jmatsu's $0.00000000000002...

[Kelvyno]

Why are we still talking about this?

Stop being a fucking a pussy, grow a dick faggot fuck. Faggot.

Tsk tsk, and you kiss your mother with that mouth?

[onemancult]

Jmatsu doesn't post pictures of himself for the same reasons that Moses isn't allowed to look God in the face in The Ten Commandments, duh.

[Kelvyno]

^haha

Oh and Sycamore, all youve contributed to this thread is naked torsos, big thighs, ass kissing, gay hating (never thought I'd see those words together in a sentence) , and some very (very) lame cuss words. Lets pull our socks up shall we?

[Halifamous]

^ you gotta chill out with that shit

you sound like fucking meathead

He told us he did muay thai and then posted a shirtless pic.

I'm thinking... jock.

[cuddlysheep]

its not often you see ddml mad. :eek:

^ you gotta chill out with that shit

you sound like fucking meathead

[englandmj7]

its not often you see ddml mad. :eek:

You've never seen him when he comes home and his dinner isn't ready. Into the closet, out with the coat hanger.

[lil brown brother]

.... goodness gracious......

[denimdestroyedmylife]

You've never seen him when he comes home and his dinner isn't ready. Into the closet, out with the coat hanger.

those bruises are from basketball, remember, jacko?

REMEMBER?!

i wasn't even in town that night

in fact i was at church

in another town... feeding foxy homeless chicks

some hot batter

splashing it on their hungry upturned faces

[englandmj7]

[denimdestroyedmylife]

THIS BEER IS FUCKING WARM!

:cracks knuckles whilst making a fist:

[englandmj7]

THIS BEER IS FUCKING WARM!

:cracks knuckles whilst making a fist:

Somehow, I was able to give you rep again Lizard. Hopefully this will quench your bloodlust long enough for the scars to heal.........

[evisu 2000]

nice slippers england. where can i cop.

[englandmj7]

nice slippers england. where can i cop.

Visvim S/S 2009.

[Guest jmatsu]

So much for "gentlemens conversation" eh? Right, lets say I believe you and your wealth of experience, Im sure theres a reason why non of those many colourful roles you've kept in your span of 10 years include fashion critiquing does it? Sure its not your job, but some of your comments have got nothing to do with the clothes people wear at all. Secondly, Ive got nothing against you, I couldnt be arsed if you got banned or not, I dont lose sleep over you, its just the comments you make, their not productive to say the very least, and trust me, Im being kind. Lastly, if you dont want me to regurgitate, stop making me do so, youve got more posts, youve got more rep, comprende? Oh and out of sheer curiousity, why dont you post pictures of yourself?

i've had no reason to really regard you as a gentleman. sorry, the "gentlemen's conversation" was with analog. i don't recall extending the hand of diplomacy (nor would i) to someone like yourself.

i have never had specific job which employment was soley based on critiquing, no. I HAVE done small writeups for money. and yes, i did use less abrasive vocab. obviously, it was because i was getting paid to write in a certain format. i choose touse sufu for my own self satisfaction and it's resources only. why is it even necessary to explain this too you??

"some of your comments have got nothing to do with the clothes people wear at all." yeah... i enjoy talking about music and movies sometimes. since "some" is used in your quote, i think it would be safe to assume that "some" of the other coments have alot to do with the subjects' clothing.

"if you don't want me to reguirgitate,stop making me do so..." if you went through the threads, there have been a ton of arguments based on what kinds of comments and critiques are kosher. everyone has an opinion, but let's leave the final decisions to the mods. like i mentioned, i won't stop. it'll take alot more then your flea-market logic to silence the inevitable.

"why don't you post pics of yourself?" i've already answered this quite a few times.

I HOPE YOU GET IMPALED BY A UNICORN.

[poly800rock]

I HOPE YOU GET IMPALED BY A UNICORN.

this quote is amazing.

[Kelvyno]

So much for "gentlemens conversation" eh? Right, lets say I believe you and your wealth of experience, Im sure theres a reason why non of those many colourful roles you've kept in your span of 10 years include fashion critiquing does it? Sure its not your job, but some of your comments have got nothing to do with the clothes people wear at all. Secondly, Ive got nothing against you, I couldnt be arsed if you got banned or not, I dont lose sleep over you, its just the comments you make, their not productive to say the very least, and trust me, Im being kind. Lastly, if you dont want me to regurgitate, stop making me do so, youve got more posts, youve got more rep, comprende? Oh and out of sheer curiousity, why dont you post pictures of yourself?

i've had no reason to really regard you as a gentleman. sorry, the "gentlemen's conversation" was with analog. i don't recall extending the hand of diplomacy (nor would i) to someone like yourself.

i have never had specific job which employment was soley based on critiquing, no. I HAVE done small writeups for money. and yes, i did use less abrasive vocab. obviously, it was because i was getting paid to write in a certain format. i choose touse sufu for my own self satisfaction and it's resources only. why is it even necessary to explain this too you??

"some of your comments have got nothing to do with the clothes people wear at all." yeah... i enjoy talking about music and movies sometimes. since "some" is used in your quote, i think it would be safe to assume that "some" of the other coments have alot to do with the subjects' clothing.

