Portuguese buying service

[Egpt]

since it's a trend, i am also starting one.

i will do the same 15% charge as everyone else.

now you can ask me, what can i get from fucking portugal that i can't get anywhere else?

well, i don't have a clue, probably nothing, but that's for you to figure out.

[Aeros]

Hahahah. Are there even any streetwear stores in Lisbon?

[Egpt]

yeah, there are, it's called ebay!

[Egpt]

jokes aside, yes, there is one GOOD streetwear shop in Lisbon, they have some visvim pieces and stuff along those lines, but they always get stuck with the best stuff cuz fools over here only wear carharrt,diesel,wesc and all the other boring crap that i don't even want to think about.

regarding my service, i can get you folks world class wine! Oporto wine, come on, there must be some fellow superfuturian interested in this kind of stuff.

[dave023]

How much for a fat lady with a big "moustache"??

[Egpt]

wtf? are you brazilian?

i have never seen a fat lady with a big moustache over here!

[dave023]

wtf? are you brazilian?

i have never seen a fat lady with a big moustache over here!

Hum..are you sure you're portugese??

[Egpt]

yes, and i stand to what i said.

[englandmj7]

Do you sell Popozão?

[mis]

Egg tarts?

[Egpt]

Do you sell Popozão?

that's brazilian, not portuguese!

and no, my ass is not for sale, but let me now what waist size you want and i can try to get you some, male or female, you call the shots.

[Egpt]

Egg tarts?

there's something i can get! lovely egg tarts!

how many?

[headcoat]

Spain or Portugal: who has the hotter women?

[Egpt]

Portugal! 10fuckingchars

[headcoat]

requesting proof.

[Egpt]

i won't put people like that on blast!

go to hi5.com and search for portuguese females ahaha (it's the equivalent to myspace that is used over here in portugal)

[mono14]

How much do visvims go for there?

[Vitamian]

I will start a Lithuanian buying service.

[HEWSINATOR]

I think my Canadian may take off. Get the stuff that inspires Visvim.

[Aeros]

What store in Lisbon carries Visvim?

[Egpt]

Aeros:

the store name is Big Punch. they order through slam jam's owner, so i don't know about their prices or stock.

[tg76]

how much for a gallon of sangria and a dozen egg tarts and some chicken cooked to your grandmas recipe

[kauflust]

^ thought i saw some portuguese egg tarts advertised at the kfcs in hk...weird.

[Egpt]

how much for a gallon of sangria and a dozen egg tarts and some chicken cooked to your grandmas recipe

ahah.

sangria is great, but egg tarts get annoying.

i am missing the chicken part though. chicken is not a traditional food.

how come there wasn't a single soul asking for "bacalhau"!?!?

[Icarus]

That's funny, Chicken is practically all the Portugese guys I work with eat for lunch and dinner. That and chorizo, and maybe some salted cod. Must be different for the American Portugese.

[kauflust]

eu não gosto do bacalhau.

se você vivesse em brasil eu pediria por pão do queijo e sal do mar para churrasco.

[apu]

portugese egg tarts are nice

dont know why they sell them in KFC, they've got that in TW too

they even have red bean and capuccino flavored portugese egg tarts

[aitsuka]

you send fresh fish products over to canada?

I like a woman too

and the visvim pieces...

[Egpt]

i am back to do the service, so the hundreds of people that pm'd me and didn't get an answer, please pm again so i can proceed with your order.

[thomas_collins]

Bump. Hey, is this service still available? And do you ship live animals? I am looking for a Portugeuse water dog.