The Flat Head 3001 World Tour

[Spastic_Koala]

Haha! That's incredible! If only you did dye them green for real. That'd throw people off.

[captain5640]

Pictures keep getting better and better. I'm still quite jealous that the 3001's fit you perfectly(IMO) too.

[Largo]

Yeah, those do fit you nice, Ordo. Kind of wish I could go back in time and tell Thailand-Largo to step up his game because the future will be.....awesome.

[ordo]

It is nice to hear from those who have gone before. Cheers guys.

[Charlie Delta]

Yea, uhm, nice job!

They fit you better than they fitted me,

in hindsight I should've tried harder, or loose weight, Lagerfeld style...

Yea, so uhm, good job!

(Fuck)

[ordo]

Its not your fault that you are gigantic Ducky. You could have pre-stretched them for me and saved my thighs for the first few days. But what are some blue thighs between friends?

[ordo]

A PAUSE FOR THE SAKE OF DOCUMENTATION

Took a few moments to take some documentary shots of the denims today. The shots were done out of the sunlight (which oddly enough had come out today) in as flat a light as I could manage.

We begin with that most favoured area, the crotch. Who doesn't enjoy a good crotch shot? I know I do. You can see the spot where the hole is wearing through, as mentioned earlier in the thread.

We continue down from the crotch to the knee.

The names of those who have gone before.

Right back pocket.

The notebook.

My Wild Swans wallet which has been living in the left back pocket.

The belt.

THE END

[Tse]

Everything looks really good!

[twistedtrees]

dope.

that's all I can say. you've been doing such a great job, it's insane. I really regret not getting any around town shots, but at the same time they wouldn't have been able to compete with these.

[ordo]

COAL HARBOUR

Had lunch today at Cardero's in Coal Harbour - a nice West Coast restaurant. I overlooks the Coal Harbour Marina in Vancouver's inner harbour. While standing by the pole, the woman and man (pictured just in front of me) walked by and made some joke about me having my picture taken. A little while later they were walking back along the seawall and saw me having more shots done. The woman joked that I must be famous or something. I told her that I was known all over the world. She laughed at me.

I was so busy posing and such that I forgot to take pictures of the food.

View from the deck at Cardero's. Those trees in the middle are Stanley Park. Behind and to the right stands Grouse Mountain, newly dusted with fresh snow. It is too bad that it isn't a sunny day because this view would have been quite good.

Who can resist a good pole?

(no homo)

This is where I was sitting when the woman saw me the second time.

Who can resist a good piece of waterfall art with a naked guy at the top? It made me glad to be wearing pants.

Beside Coal Harbour is another art installation, which we call the lipsticks. I am sure it has some deeper meaning beyond just being some sticky-uppy hard things.

(no homo)

THE END

[mrip]

[rollups]

What leather jacket is that ordo, it looks cool

[beatle]

Ordo - thanks again for putting so much time and afford into the project...

How many days do you have left ?

And also - looks like the inner thigh area / threads might need reinforcement soon.....

[ordo]

What leather jacket is that ordo, it looks cool

It's a vintage leather that I picked up in Paris a few years ago.

[ordo]

Ordo - thanks again for putting so much time and afford into the project...

How many days do you have left ?

And also - looks like the inner thigh area / threads might need reinforcement soon.....

This project has been a lot of fun. I have spoken with the various interested parties and it looks like I will go for about another week. It might be a bit thin for the next little bit but will end good I think. Stay tuned.

[Spastic_Koala]

Can't wait to see more. The denim looks great. Thanks for doing such a wonderful job.

[ordo]

SUSHI DAY!

Since friday is a holiday, sushi day got bumped to thursday this week. Was very busy at work but had just enough time to pop out for a quick one at Oysi Oysi (Fine Japanese Restaurant).

Ate foods - basic stuff.

Green tea is good for you.

That's all I got for today - every other minute was spent working.

[enojy]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to ordo again. whatever, your pictures are all so great ordo. you've made this thread incredibly entertaining to browse through... and i hope you buy a pair of these, they fit you well!

[ordo]

I love these jeans and highly recommend them to anyone. I hope to get my own pair as soon as I am able.

[who8mahrice]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to ordo again. whatever, your pictures are all so great ordo. you've made this thread incredibly entertaining to browse through... and i hope you buy a pair of these, they fit you well!

^What he said...haha.

Amazing Ordo, just amazing.

[ordo]

EPISODE ??? IN WHICH ORDO GETS HIS PYRAMID POLISHED

Work work work - but did take a moment to shine the old triangle up a bit.

[ordo]

EPISODE ??? IN WHICH ORDO PUBLISHES TOUR OUT TAKES OF QUESTIONABLE QUALITY

To begin with, I would like to apologize for the lack of posts on the last few days. The last week has been absolutely crazy and I have not had the available time to put into the Tour. I can promise some interesting events this week, though, along with some special guest appearances, so don't give up hope.

In lieu of new shots, I thought it might be fun to post some of the material from the cutting room floor, the detritus collecting over the last month that wasn't quite good enough to make it into the thread.

Here are a couple of shots while walking to school one morning.

The return of the bird. This one was somehow a little too phallic for me.

So was this one somehow.

This was the flipside of one of the Ass Wars shots, and so lacking any discernible ass, was axed.

It is important to make any adjustments to your wardrobe prior to having your picture taken.

Who doesn't love a good ball room. These shots were a little to gay for me.

(no homo)

Gassy Ordo meets Gassy Jack. Part Two.

[ordo]

Steamin.

Those damn geese again.

Trying to turn on the water for the waterpark.

Ordo is a swinger.

THE BEGINNING OF THE END

[Spastic_Koala]

Not quite sure why some of these didn't make the original cut. They're golden.

[ordo]

I generally pick one shot of a given scene and post that one, so a bunch of these images are possibly better described as alternates.

[ordo]

BTW - as a quick update, I took the jeans to a Minus The Bear concert last night to subject them to some of those mad amplitude fadez, but have no visual evidence to this fact. What ever happened to the days when venues were filled with actual smoke instead of pumped-in vanilla scented fog?

[Coldsnap]

Oh the guitar work on Minus The Bear is so good!

Anyways really good pictures, you're one out of a few waywt posters that actually has good style without looking like a fool.

[ordo]

EPISODE ??? IN WHICH ORDO GOES IN TRANSIT

Today I paid a short visit to the Vancouver International Airport. They have been spending quite a bit of time to get it up to snuff for the upcoming 2010 Winter Olympics.

They have been filling it with art of the native peoples of British Columbia.

One of our most famous artists is Bill Reid. His "Spirit of Haida Gwaii" is one of the centre pieces of the airport, as well as being used on the Canadian $20 bill.

I got on an airplane.

And relaxed a bit with my little pop-up flat panel screen. God bless the bulkhead.

Where could Ordo be going? (other then insane by referring to himself in the third person once again). Tune in tomorrow, or maybe the next day, to find out the thrilling conclusion.

[Dam Its Johnny]

New York for Sidneylo's WAYWT thing?

[Charlie Delta]

Well, yes,

but no!

Think about it, he's not here, I know this for a fact, and those pics were taken, edited and uploaded so he's not in transit.

Probably just some short work trip...