HELP: how do u pick up hot girls

[thewindsong]

if you are ugly and broke?

does being like a nigerian or a scout in tokyo work?

i live in canada.

thx.

[beast]

if you are ugly and broke?

does being like a nigerian or a scout in tokyo work?

i live in canada.

thx.

Normally being a nigerian in tokyo wont work but seeing the fetish and stereotype of blacks by Japanese women, that may just work.

[Guest jmatsu]

you're asking the wrong guy. i'm a fucking prince.

if you're ugly and broke, you better be a mighty charming fellow.

[Guest jmatsu]

does being like a nigerian or a scout in tokyo work?

i live in canada.

thx.

these are paying jobs. they don't do it for the pussy. well except for the diy av scoutmen.

seriously though, i find that being very persistent on the inital meeting usually works though.

[selective beef]

increase your charisma level by rolling the die.

[artificialsky]

[Guest jmatsu]

are you going to be posting this in supermarket? how much?

[Selegna]

this also works..

[Guest jmatsu]

this also works..

are you going to be posting this in supermarket? how much?

[Selegna]

i will give you this bag j..

$0.10 a pill

[Guest jmatsu]

i just counted 112 units. how many are in this bag?

[1995chardx]

"Lick your fucking chappy-ass lips, man.Think girls will talk to you if you have chappy lips?They look like dried-up raisins. Because you know why? When girls talk to you...

...they don't look at your eyes, they look at your lips."

-Victor Vargas

[keagan]

[thewindsong]

what's all these "drugs" for? date rape?

[Selegna]

i just counted 112 units. how many are in this bag?

its a 500 count.

[beast]

i find that being very persistent on the inital meeting usually works though.

Unless by persistent you mean stalking and harassing ... ...

[Guest jmatsu]

its a 500 count.

could i maybe just buy 2.5-3 units?

[Guest jmatsu]

Unless by persistent you mean stalking and harassing ... ...

please read my comment again. "on intial meeting..."

[Pandemonium]

what's all these "drugs" for? date rape?

yes son, yes.

date rape.

it's the new black since sliced bread.

[beast]

please read my comment again. "on intial meeting..."

OK. So what does persistent in initial meeting means?

Repeat "can I bonk you ad nausem?"

[Guest jmatsu]

OK. So what does persistent in initial meeting means?

Repeat "can I bonk you ad nausem?"

son, if you're going to be condescending, then i refuse to help out.

[beast]

son, if you're going to be condescending, then i refuse to help out.

OK consider this a genuine and earnest plea to an acknowledged expert in the skill and art of dating.

[roundhouse]

i suggest u buy a big van, pretend your disabled then try get girls to help you move furniture into it. make sure she's the first into the van.... then take her back home and put her into a pre-dug hole.

and dont forget to clean her

[chrisj]

OK consider this a genuine and earnest plea to an acknowledged expert in the skill and art of dating.(0)

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[beast]

i suggest u buy a big van, pretend your disabled then try get girls to help you move furniture into it. make sure she's the first into the van.... then take her back home and put her into a pre-dug hole.

and dont forget to clean her

I think this was in Vanishing where Chris whats his name put on a cast. But instead of bonking Sandra Bullock, he puts her in a pre-dug hole and no, no cleaning needed.

[Felix]

when i'm in the OC - lab i can hook you guys up with all the good stuff....

[fortune]

Show the females your Columbian sugar.

booger sugar

[Gilead]

Get one arm under the back of their knees and the other in the small of the back, turn them sideways and then lift with your knees and not your back.

[lestat]

i will give you this bag j..

$0.10 a pill

wow... prices for X dropped a lot since y2k... back then, the cheapest u can pick it up for was 5 bucks a pop... and thats if u pick up a shoebox full...

the yellow Smileys, Green CUs, Purple Hermaphrodites...

wussup? 'i'll pick up couple of packs from you

[cheep]

the best way to get hot girls if youre ugly and broke is wait till they are really drunk... you are less ugly when they are falling over.