how do i score hipster chicks

[artificialsky]

how do i score an intelligent, self-reliant, drug-free young professional woman with loads of self-esteem and confidence, who has a high-paying and illustrious job and great fashion sense?

cocaine.

[JesseJB]

how do I get inflatable made-in-china chicks that I can fold up and put away after each awkward use?

[wEstSidE]

You don't need women, you need medical help.

agreed.

i hate straight edge females with a passion.

[Double D]

Straight-edge, vegan AND rides a bike. That's like three of society's most annoying groups of self-righteous wankers on the planet.

"Oooh, look at me, I'm so good and pure. You should all be just like me, and I'm going to rub that in at every opportunity by going to hardcore gigs and beating people up for drinking beer/sending letterbombs to animal research scientists/complain about not being treated like a real road user and then running every single red light and zebra crossing on the way to work".

[swisloc]

hipster chicks suck in bed.

absolutely. especially coked-up hipster chicks. that's the catch-22!

[zelah]

"Oooh, look at me, I'm so good and pure. You should all be just like me, and I'm going to rub that in at every opportunity by going to hardcore gigs and beating people up for drinking beer/sending letterbombs to animal research scientists/complain about not being treated like a real road user and then running every single red light and zebra crossing on the way to work".

oh baby i wanna mash your avacados and tension your nipples

[fallen angels]

i love how... if this thread title was a question on the old tv show Family Feud, and we were the Superfuture family, and one of us was up - we would smack down on that big red button and yell "Cocaine!"

and the rest of the family would be in the back clapping and repeating "good answer! good answer!"

[mizanation]

haha

cocaine is the answer to all things.

COCAINE!!!!

cocaine is the new crack.

[wEstSidE]

i agree mr. angels.

coked-up hipster chicks let you put it in their ass, right?

[wEstSidE]

that's ok,

as long as it's not date rape.

[therealcas]

gotta love the hipsters. anal persuasion.

[Guest doubletap]

somebody should make a cocaine thread.

...i'm sure there prob. already is one.

[lithiumsys]

how do I get inflatable made-in-china chicks that I can fold up and put away after each awkward use?

http://www.superfuture.com/supertalk/forumdisplay.php?f=14

[grunhauser]

LOL! I love this thread.

p.s. Note to self: must buy coke.

[lms]

GO TO NEW YORK i never had as much pussy as in the last 10 days i've been there!!!

where are you meeting so many women?

[wEstSidE]

it's not very hard in nyc.

[werdtoyourmoms]

stop eating, don't ever go home, never buy her a drink, wear fresh gear, don't give a fuck

[superdupersang]

coke give the urge, takes away the ability to satify that urge

it not good for strong peepee

[honghonglulu]

i love how... if this thread title was a question on the old tv show Family Feud, and we were the Superfuture family, and one of us was up - we would smack down on that big red button and yell "Cocaine!"

and the rest of the family would be in the back clapping and repeating "good answer! good answer!"

Survey says...DING!

Other possible answers...

(crowd)

"Rufies!"...DING!

"Uppers!"...DING!

"ZIMA!"...DING!

"Krispy Kremes!"...DING!

"Urban Outfitters Gift Certificate!" (at least one thing was always lame)

"Hand Cuffs!"...DING!

"Duct Tape!"

[kiya]

I too can't stand straight edge vegan bukkake fest having bitches.

[onemancult]

kiya just murdered the universe with that statement, I'm in love with his eloquence.

[dystaind]

be in a band.

[DaBestSpoona]

williamsboard.com

[down4nyhc]

the best hipster chicks are from outta town. they're eager to fuck anyone who knows anyone or anyone they have seen on some blog or anyone who has coke and is decent looking.

oh and cocaine is like toothpaste. twice a day for these girls with little sleep in between.

oh and can someone make the coke thread. it's only fitting with all these skinny people.

[superdupersang]

whatever happened to dinner and a movie then a bj on the front steps, whilst keepgina look out for the olds?

[RobbertJan]

^fuck, your old school man

[sycamore no more]

Dress like this.

Drink chai tea and/or be vegan.

Listen to avant-garde.

Ride a track bike.

Talk like a faggot.

You win.

[RobbertJan]

oh and wear the : give me pain hedi slimane tshirt

[onemancult]

i'm still curious as to what kind of hipster girl this guy is after. there are subsects, and targeting them appropriately is key.

except if they're out of towners, as stated. those sluts will give it up for just a little bit of new york grit.

[wEstSidE]

oh and wear the : give me pain hedi slimane tshirt

lol i saw this shit at seven new york...hilarious. wasn't there one that said "make me scream steve mcqueen"?