel free to interrogate me. I promise not to look it up on Naver.

[Guest jmatsu]

all of you should know that i am partly responsible for team dmz. i suggested to sleazie that he produce this sort of thread.

[Analog]

Tarmac : You had me at Badook.

However, you're another one that bypassed Minion duties.

In the future there will be no more free lunches!!

all of you should know that i am partly responsible for team dmz. i suggested to sleazie that he produce this sort of thread.

It's too bad you're otherwise affiliated. You would have been heavily recruited.

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[sleazie ninja number 47]

madeinkorea23 : how did you manage to bypass Minion status?

minK has not bypassed shit. Minion is actually quite an important rank. According to wikipedia, minions often come from royalty. minK is something akin to a young Michael Imperioli's character "Spider" in Goodfellas -- you know, the one Joe Pesci shoots in the foot. Then shoots in the chest.

jmat thanks for the thread tip. you are a true visionary. how'd the quick sale work out? i tried to make a sales pitch for you to that one dud last time.

analog the reasons why tarmac bypassed the pecking order are two fold: First, I thought he was french, and french-koreans are cool. Second, he has a pretty OG born on date, so I didnt want to lump him in with the "chol-byung-dulls" -- wait, is that a word?

[Analog]

Executive Branch

ddohnggo : Dear Leader

sleazie ninja number 47 : Propagandist, Kiosk Overlord

Analog : Counter Intelligence

Jeol-byung-dul

Liberation1945 : Ginseng Smuggler (Taekwondo Master?)

Tarmac : Kimchi Evangelist, French Tickler

dizzhizz : Anma Liaison

madeinkorea23 : House DJ, Soju Pourer

dennisk : Minion #2

Foreign Officials

jmatsu : Axis Powers Ambassador, Executive Hater

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We should update the first post with the current roster.

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[dizzhizz]

Thanks for the promotion. Should anyone come to Korea, I will bless with you the best fried chicken and rub-n-tug joint on the southside of the Hankang River.

[sleazie ninja number 47]

Looks good. I don't know what Taekwando Master is smoking, but that was never authorized. I will make appropriate changes to first post.

Carl wanted to be a US ambassador, but that m-fucker neg repped me for liking family guy. ANywayZ, tHiS aInT tHe MoDeL UN. But if he gets me these shorts I want, I might have to give him an honorary ambassadorship...

[Guest Airjamie]

Shouldnt this be team MSG?

[sleazie ninja number 47]

aint nothing like a bit of msg in mah bonez soup, ya herd.

[Analog]

Team MSG has already been registered and copyrighted by the Chinese contingent.

Where's dennisk ?? No gratititude. buh-lut-um-nun shibal-sekki.

If he doesn't report in by 0900 we should demote him to Minion #3. And ddohng-chung-soh duty.

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[Guest jmatsu]

diplomatic relations...

i'd like to see some hardcore korean porn. will trade hardcore japanese porn (probably alittle easier to come by...) in return.

i figure that there won't be much a difference except maybe the sounds and body language...

[sleazie ninja number 47]

Team MSG has already been registered and copyrighted by the Chinese contingent.

Where's dennisk ?? No gratititude. If he doesn't report in by 0900 we should demote him to Minion #3.

That, and we're gonna put him on "Gee hee-byuh-nun" duty.

[sleazie ninja number 47]

diplomatic relations...

i'd like to see some hardcore korean porn. will trade hardcore japanese porn (probably alittle easier to come by...) in return.

i figure that there won't be much a difference except maybe the sounds and body language...

I can't stand the pained squeeling noise azn chicks make when they are getting dookied in porns. Ironically, I don't mind it at all in person.

[dizzhizz]

diplomatic relations...

i'd like to see some hardcore korean porn. will trade hardcore japanese porn (probably alittle easier to come by...) in return.

i figure that there won't be much a difference except maybe the sounds and body language...

Japanese girls squeal. Korean girls moan. Just keeping it real.

[madeinkorea23]

dizzhizz, i will be going to korea in 2 weeks.

and to sleazie and analog, i am sorry for my slackingness in djing and pouring soju.

heres some 참이슬 poured with 두손 for both Analog and Sleazie...

enjoy...

[Analog]

Gumbeh !

[dizzhizz]

MIK - Make sure you keep the glasses full and bring out some pretty 동생s if we ever meet - this will ensure a happy leader and a happy ending. And no, there will not be a sufu seoul shoot out for the WAYWT thread.

[madeinkorea23]

yes i will make sure the glasses are always full and i will bring out a couple friends who are in the music industry in korea right now. they are rooming together in apkujung and i will do my best to bring those two beezies out.

[sleazie ninja number 47]

Analog Sig is nxt revel. nuh-moo-nah muh-shitah!

minK Please make sure to bring some ddongsaengs out for me too, although I may just be there in spirit. If and when I return to Korea, I suppose I'll be the n00b cuz I speak sah-toori cuz my parents are from the boonies.

[madeinkorea23]

of course i'll bring dongsengs for you sleazie. and no hate for the sahtoori. it gives you a certain uniqueness haha

[sleazie ninja number 47]

of course i'll bring dongsengs for you sleazie. and no hate for the sahtoori. it gives you a certain uniqueness haha

Uniqueness -- as in the one time i went to a booking club and tried to chat up the "guh-leh nyun duls" they would laugh at my dialect(?) as if I were a bit off (i.e., retarded). But then I showed them my Johnnie Walker drinking prowess, and then it was game over (for them).

[madeinkorea23]

i feel awkward at booking clubs. and when i went i was still only 16 years old and everyone seemed so much older. now im 17 and im ready to go tear that shit up.

[sleazie ninja number 47]

Yeah, it is what it is. A lot of drinking, posturing, dancing in the korean circle (which you will never see me do), smoking lots of cigs, eating pre-cut fruit, lying through your teeth, groping under the table, empty promises, etc. All in all, a positive experience.

[Tarmac]

You guys ever go to the entrance/exit gate of Seoul womens university? I like to sit in a cafe at around 5pm and watch 10,000 korean chicks pour by. I'm seriously talking 10000 chicks and 0 guys. at 6 I start drinking