how to dance as if you know how to

[rocker4life]

hi..in some time i'm gonna be attending a social gathering like a disco/dance kind of thing..and i don't want me standing around watching my girl do the dancing...can any of you suggest simple moves to make me pretend i'm kinda dancing..theme is more of a dj/trip hop/bloc party kind of music

[mickawes]

Haha, what the fuck was that?? ^^^

It was like watching my lil bro dancing when he was 8!

[wEstSidE]

KyW9864AXVk

this'll wow 'em.

[Double D]

QicsO1UgE10

But seriously, left foot forward, right foot forward, left foot back, right foot back. Avoid using your hands by filling them with beer bottles, cigarettes and titties.

[DaBestSpoona]

HbtD_y_X3SU

[denimdestroyedmylife]

First I limp to the side like my leg was broken

Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin'

Crazy wack funky

People say ya look like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty

That's all right 'cause my body's in motion

It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion

Anyone can play this game

This is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my name

No two people will do it the same

Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain

Humpin', funkin', jumpin',

jig around, shakin' ya rump,

and when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a stump

tell him step off, I'm doin' the Hump.

[lil brown brother]

snap and sway

......to the beat

[denimdestroyedmylife]

the OFFICIAL SUPERFUTURE DANCE THREAD

[Bandwagonesque]

No Weapon of Choice video? That's the first thing that comes to mind when how to dance...

The last thing you want to do is dance like a Smirnoff Ice drinking, Eurotrash wearing, disco listening, pretentious pussy.

[Guest StuckOnStupid]

white people just shouldnt bother. sorry.

[likewtfyo]

this is how you should dance should go to the "how to score a hipster chick" too.

[mlproject]

you beat me with the RAD clip

[artificialsky]

hi..in some time i'm gonna be attending a social gathering like a disco/dance kind of thing..and i don't want me standing around watching my girl do the dancing...can any of you suggest simple moves to make me pretend i'm kinda dancing..theme is more of a dj/trip hop/bloc party kind of music

cocaine.

[evisu 2000]

just nod your noggin. people like us are too cool to dance.

[Guest StuckOnStupid]

cocaine.

it really is a great catch-all answer.

[C0C0]

"lean back"

[wEstSidE]

First I limp to the side like my leg was broken

Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin'

Crazy wack funky

People say ya look like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty

That's all right 'cause my body's in motion

It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion

Anyone can play this game

This is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my name

No two people will do it the same

Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain

Humpin', funkin', jumpin',

jig around, shakin' ya rump,

and when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a stump

tell him step off, I'm doin' the Hump.

first i do it like this

i put a look on my face like i smell some piss

bounce to the beat till it starts to hurt

then i dust all the smirk off me shirt

dip to the ground as i catch the bass

then i wipe all the sweat off me face

pop back up then i start to slide

popping my collar, as i glide

then i break the thang down and do the bird

dust my self off like i just stole third

come on everybody, now's the chance

fuck the harlem shake, it's the thizzle dance

[rocker4life]

please..help me

[dumadiscount]

drugs and alcohol improve your dancing. this is fact.

[kauflust]

You could always take "hip hop dance" lessons at your local dance studio. Or watch "Save the Last Dance" over and over until you've memorized their moves.

Seriously though, no dancing is better than a sad, fucked up attempt at dancing.

[mizanation]

*EDIT* reposted in the superfuture dance thread.

[scfdefinit]

Just have some rhythm and listen to the music. I dunno I'm pretty natural when it comes to dancing. Use your hips and legs. Don't be stiff, use your upper body. Don't be like those people whose upperbody doesn't move at all unless you want to look like a zombie. But, don't be embarassed there's lots of terrible dancers who don't seem to know it when it comes to the dancefloor. You might want to practice now and look in the mirror with some music on. Get to a point where your comfortable.

[rocker4life]

yeah, i think i should def do that..thanks

[seraphim]

I have a friend who dances like Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins and it's fucking awesome. He also gets laid a lot. I guess the moral of the story is, take a lot of acid in your life, dance however the hell you want and act like you don't care. Everyone is bluffing anyway.

[Double D]

Everyone is drunk off their arses anyway.

Fixed that one for you.

Your post is true though, the guy I know who's had the most birds just got wankered and hit on everyone in sight. That was until he met the girl who'd had more men than he'd had birds, and they're now happily married and monogamous. True story.

Wonder how many other married couples can boast having bedded 75 people between them?

[cmirsky]

drugs and alcohol improve your dancing. this is fact.

I have to have at least a couple drinks in me to even venture onto the floor.

Then I hump whatever is closest--usually the wall or speaker cabs....

...Every now and then a girl.

Just have fun.

[TPR950H]

There was actually an informative post in the superdance thread.. which happens to be in supertrash.

Does anyone on here actually dance dance? Or are we all funk fakers? I thought Masuerte was 'spose to post video of himself dancing...

[Etz]

HbtD_y_X3SU

This is 16 minutes of your life that will be well spent.

[bruised]

<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=339ixMtHrVk"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=339ixMtHrVk" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>

[ishboo]

i love this forum.