Rappers say the darndest things..

[so-so]

This is just something I do with one of my friends sometimes. All you do is when listening through your music normally, pay attention to the lyrics, and remember the gems. Then post em up.

I'll start it off with a gem from ODB,

Hit a gush, twistin' a sweet switcher

In search for Bobby the Digital, bitch, not Bobby Fisher

Head full, with a Grey Goose and Redbull

I came for, a beer, weed, plus a bed full

Of dimepiece, model type bitches, who mind they business

Blow my dick, like birthday cake wishes

Another one I just noticed yesterday is from Mr. Fantastik on a Geedorah track

It's on nigga, on and crackin', like Digg'em, lips be smacking

Seriously, referencing old school cereal cartoons in rap lyrics is instant stardom.

[Tarmac]

i'm hittin' girls with their heads in a guillotine,

Why certainly I'm squirtin',

bust your nut and get up and wipe my dick on your curtain,

- Kool G Rap "Talk Like Sex"

(one of many gems from that single song)

[sean_]

lemonade was a popular drink and it still is

i get more props and stunts than bruce willis

[todesengel]

I'm all that and then some, short dark and handsome

Bust a nut inside your eye, to show you where I come from

Deep on so many levels, thank you Tribe.

[cheapmuthafukr]

^^worst guru lines ever... good song tho.

i spit that get back

intact, infact

the art is authentac

are you smooth like synatc, inject

even the paralyzed feel my impact

as i skim back over the words thats on the page

im lying, i dont write, i get high and ignite

i got a serious mental plan, and dental plan

and you dont want to bring the giant out of the gentle man

gee golly gigabytes and a gorillia hand

to the side of a nigga face like i dont give a damn

even if hes with his mans and ems

i put his plans and limbs

all over his pants and timbs

and i wansnt fortunate to grow up like the sims

instead i blew up before i grew up

i spend 8 and put 2 up

cause you never know when i have to do what

do when, do who, do you

and you too, and you too, who hoo

heheheh

now im cuckoo like birds with my words

i am poo poo meaning i am the shit on you turds

yes, and i get on your nerves

and sit on your mind like piss on a curb...

couldnt pick 2 lines... shit is so good.... oh... lil wayne-famous.

[englandmj7]

Sometime y'all get crimey crimey, grimy grimy But those with a tiny hiney they get whiny whiny

- Camron

I'm hungry for cheese like Hungry, Hungry Hippo.

- Project Pat

[Guest StuckOnStupid]

greg nice, nice and smooth's "funky for you"

"Dizzy Gillespie played the SAX"

uhh...no hi di'nt.

[evisu 2000]

i'm in his ass while he play against the utah jazz

[Tarmac]

I'm all that and then some, short dark and handsome

Bust a nut inside your eye, to show you where I come from

Deep on so many levels, thank you Tribe.

lol how is this deep?

[nwhysee]

Any my dick runs deep, so deep so deep put her ass to sleep.

[evisu 2000]

'the more i smoke, the smaller the philly gets'

-biggie

'some shit I don't take it, not even in a toliet

and shit from a sucker, put in a pot and I'll boil it'

??????????????

-ren

'i got my helmet on you can't tell me i'm not in space'

-who else but kool keith

'a handjob is a man's job, your job is a blowjob'

-paul barman

[todesengel]

lol how is this deep?

because he's both showing her where he comes from and showing her where he "comes" from.

That's about as deep as you're gonna get in this thread.

[naturaljax]

classic young weezy:

"baby you gotta know that I'm out here doin' what I gotta do for me and you

and we eatin', so bitch why the fuck is you trippin?"

such sentiment and love in his lyrics.

[wEstSidE]

KUFI SMACKIN'!

-Jim Jones.

[malsponge]

i think its...

"i'd rather get mouh fucked by nazis unconscience"

-El-P

[sycamore no more]

I was walking in the park, in the noon

When I saw her, she was beautiful

Like a flower in the summer, what a bummer

I wish I could talk to her, I got my nerve up

And then I started to walk to her

I said, "hello", she said, "hi"

I said, "You're so beautiful, won't you be mine?"

She was beautiful, she was beautiful

She was beautiful, oh she was beautiful

Now we're in my house, I took the pants off the wench

The fuckin' bitch had syphilis, I cracked her in the face with a wrench

Now she's on the floor, like a dirty whore, reaching for the door

I bashed her in the face some more, you fuckin' cunt

I'll teach you to disease people

She laughed at me and said, "Yo, their ain't no skeez equal, to me"

Fantasia taught me everything, I'm a pro

I told her, "You won't blow no more"

She tried to get live, I tied her up, I put eight condoms on my dick

Attach razors to it, and slide right up and rip the crabs out the crack

Lubricate my cock with strychnine, just in case gonorrhea attacks

This bitch giggled as I snuffed her

S.T.D. by Necro

[Guest jmatsu]

not really a flow or not too specific, but i remember when fucking kanye west lost the europen mtv video award to justice. he was being a crybaby.

