Sitting on my ____

[Guest DUM]

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"I am sitting on my _______ wearing only my _______ ... watching ________ etc."

Ex:

I am sitting on my couch wearing only a wifebeater, my aprils and boxers...watching America's Top Model, listening to Dipset and chatting with a bunch of dudes on the internets.

And eating chocolate covered cashews.

I am sitting on my couch wearing only my diors and boxers... watching Tivo'd Top Chef, listening to Simian Mobile Disco and chatting with a bunch of dudes on the internets.

And eating triscuits.

[Tyro1]

I am sitting on my office chair, wearing only my suit, shirt and loafers, watching industry reports, listening to My Bloody Valentine, Chatting with a bunch of doods of the internets.

[keagan]

I am laying in bed, wearing acne jeans and a american apparel v-neck, listening to a Pushkarev mix, saying "this is fucking gay" to myself as I explan my current situation with a bunch of doods of the internets and un'raring The Dreamers and Lucus Moodyson film.

[Carl]

Fill in the blanks

"I am sitting on my _______ wearing only my _______ ... watching ________ etc."

Ex:

I am sitting on my chair, wearing only my 'canes, alife slips, uniqlp tee, and ted baker cashmere zip-up, watching sportscenter, waiting for my rommies to finish cleaning the kitchen so we can get baked, and wondering about the outcome of tommorow's hearst semi-finals

[Tiranis]

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Edited May 21, 2015 by Tiranis

[Francis Begbie]

I'm sitting in my Beamer, wearing clothes, listening to Ether.

[satan omen death]

i am sitting on my computer chair, wearing shorts and crewneck pullover, watching charmed school on vh1, talking to moy and dum on skype.

[Servo2000]

For some reason this thread provides deeper insights into the people who post here than just about anything else I've seen.

[corned beef]

I am sitting on my dorm chair wearing a Supreme Cap, a green tee, and some comfortable brown cords, watching the Sufu Skype Chat while trying to cram Chinese Characters for a final tomorrow, and wondering why I'm so horrible at organizing my shit and getting things done.

[destructodisk]

I'm sitting on my computer chair wearing a t-shirt and my Ande Whalls, reading forums, and watching the hours go by on the first truly boring day of summer. I knew it would come, but didn't think it would be this soon.

[seraphieL]

I'm sitting in my Beamer, wearing clothes, listening to Ether.

Do you mean Bimmer? Dolt.

I am sitting on my lovesac wearing boxers and a wife beater watching TMNT and listening to the Bee Gees.

[mr fluffernutter]

I am sitting on my dick wearing only my prison issue highs ... watching superfuture reveal it's inner-most secrets.

[Mr Calvin Oscar]

I am sitting on my bed wearing only my boxers and talking to short asian girls online

[M4TM]

I am sitting

In the morning

At the diner

On the corner

I am waiting

At the counter

For the man

To pour the coffee

[so-so]

do do do do doo do, do d- d- do do do do

[isoform]

I just woke up and am still laying down on my couch, wearing only my boyshorts & a tore-up sleeveless shirt and blanket, listening to Lauryn Hill and birds chirping, and procrastinating on superfuture while trying to figure out sources for my honors thesis at 6AM in the morning.

[apu]

"I am sitting on my chair wearing only my yellow monkey boxers and green short sleeve tee waiting for my next episode of X-tv to load on youtube so i can watch it

[passant]

I am sitting on my work chair at my work desk wearing only my work clothes and work shoes watching everything non-work-related.

[Halifamous]

I am sitting on my bed wearing only my Diors and a beanie, looking at waywt, listening to Coco Rosie and worrying about my flight to Toronto tonight.

[ghostdeini]

I'm wearing pajama pants and an army-issue hoodie, listening to Mr. Flash, enjoying my day off, watching to the rain, and finding myself content.

[Fabulaz]

I am sitting on my kitchen chair wearing only my wet towel, watching the value of the Canadian dollar rise.

[onemancult]

Fill in the blanks

"I am sitting on my _______ wearing only my _______ ... watching ________ etc."

Ex:

I am sitting on my work chair wearing only my uniqlo skinny fit jeans, grey linen/cotton shirt, white Callous boots, and an OMC fang necklace... watching the rain out the window,

listening to the new Dizzee Rascal album, and chatting with a bunch of dudes on the internets.

And, thinking about eating falafel for lunch.

[cuddlysheep]

Fill in the blanks

"I am sitting on my _______ wearing only my _______ ... watching ________ etc."

Ex:

I am sittin' at home with my dick on hard.So I got the black book for a freak to call.Picked up the telephone, then dialed the 7 digits.Said, Yo, this Marquis, baby! Are you down with it?

[denimdestroyedmylife]

"I am sitting on my office chair wearing only my denim otaku uniform... watching letters appear on the screen, listening to the keyboard clicking, thinking about where it all went wrong, and chatting with cats on teh internetz"

BOOYAH!

[cheep]

i am sitting in my chair at work, wearing clothes, listening to a dj premier james brown mix, thinking about skateboarding later, and then sitting at home, wearing nothing, drinking jim beam, watching low budget porn, thinking about calling a girl, wearing nothing, with her sitting on my face.

[braid]

i am sitting on my ass at work wearing some jeans and a shirt with whoreporate name badge attached, listening to the sword, surfing the steez and sufu, thinking of how i can leave this jail cell early and wishing someone would buy my moma boots.

[samsikle]

i am sitting on my bed wearing only girl boxer shorts and my boyfriend's wifebeater talking to my friend marykhay about booooooooooooy problems.

[shoreman1782]

It's like superfuture mad libs!

I'm sitting on my (noun)_booger_, wearing only my (article of clothing)_underpants_, listening to (sound)_farts_, watching (favorite TV show)_GI Joe_.

Ahem.

Actually, I'm sitting in my ergonomically-poor office chair, wearing business casual clothing, listening to citizen fish, reading the APA Publication Manual, looking forward to a time when my life is not packed in liquor boxes.

[Francis Begbie]

Do you mean Bimmer? Dolt.

I am sitting on my lovesac wearing boxers and a wife beater watching TMNT and listening to the Bee Gees.

Don't you mean ginny t? Dolt.

[buffalocloud7]

i am sitting at work wearing only boring work attire looking at superfuture which saved my job!