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when dogs still ruled the world, they held a convention to vote new laws. the head dog said: "i suggest that due to poor hygiene here, our assholes we leave at the door." the dogs agreed and de-assholed. but just then, a tornado blew in and mixed all the assholes up. not one dog recognized his own. ever since, they smell each other's asses. and it'll go on till the end of time.

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when dogs still ruled the world, they held a convention to vote new laws. the head dog said: "i suggest that due to poor hygiene here, our assholes we leave at the door." the dogs agreed and de-assholed. but just then, a tornado blew in and mixed all the assholes up. not one dog recognized his own. ever since, they smell each other's asses. and it'll go on till the end of time.

What happens if the dogs finds his?

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Did you just come up with that? Genious!

It reads like it's from a book....

It is from a french film I think. It really reminds me of something. But it's genious anyway !

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diamonds, let's try it together.

But in Africa they apparently just scoop up the premixed sewage. Isn't there other stuff in the sewage too? What's the proper feces/urine mix for best high?

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But in Africa they apparently just scoop up the premixed sewage. Isn't there other stuff in the sewage too? What's the proper feces/urine mix for best high?

everyone loves their own brand, right? no problem.

maybe a hit of weed before hitting the shit-ballon would help to kill the stink...

i'd get high off the shit/golden shower-fumes of soepom,jj, suba, etc.

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4 girls, 1 ballooon

which female sufu member's feces/urine do you reckon would give the best high??

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^^^Straight up Kali steez. Wonder if that child, if born in a hindu setting would be seen as a Kali avatar..

I have that pic on my wall. Kali is my favourite deity.

she was born in a hindu setting, namely, india, mr. bobo. yeah, the villagers thought she was a deity. the parents named her after a four-armed hindu god.

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:) good for her. I ofcourse were to lazy to read the whole story. But instead of seeing her as an avatar of Kali, the devouring mother, they choose something mainstream as lakshmi, right?

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