chuck norris has a line of denim?

[dctim211]

anyone own a pair?

[CommieRabbit]

I have to admit, the hidden gusset thing sounds like a pretty clever idea. I wonder if such a feature is unsightely when standing normally (despite claiming to be hidden)? If not, I think it would be cool to see a current jean with it.

EDIT; a quick google search:

http://www.gussetjeans.com/whatguss.htm

[tigerx]

yeah i've seen that a LONG time ago, it seem to fit him well tho.

[Guest El Salvador]

Those jeans must be fading beatifully, especially if Chuck Norris wears them. But that counts for every pair of jeans that he wears

Wonder why there's no denim Chuck Norris fact yet;)

[hollaforadolla]

ande whall should do a collabo and print his face on the back pocket

[indigo_junkie]

That'll come in handy when I need to kick someone in the face. It's not something I normally do because I'm worried about tearing the crotch on my jeans.

[scoon0224]

'oooh boy you lucky I ain't wearing my crotch gusset jeans... cuz you'd be in for an asswhoopin'

Yeah I'D be terrified

[cabl3]

Chuck Norris does roundhouse kicks so fast, he cant wear normal jeans or they'll engulf in flames.

Chuck Norris can break in any 21 oz. dry jean in 1 roundhouse kick.

or something....someone polish them for me...lol

[stuntastic]

I remember looking through magazines that had those ads.

I wanted those jeans so badly, but then I realized those mags were sooo old...

DAMN YOU CHUCK NORRIS! DAMN YOU!

SELVEDGE?!

[Angry Inch]

I actually bought those. It must have been around 1980 or so. The denim was really thin and the crotch thing looked very weird.

I have no idea what happened to them.

[moykky]

Those jeans must be fading beatifully, especially if Chuck Norris wears them. But that counts for every pair of jeans that he wears

Wonder why there's no denim Chuck Norris fact yet;)

Yeah and they fade fast because Chuck Norris never sleeps he's always on alert....

[indigo_junkie]

Well, you know, anything that Chuck Norris lends his name to HAS to be a quality product. :D

[theLorax]

someone should cal lthe 800 number and see who it belongs to now, and see if they have had people call them asking for the chuck norris jeans.

[indigo_junkie]

The way the US does its phone number recycling it's most likely an adult chat line or a psychic hotline.

[indigo_junkie]

Yeah and they fade fast because Chuck Norris never sleeps he's always on alert....

They fade fast because Chuck Norris has extremely hairy legs.

They fade fast because Chuck Norris gets blood on them a lot, and the iron in blood degrades indigo faster.

They fade fast because Chuck Norris sweats Eau de Toilette. That's how he smells so... interesting. (shit, I've got nothing... damn it!_)

[theLorax]

chuck norris smells like old spice or brut.

[scully_100]

Yeah and they fade fast because Chuck Norris never sleeps he's always on alert....

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep... he waits

[indigo_junkie]

Chuck Norris has only two speeds. Walk and Kill

Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills people.

The no.1 killer in America is not heart disease. It's Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris points his finger at you, that's exacly how many seconds you have left to live.

What has this got to do with denim? Absolutely nothing.

[Guest El Salvador]

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep... he waits

Even if he does sleep, still his jeans are fading because he never stops breathing.

[twistedtrees]

Chuck Norris doesn't wear jeans...he allows them to touch his existense.

[stuntastic]

Even if he does sleep, still his jeans are fading because he never stops breathing.

No shit...........

[Guest El Salvador]

I just love Delta Force:D

[airportlobbytx]

When I was a kid, the local ska band had a song about Chuck Norris Action Pants.

Band's name is Gal's Panic. Ska sucks.

[jhey]

Someone please find a picture of broken in action jeans!

KIAP

Killed In Action Pants

I found this on flickr

the only way to get a pair of chuck norris action jeans is to take them from him. nobody has ever been seen wearing chuck norris action jeans. except chuck norris.

[mizanation]

Chuck Norris does roundhouse kicks so fast, he cant wear normal jeans or they'll engulf in flames.

Chuck Norris can break in any 21 oz. dry jean in 1 roundhouse kick.

or something....someone polish them for me...lol

^^^ brilliant!!!

[twistedtrees]

Chuck Norris action jeans do not fade, the indigo runs screaming from the denim for fear of death from Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris Action Jeans are not made of selvege denim on vintage looms, Chuck Norris commands the cotton to weave itself.

these suck, writing Chuck Norris lines is harder than it looks.

[indigo_junkie]

writing Chuck Norris lines is harder than it looks.

Tell me about it.

Hidehiko Yamane's inspiration for the gulls was due to Chuck Norris. Because that's all he could see in front of him when he got roundhouse kicked to the head (after which, he was in a coma for the last 27 years. Which is why the Evisu brand is diluted by their "EU line.") But don't worry, he'll be back to bring Evisu back to the pinnacle of denimation. Because anyone who gets kicked by Chuck Norris and lives must be some kind of superman.

The "original" president of Samurai wanted to name their brand Chuck Norris, but Chuck Norris didn't think 21oz denim was tough enough. So he did a roundhouse kick to the poor fellow's head. You did notice, I said, "original president."

Chuck Norris's wears jeans, because blood doesn't come off pressed cotton very easily.

The reason why they haven't released a new pair of Chuck Norris jeans in ages is that no one has perfected a way of weaving Kevlar into denim.

When they asked Chuck Norris if he had a zipper or button fly, he didn't know. Because every time he needed to take off his pants, there'd be a hot woman nearby to do it for him.

No one's been close enough to see the wear on Chuck Norris's jeans, because if you get into roundhouse kicking range, you're a dead man.

Notice the inconsistent wear on Chuck Norris's jeans? How the shin of his right leg is more worn than the left? That's what happens when denim meets skull.

And... I'm tapped out again. lol.

[cabl3]

lol

Chuck Norris faded a pair of unwashed samurai's by yelling at them.

[Cameland]

Lol

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