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i just say 'ecchi time' and beat my chest like king kong normally

ahh wait.. i remember one.. but its a kind of catch all phrase;

''i chutneyed this right saucy bird last night''

''i chutneyed in her face''

but can also be used as 'drunk'; "i was so chutneyed i pissed on my belt and it just went straight back onto my crotch in the pub bogs''

also works with other rhyming words;

'rutneys'

'rooney'd'

'roons'

"did you roon that chutney?" (did you have sex with that girl)

and so on.

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i just say 'ecchi time' and beat my chest like king kong normally

ahh wait.. i remember one.. but its a kind of catch all phrase;

''i chutneyed this right saucy bird last night''

''i chutneyed in her face''

but can also be used as 'drunk'; "i was so chutneyed i pissed on my belt and it just went straight back onto my crotch in the pub bogs''

also works with other rhyming words;

'rutneys'

'rooney'd'

'roons'

"did you roon that chutney?" (did you have sex with that girl)

and so on.

is this cockney, welsh, gunma girl's synthecized japengrish, or some shit you made up on the toilet?

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Some of these are merely repulsive "sex acts" that exist on Urban Dictionary - and I can't imagine are really done. But they're funny nonetheless.

-Jake

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