"if you don't want me to reguirgitate,stop making me do so..." if you went through the threads, there have been a ton of arguments based on what kinds of comments and critiques are kosher. everyone has an opinion, but let's leave the final decisions to the mods. like i mentioned, i won't stop. it'll take alot more then your flea-market logic to silence the inevitable.

"why don't you post pics of yourself?" i've already answered this quite a few times.

I HOPE YOU GET IMPALED BY A UNICORN.

Oh boy, once again I cant be arsed if you get banned or not, and I definately cant stop you from saying the things you do, besides, Im pretty sure you need the attention. Im just saying youre being a dick and your critiquing has as much credibility as a 1900 fortune teller. And Id hate to take away your childhood, but leprechauns along with fairies and unicorns dont really exist. That was just your dad getting out of his work clothes. Happy Easter, J.

[fndmybetterhalf]

"internet is serious business" ???

[corned beef]

another crazy supertrash thread, always fun to read

Even though I've been one of Jmatsu's e-victims a few times, from what he's been saying in this thread and from what he posts in general, seems like a smart witty dude. At least he's amusing time to time. I GOTS NO BEEFS WIT CHU.

BUT I DO WANTS TO BE ALL UP ONS DIS BEEF

[Guest jmatsu]

Oh boy, once again I cant be arsed if you get banned or not, and I definately cant stop you from saying the things you do, besides, Im pretty sure you need the attention. Im just saying youre being a dick and your critiquing has as much credibility as a 1900 fortune teller. And Id hate to take away your childhood, but leprechauns along with fairies and unicorns dont really exist. That was just your dad getting out of his work clothes. Happy Easter, J.

hey mr. potato-chip-up-the-butt,

you've insist on labelling me as a "dick" (again). you haven't been the first to say this, and these kinds of sentiments have already been established.

whether or not i have the actual credibitlity to critique is a matter of opinion, but this could be applied to every single member on this board. everything you've said is either irrelavent or unoriginal. i hope you're proud of yourself. next time, do me a favor, save us all some time and simply write "i, keylvno am a moron, please don't be mean to me."

i know that your parents promised you a kid brother, but incest is still illegal. and contrary to what they've taught you, a steady diet of semen will not make you any smarter (a load a day will not keep h.i.v. at bay).

[Guest youngteam]

And Id hate to take away your childhood, but lenext time, do me a favor, save us all some time and simply write "i, keylvno am a moron, please don't be mean to me."

i know that your parents promised you a kid brother, but incest is still illegal. and contrary to what they've taught you, a steady diet of semen will not make you any smarter (a load a day will not keep h.i.v. at bay).

i have nothing against jmatsu, but the above is the sort of thing that makes me think it's funny when i see you dolts break your arms trying to pat jmatsu on the back and declare unabashedly that you're a jmatsu fanboy.

i imagine jmatsu won't give a fuck what i say, nor should he, but the above insults are far from funny or witty and most of his rejoinders that i've seen are on this particular level.

[Guest jmatsu]

i have nothing against jmatsu, but the above is the sort of thing that makes me think it's funny when i see you dolts break your arms trying to pat jmatsu on the back and declare unabashedly that you're a jmatsu fanboy.

i imagine jmatsu won't give a fuck what i say, nor should he, but the above insults are far from funny or witty and most of his rejoinders that i've seen are on this particular level.

this is fair.

i've shared a similar opinion of some of your's as well.

[Kelvyno]

a steady diet of semen will not make you any smarter (a load a day will not keep h.i.v. at bay).

Indeed. You should know eh?

[Guest jmatsu]

well it's pretty obvious that(or because) you're not too bright so...

[denimdestroyedmylife]

are you guys flirting?

[Guest jmatsu]

are you guys flirting?

why? you jealous?

[robideaux]

who could forget this recent classic:

Quote:

Originally Posted by kixslf

kixslfXko

ko-

marc jacobs

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dsquared (hahah)

vans

-cheers!

i don't like this. i am not hating on the d2, but the fit. the tuck is just not working here. baggy, for a nonstreet look usually doesn't work for the vertically impaired. i know your homeboy is pretty tiny, but standing on that platform makes him look even smaller. it's like he has a case of the "angry short man" syndrome or something. knock him the fuck off of that shit. if this pic was an attempt in satire, i apologize. also take that beer away. i can practically see his beer gut getting bigger.

[Kelvyno]

well it's pretty obvious that(or because) you're not too bright so...

Thats pathetic, mate. You can do better than that..

[Guest jmatsu]

a steady diet of semen will not make you any smarter (a load a day will not keep h.i.v. at bay).

Indeed. You should know eh?

it's not as if your's was a winner. you didn't really give me much to work with. i doubt you could do better.

you bore me. if it's the last word you want, be my guest. no one will even remember you.

[Kelvyno]

Indeed. You should know eh?

it's not as if your's was a winner. you didn't really give me much to work with. i doubt you could do better.

you bore me. if it's the last word you want, be my guest. no one will even remember you.

Youre asking me to give you a retort that could support your future retorts? Even by your standards thats lame. And, yea thats why Im getting at you, for gratitude and to be remembered in superfuture history, sure. Man, youre weak. This is getting old, we're done here.

[onemancult]