Hare Products

[Moris Mackland]

Not sure which supertalk this would go under, but I am sure it has a place somewhere. I recently started caring more about what my body does and how it performs and was wondering if anyone knew product that will keep your body looking tight for the whole day/night without being too oily. I've once put grapeseed oil on, and that did the trick but looked a bit too greasy. My body is a bit textured so when it's wet it seperates nicely, however it tries fast for the same reason and gets super frizzy.

Also I would prefer a product with a more masculine scent, but really if there is only one option and it looks like a homo or Cliff Richard I think I could manage. A product available in Canada (brokeback mountain) would be helpful too. Thanks in advance and please migrate this post if there is a more appropriate Supertalk for it to be under.

[apu]

so r u looking for body care products or what?

[feather]

Why is the thread titled hare (hair?) but he's asking for body products (??). Bodily hair??

[RAISED BY WOLVES]

Best post ever.

[apu]

i frist thought he was referring to the Japanese skinny brand- Hare

[LaiShin]

I hope you're a she.

[gimmegimme]

Not sure which supertalk this would go under, but I am sure it has a place somewhere. I recently started caring more about what my body does and how it performs and was wondering if anyone knew product that will keep your body looking tight for the whole day/night without being too oily. I've once put grapeseed oil on, and that did the trick but looked a bit too greasy. My body is a bit textured so when it's wet it seperates nicely, however it tries fast for the same reason and gets super frizzy.

Also I would prefer a product with a more masculine scent, but really if there is only one option and it looks like a homo or Cliff Richard I think I could manage. A product available in Canada (brokeback mountain) would be helpful too. Thanks in advance and please migrate this post if there is a more appropriate Supertalk for it to be under.

This is the best post ever! So you want to keep your body looking tight...your body is "textured" and gets frizzy. You want products that look homo...and are available on Brokeback Mountain...in Canada.

[mr fluffernutter]

Apparently, Moris Mackland is a stupid fuck.

[wEstSidE]

This guy is hilarious. I like him.

[cmirsky]

.......I started caring more about what my body does and how it performs.....

Viagra?

1234

[apu]

Viagra?

1234

more like the lack of viagra

[cmirsky]

/\ Yes. I was recommending him a "Hare Product" to improve his texture and the way his body performs.....since nobody else is offering any advice for the guy.

[thelion1856]

so is he talking about Hare the brand? his body? his hair? body wash products? weight? what the fuck? talk bout a noob.

[lestat]

My body is a bit textured so when it's wet it seperates nicely

wow... i want to separate from my body too!

[NESK]

the satire-detection of this board is stunningly low.

your boys jeans are so tight its cutting off the blood form flowing back into your brains and realizing this guy is totally fucking with you.

[chronoaug]

???

[Hypebitch]

fucking e-tard

[feather]

???

I recently started caring more about what my body does and how it performs and was wondering if anyone knew product that will keep your body looking tight for the whole day/night without being too oily. I've once put grapeseed oil on, and that did the trick but looked a bit too greasy. My body is a bit textured so when it's wet it seperates nicely, however it tries fast for the same reason and gets super frizzy.

That makes perfect sense now.