so fuckin bored

[cureOne]

i'm at work for another 18 minutes the trash is pretty boring today

[Chicken]

margaret cho will not make a comeback.

margaret cho, whose fan-base was mostly gay men, has been usurped by a new phenomenon named bobby lee. since he actually has a penis, gay men will love him over margaret cho, who has a vagina. thus, margaret cho's career will never be back. ever. thank god.

thank you miznodamus. you know everything.

[mizanation]

monday morning. here we go again.....

[cureOne]

I'm with you miz, so sloooooooooow at work. I'm just watching vbs.tv and listening to pandora radio, trying to decide what I should have for lunch...

[cheep]

maybe you have add miz... get an adderal script.

maybe you could read up on how to make shell cordovan from a horse... and then buy an old horse and make some shoes.

leave work sick, and get out fo the city. get by the ocean, or in some woods.

make a list of names for denim companies. once you do that, make a new screenname for sufu and post about starting a denim company and get responses to the fucked up names you thought of.

take a long lunch and bone the wife. if she cant make it get a massage with a happy ending.

[mizanation]

cheep, you made my morning with that post. especially about buying a horse and making my own shell cordovans.

of course, it's illegal to kill a horse for leather in the u.s.

i would have to wait till it died of natural causes. in the meantime, it could just hang out in the living room.

[cureOne]

You could buy one and keep it in your yard, like last week's entourage!

I think it's also now illegal to kill horses for meat in the US now.

[cheep]

well miz... im sure the horse could very easily die of "natural causes"

[mizanation]

well, if they hang with me, i'm sure their liver will turn to shit within weeks.

good thing you don't make shoes with horse liver.

[cheep]

i know what you mean... my liver is recovering from saturday... was hanging out at the beach with my girl and some of her friends... started drinking vodka at 2... ate some caps at about 9... drank wine the rest of the night... i passed out somewhere in there...

[mizanation]

sounds like a great weekend, bro.

i had two sapporos for lunch. i find it takes the edge off the drudgery.

[Chicken]

well miz... im sure the horse could very easily die of "natural causes"

yes! shell cordovan!

[cheep]

it was... and im doing it again this sat... same girls porch half a block from the ocean... keg, moonshine, beautiful girls in bikinis, etc... you know... florida.

[mizanation]

gotta hang out with you guys sometime, don't think it's my wife's scene though. i need an excuse to go to jacksonville for a weekend.

[mizanation]

chicken, i don't know if that counts as "natural causes"

[cheep]

well... my girl is moving to brooklyn the first week in june... im gonna try to make it up there once a month. when i do, we will hang out.

[shoreman1782]

cheep, you weren't hanging out at TPC sawgrass this weekend?

[cheep]

no... but i was invited to a party out there.

i only go to golf courses when im drunk and playing.

[denimdestroyedmylife]

my tummy is rumbling

[mizanation]

well... my girl is moving to brooklyn the first week in june... im gonna try to make it up there once a month. when i do, we will hang out.

no doubt. gonna take the bus? i've takent he bus from nyc to jacksonville. it's pretty long.

[mizanation]

my tummy is rumbling

it needs beer.

[cheep]

fuck a bus... jet blue is about 50 each way. 2 hour direct flight.

one of my one way flights is already paid for... she said shes gonna fly me up, but i have to buy the return ticket if i want to go home.

[mizanation]

fuck a bus... jet blue is about 50 each way. 2 hour direct flight.

whoa, that's cheaper than going to VA. that's whatsup!

[cheep]

and i know youre a baller... so why dont you get a flight this weekend and party with us saturday? you wont be bored... and ill have a present for you.

[mizanation]

hmm. tempting. times like these i miss not being married.

[cheep]

im sure you can find a good excuse...

[mizanation]

a sufu meetup! in jacksonville!

[cheep]

atlantic beach to be exact.

shit... isnt there someone else from jax on here? fucking damlam... thats right... he said he was moving back, but hasnt been on here since.

[mizanation]

damlam is cool peeps. i think technically it only takes two supergays for it to count as a sufu meetup, right?

[cheep]

yep. get your ass down here, get drunk, eat some shrooms, and chill on the ocean.