the better Chris Vs. Jessica Future debate

[superdupersang]

bunked a day off to do some important stuff, but i gopt up 2 hours ago, on my second beer, eating a curry and have been on sufu since i opened my eyes.

trash is a little slow toady i thinks, so was aimlessly wandering the deep dark corridors of trash threads gone by and found 2 of my favourite..so..Lets do a vote!!

MOST ENTERTAINING!!!

i hope this will bring a smile to the older members and open the eyes of the noobs and show them the standrads expected.

in the red corner.

http://www.superfuture.com/supertalk/showthread.php?t=22072

and in the blue

http://www.superfuture.com/supertalk/showthread.php?t=13259

rules.

1. feel free to summarise each thread into no more than 20 words each.

2. read the thread

3. dont talk about fight club. it has nothing to do wioth this thread

4. no pics of cats. its like a fucking eperdemic

5. ok, only 1 per post, but only if there funny

[red]

i voted for both. but in all honesty, the jessica one was much better.

but i think there are better threads in the trash anyways. i hope you enjoy your journey. just keep digging.

[nairb49]

ooooh, those were some classics. Its funny that jessica came back as a different user to spam as vengeance for getting blocked due to spamming. so bitter.

[superdupersang]

hot pic though on her super thingy

[nairb49]

pic? in her sig or that natalie portman one?

[superdupersang]

http://www.superfuture.com/supertalk/member.php?u=6392

jessica's profile

i feel like a stalker

[nairb49]

really? her?

"well I'm sure egg is a very nice girl..."

[Guest StuckOnStupid]

shouldnt chris be fighting out of the pink corner?

[Crillz]

really? her?

"well I'm sure egg is a very nice girl..."

"Oh hey there plant"

[englandmj7]

I am surprised with all the weird commentary Jessica Future was dishing out she would include her picture, real name, occupation, etc.

Tough chick.

[chris]

where's the jessicafuture thread? i dont really read anything in supertrash unless gay sex is involved, so i might have missed it.

[denimdestroyedmylife]

and in the blue

http://www.superfuture.com/supertalk/showthread.php?t=13259

there you go chris

[chris]

oh. i remember now.

DONT COMPARE ME TO HER. bitch was completely bat shit CRAZY.

[mizanation]

so what was the big deal with that jessica thread? people were acting normal i thought...

[superdupersang]

the opening scene:

when i reread it, i was looking for somehitng to post in the best quote thread

found this

..read ii..

wandering which part to put into it

and this is what iwould have posted but figured it was too long

07-12-2006, 08:51 PM #1

jessica future

bored

join date: May 2006

location: Los Angeles

posts: 41

jessica future less than 2 superpoints

I'm New

hello fellow virtual parasites, latching on to the internet for dear life. don't be ashamed. don't write back some complaint - it's true: sadly. You know it is. This inhuman existence. Oh well, postmodernist nonsense, people have known that, people have known that we're all superficial for a very long time. Superficiality doesn't stop because it's recognized, it grows and gathers, it's the ultimate hunter - Until it becomes the perfect omnipresence: Aldous Huxley, Joseph Conrad, Thomas Pynchon, Salmon Rushdie, Paul Pearson - - - - jessica future.

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Old 07-12-2006, 08:57 PM #2

englandmj7

superfreak

join date: Jul 2005

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posts: 3,118

englandmj7 has reached the repumatrix

Um, welcome to Superfuture?

Do you like emo?

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Old 07-12-2006, 08:57 PM #3

zehero

semibored

join date: Jun 2006

posts: 118

zehero thinks this is a fucking popularity contest

Holy Barrier - Mirror Force

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Old 07-12-2006, 09:00 PM #4

jessica future

bored

join date: May 2006

location: Los Angeles

posts: 41

jessica future less than 2 superpoints

Do I like emo - do you even know what that is? emo? what exactly are you saying?

[nairb49]

crillz the only one who got the egg reference? next level, my brother.

what is she, funny or somethin?

[so-so]

Jessica Future is Bjork.

[great]

I think that Chris is better from all points of view.

[alterion]

i voted for all 3

[spinmyworld]

the chris thread was hilarious but quite unfair, especially since he's one of the most best dressed on superfuture.

[Bona Drag]

so what was the big deal with that jessica thread? people were acting normal i thought...

dude, are you serious?

okay, i only just now read it, but it's some of the most surreal shit i've ever seen on these or any other internets

it's like walking around in a fucking dali painting

jf ftw no contest

most underrated post in thread: keri saying she would go dyke for salma hayek

game over

[superdupersang]

a dali painting eh?

a classy metaphor

how bout:

[Tiranis]

I think that Chris is better from all points of view.

Damn that was some resurrection right there, Mr. Spammer.

[Bona Drag]

^^

was wondering about his sig