those god damn filipinos.

[red]

dont know if its funny only because im AzN.

my mom does all of this. except the toothbrush thing.

vtTEGOxnq8M

the one egg two spam thing killed it.

[denimdestroyedmylife]

that's funny, red

spent the past few days with my pinoy coterie

my little cousins showed me those vids

i learned this weekend that my greatgrandfather was a spanish priest (!) that knocked up a filipina while in the philippines; i am more spanish than i thought

[lil brown brother]

padre damaso?

edit: my mom still call my boxers ..... panties.. and when she went shopping one time she asked the saleslady if they sell "maong" pants.....

[denimdestroyedmylife]

that's plain crazy, supercrap

i just found a wiki on that

i guess that kind of thing was common?!

that's fucked up

seriously weird, man.

i am forwarding that to my fam presently.

[lil brown brother]

very common .. i am also descended from a rogue priest ....there was a famous novel about that kind of thing by author named F Sionil Jose

as the wiki states it was alleged to by jose rizal in his novels noli me tangere and el filibusterismo

[denimdestroyedmylife]

i knew about the spanish interbreeding

but had no idea it was fuckin' priests!

my mind is blown

[onemancult]

as part-spaniard, on behalf of all the dead spaniard priests, i would like to say, 'you're welcome'.

[denimdestroyedmylife]

yr welcome!

[Guest StuckOnStupid]

my mom still call my boxers ..... panties.....

that fills me with a nameless dread....

[lil brown brother]

something to do with the women being very active in church ...and apparently being active with the priest

[Salad]

For me it wasn't Spam so much as Corned Beef. Mom's used to always have a can stashed somewhere. I miss that. Might have to pick some up.

[ang_kangkong]

With my family, it was longganiza. But then, I grew up in the Phils., so it was easy to get. Spam was for special occassions.

[lil brown brother]

screw spam .. im still on the maling tip

[denimdestroyedmylife]

vienna sausages

[ang_kangkong]

Ahh...yes.

Brings back memories. Anywhere in NY they sell these things?

[denimdestroyedmylife]

the only thing about that breakfast video--------no rice!

wtf?!

[sycamore no more]

This is exactly how my Mom is, minus the teeth in kitchen part, I really don't understand what that was.

I don't like saying I'm filipino and since I'm not full I practically can pass for many other races.

[chizzua]

why would you not like saying you're filipino...?

[Selegna]

[will_i_am]

bump for vienna sausages.

only thing my little brothers eat.

[englandmj7]

Isn't this the story of how all you guys came to Superfuture?

[denimdestroyedmylife]

DON'T FUK W/ P. POWER

(all caps)

[lil brown brother]

Ahh...yes.

Brings back memories. Anywhere in NY they sell these things?

im sure they have that in them asian groceries if i can find it here in philly im sure ny has em

but i like the ones in the round can ... more than the squared one

[cuddlysheep]

mai ling and vienna sausage. with eggs and garlic fried rice with vinegar and garlic sauce. cant beat that.

[lil brown brother]

my frnd in college did his thesis on gay men who go to japan as entertainers .. impersonating women .. apparently a lot of em end up wid japanese guys ....

[Selegna]

[englandmj7]

Mmm............banana ketchup on pig face.

[YoungPunch]

I'm not a pinoy, but I work with a lot of filipinos/ went to school with a lot of filipinos. What I notice about tha flips is that they are good at EVERYTHING. For reals....when playing basketball, they were all decent (not as good as the brothas, but decent), skateboarding; gambling (y'all making serious cash at the Indian casinos), bringing tasty food to work potlucks (lumpia, adobo, pansit, BALUT???), and just good at weird shit like blowing saliva bubbles (I could never do it right). And during the early 90's the Filipinos in my school had the dopest hair cuts (shaved like a buzz-cut, but the front bang-part was grown long as hell, dyed a lighter brown color, and slicked back). Oh yeah, and the flips were good at break dancing too. And their hondas were ricey as hell, but much respect for trying to customize your rides....and some of tha pinay women are hot as fuck (except the fact that some are gold diggers. Only wanting coach and burberry purses and expensive shit.)

[bluespring]

piattos > nagaraya

[lil brown brother]

chippy > every other filipino snacks