This Is How We Run Shit...

[Michael Hunt]

[mizanation]

so, remember that scene in "the pursuit of happyness" where will smith's character asks the guy stepping out of the ferrari, "what do you do?" in the movie, the guy says that he's a stock broker. this answer leads christopher gardner (will smith's character) onto a path that will eventually make him the owner of a successful financial company.

if i ask this question to the luxury car owners in this thread, what would the response be? also, what path would it lead me on?

[cheep]

but do you beat your wife in it?

[Selegna]

niggas please... ive done crashed two of them already.

get a real car.

(i can say nigga (im a quadroon))

[Michael Hunt]

"I beat that bitch with a bat!!"

[Charlie Delta]

Fam blurred for obvious reasons, don't want people in the street recognising them and wanting to take pictures of this awesome whip!

[deadpan]

Fam blurred for obvious reasons, don't want people in the street recognising them and wanting to take pictures of this awesome whip!

That's actually quite a relative post-Ferruccio Lamborghini started out making Tractors...

from wiki:

"The most common version, as told by Ferruccio Lamborghini's son [3], is that Ferruccio Lamborghini went to meet Enzo Ferrari at the Ferrari factory to complain about the quality of the clutch in the Ferrari 250 GT he owned. Enzo Ferrari sent him away telling him to go and drive tractors because he was not able to drive cars. Lamborghini went back to his factory, had his Ferrari's clutch dismantled and realized that the clutch manufacturer was the same who supplied the clutches for his tractors. In his warehouse he found a spare part which he thought suitable, and when it was installed the problem was solved."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Lamboghini_traktor.jpg

[mike lowrey]

QUOTE=StuckOnStupid;449312]u mad?

you asked the same thing last time when I called you out for saying stupid shit

[Servo2000]

crafted by artisans who live underneath mt fuji in secret craftsman tunnels

to finish a hat they perform a cerimonial ritual and sacrifice a newborn child and an unworn pair of samurais

An unworn pair of Samurais!?

[Cynlix]

hey brad.......hook up your san dieagan brother with a joyride! ha.......

[Guest jmatsu]

fyi #2418 was jmatsu's mama.

I met this lady from japan, never made love with an african.

I fucked her once, I fucked her twice. I ate that pussy like shrimp fried rice.

nice try at a cheap shot, but my mother doesn't like short little black men who dress badly.

at the very least, you could have compared the vagina to sushi, because my mother is not chinese. i wanted to make a crack about your mother's cooch tasting like fried chicken or watermelon, but i figured that black peasant food, ala ethiopean polenta would probably suite her and your tastes better, not to mention i'm not fond of fucking the elderly and handicapped.

[mr fluffernutter]

An unworn pair of Samurais!?

yeah... unworn jeans are not unlike newborn babies

pure and good... not yet tainted by the evils of the world

[onemancult]

nice try at a cheap shot, but my mother doesn't like short little black men who dress badly.

at the very least, you could have compared the vagina to sushi, because my mother is not chinese. i wanted to make a crack about your mother's cooch tasting like fried chicken or watermelon, but i figured that black peasant food, ala ethiopean polenta would probably suite her and your tastes better, not to mention i'm not fond of fucking the elderly and handicapped.

ethiopean polenta is a hectic phrase for sure,

but i suspect that westside is not african.

my vote is for his mother's punani tasting like... ackee and codfish.

IZ U IZ OR IZ U AIN'T JAMAICAN, BLAD?

[Sayword]

where the hell is sharpton when you need him

[doctorgnar]

Fam blurred for obvious reasons, don't want people in the street recognising them and wanting to take pictures of this awesome whip!

Dude, did you blur your dog's "face" too?

[soraanaam]

Fam blurred for obvious reasons, don't want people in the street recognising them and wanting to take pictures of this awesome whip!

for some random reason, the blurring of your dogs face is really funny i cant stop laughing

[Sayword]

I thought it was a lamb at first :^\

[sycamore no more]

Why would someone who listens to GG Allin drive this car?

[notesee]

Don't think I'd be wasting my time on this forum if I had money for rides like that.

[cultpop 0217]

BRAD AND MIKE: go ahead guys. GET IN THE CAR. i mean it's your car right?

P.S. the first car is fucking ugly. those rims are in seriously poor taste.

[Michael Hunt]

"GET IN THE CAR"

cant drive it 24/7 dude, so thats a bit of a shitty statement......or when im working earning money to put juice in it.

[cultpop 0217]

"GET IN THE CAR"

cant drive it 24/7 dude, so thats a bit of a shitty statement......or when im working earning money to put juice in it.

ok how about any time in the next couple days. open the rear hood too so we can peep the engine. how about the keys?

[Michael Hunt]

hella feet on the metal good enough?

wanna peep at this one as well....p.s thanks for the positive reps. ha ha ha ha ha.

[artificialsky]

so which one's mom's and which one's dad's?

[Michael Hunt]

so which one's mom's and which one's dad's?

dun hate its hella not nice.

[deadpan]

hella feet on the metal good enough?

wanna peep at this one as well....p.s thanks for the positive reps. ha ha ha ha ha.

Mike, you park the cars there? I was expecting a Grand country manor, or a gravel drive rather than pebble dashed chainmail fence?

[Michael Hunt]

cant have everything in life im afraid. . . .its only a very small and just newly built house, hence temp security fence still needing sorting out, but its mine own.

dryice, dun be jealous... if i post up bare ill log books in my name, do you think theres any chance of one postitve rep from you hella sick dudes...ha ha ha ha.

just burn me out of here asap you bunch of bitter bitter haters.

[mike lowrey]

I'm on my way to grab pics of my uncles maserati, any tips? I was thinking about placing my penis on the door handle to start with.

[wEstSidE]

nice try at a cheap shot, but my mother doesn't like short little black men who dress badly.

at the very least, you could have compared the vagina to sushi, because my mother is not chinese. i wanted to make a crack about your mother's cooch tasting like fried chicken or watermelon, but i figured that black peasant food, ala ethiopean polenta would probably suite her and your tastes better, not to mention i'm not fond of fucking the elderly and handicapped.

wow...are you stalking me? btw wtf is polenta? I'm also not short.

[Michael Hunt]

I'm on my way to grab pics of my uncles maserati, any tips? I was thinking about placing my penis on the door handle to start with.

get some hella ambition and work bare hard dude, and get some sick rides of your own, and you dun have to go to uncle bobs house then.