What Your Life Like?

[Guest StuckOnStupid]

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20041406_20041858,00.html?xid=email-breakingnews-20070608-20041858

What you know about solitary

Locked down, no comissary

And you wild or ready

And you just seen your mom get buried

You got drowns, comin' in all kinds of flurries

What you know about your towel on your cell when you alone at night

Or a jailhouse hunger srike

Or you sittin' in your cell and just zone one night

And you think ";damn, I'm neva comin' home one night";

You got 5 years in, neva been flown a kite

You hearin' grown men moan at night

They got you stuck in the can

White man got you fuckin' your hand

Your wife on land fuckin' your man

What you know about no parole

Life in the hole

Lifes cold, you be eatin' them swags

Guards on the nightshift they be beatin' you bad

The hardest nigga turned bitch, be sleepin' wit fags

What you know about gettin' and shippin' balloons

Keep switchin' positions in the visitin' room

Gotta take Ex-Lax, hope you did it in time

Gotta shit in your palm just ta get ta her rhyme

And you talkin' 'bout your life is this, your life is that

Your life ain't shit, your life is whack

Man you listenin' ta the realest nigga

Close your eyes, muthafuckas tell me you don't feel this nigga

The illest nigga

[mrpenguin354]

It looks like someone splooged on her face.

I'm so glad she's going back to jail.

[Subculture]

aaaaawwwwww

[Guest StuckOnStupid]

fuckin loser bitch, talkin about "im claustrophobic".

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE CLAUSTROPHOBIC YOU FUCKING WHORE, IT'S JAIL!!!

[Guest StuckOnStupid]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...SHE'S GONNA BE ALL...ALL FUGGIN...ALL CARTON OF NEWPORTS...ALL TATTOOED TEARS....ALL PACKETS OF RAMEN....ALL MAKING GRILLED CHEESE ON THE RADIATOR...ALL CALLING HER PARENTS COLLECT...ALL "this call is from an inmate in a correctional facility, will you accept the charges?"

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

fuck, i love this shit.

[Guest Airjamie]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...SHE'S GONNA BE ALL...ALL FUGGIN...ALL CARTON OF NEWPORTS...ALL TATTOOED TEARS....ALL PACKETS OF RAMEN....ALL MAKING GRILLED CHEESE ON THE RADIATOR...ALL CALLING HER PARENTS COLLECT...ALL "this call is from an inmate in a correctional facility, will you accept the charges?"

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

fuck, i love this shit.

This is the greatest post ever made on sufu.

....i have a carton of newports in the closet in my living room. HA!

[rome1]

...ALL MAKING GRILLED CHEESE ON THE RADIATOR... .

This is my favorite part of the post! shit made me blow snot, cause i had soda in my mouth.

[englandmj7]

Actually, I've never really been attracted to her, but it sort of turns me on looking at her crying.

I also orgasm only if the intercourse involves lizards and microwaves.

[We Will Overcome]

Ehh, the hate for Paris is so tired.

Especially listening to these media douchebags over and fucking over again all while being painfully unfunny.

[Guest Airjamie]

Ehh, the hate for Paris is so tired.

No it isnt.

[headcoat]

who the FUCK cries about doing a month of jailtime?

[GiZMO]

Does this correctional facility allow for inmate rape? Has she been harassed, I want to know more. More tears. More grilled cheese. More prison bitches. I'm gonna want some cocktail... FRUIT!

[Guest Airjamie]

who the FUCK cries about doing a month of jailtime?

Well I for one dont enjoy anal rape.

[headcoat]

Well I for one dont enjoy anal rape.

What the hell are you doing on superfuture then?

[Guest Airjamie]

What the hell are you doing on superfuture then?

This isnt the Pantera board???

[goldengloves]

It probably wont even be an entire month either. I read that she called out, "Mom, Mom, Mom" when she was taken away. lol

HATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATE

[soraanaam]

who the FUCK cries about doing a month of jailtime?

exactly and i bet you the bitch has her own private cell with a winecooler, jacuzzi and a big screen

[Pandemonium]

wait... women can anal rape?!

[ko]

[goldengloves]

A prison made paper mache dildo. Paris better learn quick how to make her own tools...

[onemancult]

I'd just like everyone to know that according to a source at the correctional facility Paris had her 3-day stint in, the reason she was citing medical reasons is that she

was having "stress-induced herpes outbreaks that had spread to her anus, some forming abscess-sized sores that necessitated medical attention."

the mental health thing is a cover up, there had been rumors for years that Paris had

herpes, and crying in a cold cell without her medication probably was not at all helping her downstairs stay calm.

[Guest StuckOnStupid]

fuggin...all gucci adebisi beanie on her head, all intramural lesbian slo-pitch team....all snorting tits and being careful mcmanus don't see her...all trying to join the aryan nation.

[Guest StuckOnStupid]

all meeting with her lawyers and hiccuping"habeas corpus??? i've never heard of that line, where is it sold?" between sobs...