man stain on jeans??

[rh3522]

yeah so i know that this is probably a redundant topic here but i couldnt find this in the search button and i wanted faster replies then the small questions thread would give me...

so yeah i gotta man stain on my jeans and this is one i dont wanna point to people and tell them of my memories...

any suggestions??? its about an hour old...

ps its waaay to early for a wash

[Fabulaz]

That's some nasty shit, always keep a towel on your lap man.

Try soda.

[sonick]

oh god, I really don't think we need to see actual PICS of dried man chowder on your jeans.

[Servo2000]

You are a sick motherfucker.

He's probably jackin' it right now to the thought of us looking at his "man stain."

[Icarus]

GONK

5 Star Thread.

[rh3522]

how would soda work??? soak it or apply it on??

[dennisk]

damn. and i thought piss/poo threads were bad enough.

[snugglepony]

how would soda work??? soak it or apply it on??

1.) log into superfuture

2.) take off your pants and lay them on your lap

3.) chug 2 coca-colas as fast as you can

3a.) midway through the second can, commence laughing and squirting cola out of your nose as you come to realize the utter ridiculousness of your "problem."

4.) wash your pants.

[kauflust]

You are a sick motherfucker.

He's probably jackin' it right now to the thought of us looking at his "man stain."

lol

servo, gross as it is, i'd rather this than all the other guys who've asked about getting rid of poo/barf/urine stains. almost innocuous....but not.

by the way, there is a phenomenon called "spot cleaning" that will get rid of your man stain. distilled water with a clean cotton cloth is fine. BLOT BLOT BLOT

[nairb49]

wow, huge detailed pics and everything.

just wet it and rub it out (er, yeah, not ONE out)

[keagan]

what the fuck is wrong with you?

What was going through your mind as you where taking/uploading/posting pictures of your cum stained jeans on the internet?

soap+water my friend.

[rh3522]

ohh thanks guys... i didnt want to innitially just scrub it out because i read in the nudie website that this could cause white spots on the jeans which i wanted to avoid.. thanks and im on it

[RockTheVote]

Hahahhahah

hahahhaha

hahhaa

[Bandwagonesque]

The dry Nudie bandwagoners are going too far when they're weighing their options between cleaning up their man juice shot spots and doing a bit of cleaning on their jeans for fear of losing so much valued indigo that ironically, they want to get rid of in the end anyway. Shit man. Oh, and the pics were really uncalled for.

[fallen angels]

6 months

seriously though, the pics were not necessary...wtf

[holotekor]

how did that stain even happen? do you fuck with your pants on, or jerk off with your pants pulled up?

[SanLC]

Dude, just wear it out, it'll eventually go away(atleast my stain did).

[synj_greatest]

Next time use a condom...

fkin idiot

[lowrider]

how did that stain even happen? do you fuck with your pants on, or jerk off with your pants pulled up?

I don't think it's his man juice that made the stain...

[coiol]

dude why would you include pics?

[jb1910]

6 months....

[kenthenoob]

The dry Nudie bandwagoners are going too far when they're weighing their options between cleaning up their man juice shot spots and doing a bit of cleaning on their jeans for fear of losing so much valued indigo that ironically, they want to get rid of in the end anyway. Shit man. Oh, and the pics were really uncalled for.

zzzz white spot either way!

[keagan]

I don't think it's his man juice that made the stain...

HAHA, LOL, LMFOA, ROFL!!!!!

FGT ALERT SOUND THE ALARM!!!!!!!

"woop woop woop woop"

.....

[poopslush]

Leave the stain, it gives them character.

[rale_injeans]

1. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

2. just put a little soap on the area and use a washcloth. and there are other ways to figure out a solution than post on here, try google??????

[enojy]

actually looks pretty sweet i'd leave it there bro tbqh.

[Comma H]

ROFL. "Its about an hour old"

*shudder*

[choice_genes]

jesus.

hahahahahahhahahaaaaa

[ilovespaz]

let it sit in your jeans, eventually they'll swim off the fabric at the hem - - but is definitly dependant on the strength of your swimmers; if you have weak swimmers then your man stain will eventually end up at mid thigh, if the case, you'll have a nice unassuming shite stain - - , which could be anything from milk, to rubbed on white out

[poopie boy]

think of the verticle fading man... you gotta leave it on!