[mike lowrey]

Yo, yo I was sitting at the table thinking

How the hell do I murder these M.C.'s, sting 'em like bees

My attitude's that of Hannibal, not compatible

Why I would damage you, fuck, if I drink, then ran with you

Ya'll chose to war, so called rich niggaz wanna verse the poor

I'll rob you first, then go to your earth, it's not gon' hurt

If you try calling the cops, it's not gon' work

All you gotta do is lay in the dirt, we dug a hole

And my guns weight more, yo, then Gerald Levert

With more blubber than a Ruben Studdard, I grease the pan

With rhymes, and ya'll can't believe it's not butter

I told ya'll to chill, stretch all out like franks on the grill

With a classic deal, I'm like a farmer when I'm playing the field

Just painting my seeds, in 20-06, it's time to build

I <3 Ghost

[Guest jmatsu]

any lyrics that necro spits.

[Corbin Law]

remember when i longdicked you

and broke your ovary

ghostface

[Sook A Look]

"I'm the baddest thats right I reign supreme and I'm notorious I'll crush you like a jelly bean"

"I'm the pinnacle,takin out all rookies so forget Oreos eat Cool J cookies I'M BAD."

LL Cool J-Bad

"Stickin up white boys in ball courts"

Wu Tang- CREAM

[C0C0]

"Gotta bill in my mouth like im Hillary Rodam" paul wall

[Ahlvahroe]

the greatest big of misogyny ever, big booty hoes by the notorious big. just posting the first verse.

I got a bitch that suck my dick til I nut

Spit it on my gut and slurp that shit back up

Ain't that a slut (HELL YEA) she even take it in the butt

Fuck for bout a hour, now she want a golden shower

You didn't know that we be pissin on hoes, bitch (BEOTCH)

Luke and Biggie straight shittin on hoes, bitch (BEOTCH)

Lick your toes, bitch? (BEOTCH) Fuck no, you must be crazy

Squirt in your face and then I'm Swayze (bitch)

Recognize G, straight up, I can't knock ya

After Big Poppa, fuck ALL of Junior M.A.F.I.A.

The whole clique, dick sucked, ass licked

Leave your number by the phone, bring yo' ass on home

I roam in Lexuses and Benzes, the fly way

With the flyest bitch gettin head on the highway (ridin)

My way deep throat on Luke's boat

When the moon rises, I'm cumin in her eyes-es (do it)

Just the way players play

Leave it up to me, I get fucked all day (yeah)

Sucked all day, smokin blunts, countin cheese

Fucking bitches til they assholes bleed

What you say ba-by

[drofhiphopology]

"Is you sick from the dick or is it the flu?

It ain't about you or your bitch ass crew"

[TPR950H]

DMX about Jay-Z wearing flip flops:

"The flip flops-he's just not the same," X tells the magazine. It's Beyonce. He's a sucker for love. Thugs don't wear flip flops. Yo, no matter how much vacation I'm on - we been to St. Thomas, Bahamas, all the little islands - I don't wear no flip-flops. I'm never that comfortable, not even in my own house."

[artificialsky]

"Well i'll run up and spit game at any hot actress, this aint a claim I be sticken em like cactus."

"I use a Motorola, to move this baking soda, whether it's in Denver, man, Houston, man, or North Dakota."

[evisu 2000]

'e i h t now should i continue, yeah you left out the g cuz the g aint in you'

suprised mc eiht didn't kill himself after that one.

[evisu 2000]

lyrics tighter like clothes made for bicyclists

....

frogstyle's priceless i must've swallowed insect feces cuz i'm always sayin some fly shit

[thelion1856]

man rap music is played out fuckin dont listen to that shit anymore.

"fuck the police comming straight from the underground. a young nigger got it bad cuz im brown." -ice cube

oh and any rap lyric ever written by DEAD PREZ, just search in google "Dead Prez lyrics" and whatever song or songs you find cut and paste the lyrics to them right here. everything they ever said is a classic.

[__3xL]

'e i h t now should i continue, yeah you left out the g cuz the g aint in you'

suprised mc eiht didn't kill himself after that one.

MC Eiht left the G out his name because he ran with Broadway Gangster Crips who's enemy are Grape St . he just reinforced a general rule to try and erase the letter of your enemy from your mouth . Bloods say bigarette instead of cigarette - crips never spell works that have a k following the C proper . fuck is spelled fucc etc ....

dj quik < see no C .. quik is gay