so bored at work

[aitsuka]

what should I do?

heres what I've done so far

1. listen to my mp3

2. walked around the office looking at other people

3. sat in the washroom for half and hour taking a nap

4. played with the elevator

heres what I can't do

1. play games (IT people tracking my computer)

2. look at porn sites

3. talk on the phone

4. watch tv

heres what I want to do

1. jack off in my cubicle

2. send horny messages to my co-workers

3. do some pyro shit in the office

4. go to the rooftop and throw stuff down on the street

5. while yelling and screaming at traffice below

6. just leave

[cheep]

jerk off in the washroom.

[axtsang]

what should I do?

heres what I've done so far

1. listen to my mp3

2. walked around the office looking at other people

3. sat in the washroom for half and hour taking a nap

4. played with the elevator

heres what I can't do

1. play games (IT people tracking my computer)

2. look at porn sites

3. talk on the phone

4. watch tv

heres what I want to do

1. jack off in my cubicle

2. send horny messages to my co-workers

3. do some pyro shit in the office

4. go to the rooftop and throw stuff down on the street

5. while yelling and screaming at traffice below

6. just leave

Won't IT people just track what you just wrote? I swear the IT guys are doing it to me at the moment.

I KNOW YOU ARE READING THIS. YOU DON'T SCARE MEEEEEEEEEE!

[cuddlysheep]

what kind of phone do you have? what you need is to get a palm treo or a samsung blackjack. anyphone that you can load movies. load your porn. go to the restroom and handle that. oldest trikc in the book.

[corporategrunt]

one day them IT folks will block this site and drive me nuts, I think I am one of the company leaders when it comes to attempted access at forbidden sites.

[aitsuka]

yup, pretty sure they're tracking what I am doing to

FUCK YOU JOHN AND TERRY AND YOU THAT FAT BITCH WITH THE SUBWAYS SANDWICHES!!! YOUR NEVER BE FIT YOU FAT LARD

[Raskol]

get yourself an ipod video or a ps3

[drapygo]

You can always use a proxy.

[Westbrook]

roger that, i use...

http://www.aplusproxy.com/

visit all the blocked sites you want. unless they block that one too.

access away.

[brissyboy]

roger that, i use...

http://www.aplusproxy.com/

visit all the blocked sites you want. unless they block that one too.

access away.

So what's this? you can visit any site and they can't track it?

[herpsky]

i think it just allows you to bypass domain-specific restrictions

[mellowbonsai]

1. jack off in my cubicle

2. send horny messages to my co-workers

3. do some pyro shit in the office

4. go to the rooftop and throw stuff down on the street

5. while yelling and screaming at traffice below

6. just leave

you must do these sequentially

and take pics

might as well go out in style

[datasupa]

heres what I want to do

1. jack off in my cubicle

2. send horny messages to my co-workers

3. do some pyro shit in the office

4. go to the rooftop and throw stuff down on the street

5. while yelling and screaming at traffice below

6. just leave

^^i agree with mellow. and if by 'stuff' you also include your own self, this would greatly help you accomplish #5 and 6 too.

[Liberation1945]

they got initial d for psp now. gogogo!

[brissyboy]

thank goodness its almost xmas holidays, bring on the hoe hoe hoes

[skistar]

I go through many of the same thoughts while at my job 60 hours a week just waiting for my paychecks.

Those paychecks also paid for this iPhone which allows them no chance of knowing anything I write/watch/listen to.

:]

[keagan]

NAKED PICTURES ON THE lNTERNET????????

[stuntastic]

Find someones cubicle who called in sick, and jack off in their cube...

Or, post it their whole cube.

Order someone in your office pizzas.

Order someone a hooker.

[stuntastic]

they got initial d for psp now. gogogo!

I couldve sworn this sed

"They got genital D for psp now. gogogo!"

[rome1]

I used to crank call places of public buisness (usually retail, they have to put up with you for a lil' bit) and use those internet voices of dave chapelle and others to talk with them on speakerphone so me and my coworkers could listen in. We all used to take turns and see who could last the longest.

[Fookums]

Dunderball ftw

[brissyboy]

Dunderball ftw

whos dunerball?

[billy dee williams]

staple your sleeping co-worker's tie to the desk, then smack him in the head and run

[PQRS7]

each filled with water

[rome1]

^^ did you really do this? if so, that shit is hilarious!

[brissyboy]

each filled with water

+rep for that, that is gold!

[rome1]

I have also put an out of order sign on the bathroom just to see how many people would not go in and walk alllll the way to the otherside of the building to pee.

Sabotaging people's cars is also fun, you can put pictures of naked do0dz in their gas tank lid and chuckle in your head as they are getting gas. this is funny bc in jersey your not allowed to pump your own gas so you would never look in there but the gas station attendant will give you some fuct up looks though.

[brissyboy]

blaaaaaaa first day back at work and another 7.5 days until holidays, time is going soooooooooooooo sloww.

[jayrock]

i haven't done a damn thing at work all day

i think i'm going to leave early

[Anton]

Take up l.ife drawing

Wait, it's 5 in the east, go home.