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  1. 1. fight!!

    • samurai
    • ninja
    • spartan
    • mongolian horse riders
    • modern day SAS
    • how could you miss out........?!?
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out of interest what is the difference between a samurai and a ninja, asides from the fact that ninja move in the dark wearing all black and plimsolls, kinda like emo kids, but with Fierce attitude, and samurais wear the massive padding and the scary mask and carry swords that take the bodyguard carries, kinda like a glam rocker (without the weapon).

i meant how they different as in their purpose and when they were used and most importantly, in a one on one, who would kick ass?

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out of interest what is the difference between a samurai and a ninja, asides from the fact that ninja move in the dark wearing all black and plimsolls, kinda like emo kids, but with Fierce attitude, and samurais wear the massive padding and the scary mask and carry swords that take the bodyguard carries, kinda like a glam rocker (without the weapon).

i meant how they different as in their purpose and when they were used and most importantly, in a one on one, who would kick ass?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samurai

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ninja

You can decide for yourself...

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out of interest what is the difference between a samurai and a ninja, asides from the fact that ninja move in the dark wearing all black and plimsolls, kinda like emo kids, but with Fierce attitude, and samurais wear the massive padding and the scary mask and carry swords that take the bodyguard carries, kinda like a glam rocker (without the weapon).

i meant how they different as in their purpose and when they were used and most importantly, in a one on one, who would kick ass?

Comparing a samurai and a ninja is like comparing a private in the army to a Delta Force sniper. Fundamentally you're talking about completely different equipment and martial traditions, and ultimately the scale of combat a ninja would participate in compared to a samurai is about as different as you can get.

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i think this lead to a sequel (even, dare i say it, a trilogy).

and i enjoyed every single one.

but if i ever had them in a fight, they would be waving their feet and shit in my face.

and i would be forced to break their shoulder. like totally mangle the entire joint.

in recovery, they would ponder how their martial arrts and cue looks could be so easily defeated. and they would be consumed by anger and they would become bitter and cynicl about everything.

eventually leading down a murky path of sleeping in the streets, dressed in a bin bag and a box, clutching a bottle of vino to their chest, muttering and spluttering.

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